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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 43!  (Read 4045 times)

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QC Captions Vol. 43!
« on: 01 Jan 2012, 15:18 »

Last week was awesome! Hope everyone partied last night harder than I did; mine was kinda lame. But it's ok because QC is back this week and it's another week of the caption game!



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #1 on: 01 Jan 2012, 19:30 »

Momo:   "HAPPY NEW YEAR MISTRESS"

Marigold:   "You've been at the Wine Oil again haven't you?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #2 on: 01 Jan 2012, 20:27 »

Momo: PLEASE, Marigold! I can perform better than any of the Pokémon you have caught! I can function as a dual electric/steel type, but I can jump to avoid Ground type attacks! I can be modified to learn all Elemental Punches! Please don't replace me!!

Marigold: Wow, ok, chill out. I'll teach you to modify that electric field of yours into Thunderbolt just as soon as I have enough Game Coins.

Momo: Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #3 on: 01 Jan 2012, 20:41 »

"Waahh!! My pet iPod died!"

"Sheesh, I'll get you another one"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #4 on: 01 Jan 2012, 21:24 »

Mo: [crys]
Ma: "Dangit! Couldn't you have waited until after reading that to refill your tear reservoirs?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #5 on: 01 Jan 2012, 21:29 »

MOMO: "Stop!You MONSTER! What are you DOING?!"
MARIGOLD: "It's just a game console!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #6 on: 02 Jan 2012, 00:28 »

Momo:   "HAPPY NEW YEAR MISTRESS"

Marigold:   "You've been at the Wine Oil again haven't you?"

-1 for not referencing Ghost in the Shell: SAC.

Momo: "I LOVE YOU MISTRESS!!"

Marigold: Awww hell, I need to stop giving her natural oil.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #7 on: 02 Jan 2012, 15:33 »

Momo:  "Gotta catch 'em all!"

Marigold:  "!?!?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #8 on: 02 Jan 2012, 17:17 »

Momo:  "Gotta catch 'em all!"

Marigold:  "!?!?"

It takes the weirdest things to make me go off on a tangent...


MOMO used TACKLE HUG!

It's super-effective!

Gotcha! MARIGOLD was caught!

MARIGOLD's data was newly added to the Pokédex.

It rarely ventures outside, preferring dark places. If it feels that its WoW raid is threatened,
it cries loudly over the phone to warn its kind.


Give a nickname to the captured MARIGOLD?

 Yes
>No

MARIGOLD was sent to MARIGOLD's PC.

It was placed in front of the screen, for the next three days.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #9 on: 02 Jan 2012, 17:20 »

I know nothing of pokemon, and even I   found that funny! 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #10 on: 04 Jan 2012, 21:22 »

IMAGE 2:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #11 on: 05 Jan 2012, 03:17 »

Sweet-Tits:   Again?
Randy:  'fraid so.
Yelling Bird:  OK CUMDUMPSTER I AM NEVER FUCKING LETTING YOU MAKE FUCKING RICE-KRISPY TREATS FOR MY FUCKING PARTY AGAIN YOU WORTHLESS JIZ-SPONGE.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #12 on: 05 Jan 2012, 04:28 »

Sweet-Tits: Blood for the Blood God?
Randy: Skulls for his skull throne!
Yelling Bird: WHERE'S LUCIUS? I'M GONNA FUCK THAT PANSY AND HIS ARMOR.

I concede.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #13 on: 05 Jan 2012, 12:06 »

Sweet-Tits: Blood for the Blood God?
Randy: Skulls for his skull throne!
Yelling Bird: WHERE'S LUCIUS? I'M GONNA FUCK THAT PANSY AND HIS ARMOR.
I concede.

Just as planned.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 43!
« Reply #14 on: 05 Jan 2012, 16:34 »

I don't even play 40K and I know who Lucius the Eternal is. 

I will concede to reading the Horus Heresy fiction though.
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