Topic: QC Captions Vol. 42: Christmas Week! (Read 12239 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 25 Dec 2011, 01:06 »

Merry Holidays, Happy Christmas, whatever. Since it IS Christmas week and the week we get a Sweet-Tits storyline; I figured we'd do something special here too. I've done a little archive trawling and I think this week we'll do some captions for comics done before the caption game started. Enough chatter; lets get to it!:

From this comic. Enjoy; and warm wishes to all!

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #1 on:** 25 Dec 2011, 01:21 »

So, how raunchy can we get without getting the ban hammer?

techkid · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 Dec 2011, 02:35 »

"Yeah... this damn infection causes that reaction to some people, particularly those with high amounts of caffeine in their system."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 Dec 2011, 08:08 »

"There you go again. Isn't it enough that you got blood on all my shirts?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 Dec 2011, 15:25 »

"Yeah I can't stand the smell of fresh popcorn either."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Dec 2011, 19:24 »

Keep your hands to yourself or I'll hit you again. You didn't pay for the lap dance.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Dec 2011, 23:37 »

"Wow. funny how that blood spattered exactly in the shape of a heart on your shirt"

jwhouk · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 Dec 2011, 05:57 »

"You know, you REALLY need to get yourself a humidifier."

ZBixby · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 Dec 2011, 14:37 »

"Can't I find a spot in this place where there aren't girls shooting their blood everywhere...."

Yarin · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 Dec 2011, 20:52 »

I just had a thought is marten wearing a shirt or just a collar and tie?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 Dec 2011, 20:56 »

It's just a collar and tie lol.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #11 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 04:54 »

A collar, a tie, cuffs and a wig. What is this place anyway? Her Majesty's courtroom or something?

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #12 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 06:00 »

Yes. Exhibit B:

From this comic. Also, when this comic first...uh...aired (for lack of a better word), a user called Switchblade did some rather humorous image mods of the first three panels that made me laugh. Just throwin that out there.

Also, I guess I didn't mention before, gonna do more than two images this week!

Carl-E · « **Reply #13 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 06:09 »

Marten: "I challenge you! Loser gets Faye!"

Angus: "I accept... wait, what?!?"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 07:48 »

Marten: "You! What have you done with Faye?"

Angus: "This is about your couch, isn't it?"

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #15 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 13:12 »

Marten: "McPhee! Your time is over! Faye shall cleave to you no longer for I have seen the righteous path of true glory and it is through our union alone!"

Angus: "Enough prattle! This ends now! Speedlines, ATTACK!"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #16 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 14:58 »

"NOT SO FAST, McPHEE! NO ONE LEAVES HERE WITHOUT SAVING 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE!"
"HA HA THE JOKE IS ON YOU REED, FOR I COMMUTE BY TRAIN!"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #17 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 17:06 »

"I SUMMON THE POWER OF BONERCAT! USE LONG ORANGE SPERMICLE BEHIND ATTACK!"

"NYARRRRGH!"

Marchbanks · « **Reply #18 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 19:12 »

FunkyTuba, every time I see your avatar I'm reminded of a long-lost cartoon of a man playing a tuba while a curious pigeon peers down the bell. Caption: "Julius pfeifft der Wagnische tubas."

Yeah, probably no one but the cartoonist and I ever thought it was funny. But we liked it.

WAYF · « **Reply #19 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 23:02 »

Marten: I SUMMON RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.

Angus: I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.

Faye: Trap Hole.

Pintsize: I have a Trap Hole too.

Marten and Angus: DAMNIT.

(First one to get the reference is a nerd

)

Skewbrow · « **Reply #20 on:** 27 Dec 2011, 23:41 »

Marten: "You, you in that silly tartan. You and your clansmen are not worthy of Faye."
Angus: "Tandem triumphans."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #21 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 00:09 »

Quote from: WAYF on 27 Dec 2011, 23:02

Marten: I SUMMON RED-EYES BLACK DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.

Angus: I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, IN ATTACK MODE.

Faye: Trap Hole.

Pintsize: I have a Trap Hole too.

Marten and Angus: DAMNIT.

(First one to get the reference is a nerd )

Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?
Marten: That's against the rules, isn't it?
Angus: Screw the rules, I'm bangin' your bff!

WAYF · « **Reply #22 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 04:04 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 28 Dec 2011, 00:09

Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?

Ah, AH. You're thinking of Blue-Eyes ULTIMATE Dragon, which requires 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons to make. I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #23 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 06:06 »

Marten: "You think you can stop me? Fool! My force shield is impenitrable."

Angus:" Eat cosmic rays and die!"

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #24 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 09:36 »

Quote from: WAYF on 28 Dec 2011, 04:04

I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption

Yeah, you totally looked it up...

Kugai · « **Reply #25 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 11:54 »

Marten: "The time has come McPhee - The Matrix will have you back!"

Angus: "Never! I shall remain forever faithful to Dragonball Z!!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 12:01 »

Quote from: WAYF on 28 Dec 2011, 04:04

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 28 Dec 2011, 00:09
Marten: Wait a minute; did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?
Angus: Yeah? So what?

Ah, AH. You're thinking of Blue-Eyes ULTIMATE Dragon, which requires 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons to make. I know because I specifically looked it up while making that caption

that, plus it was a reference to this (FF to 2:40 for the exact line): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhP1QsR6Lzs

Also, if you haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, your life is not complete.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #27 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 15:30 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 28 Dec 2011, 12:01

Also, if you haven't seen Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series, your life is not complete.

I'm a shameless bastard so I have no problem saying that I watched and enjoyed Yu-Gi-Oh! when it came out... I still like it but for mostly nostalgic reasons.

But that video... that video was beautiful. Thank you.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #28 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 15:40 »

It gets even better as the series goes on. It's one of the funniest things on the internet, and ironically, it made me interested in the actual Yu-Gi-Oh show(I never watched it as a kid) and I've seen all of season one and halfway through two now.

Mr. Doctor · « **Reply #29 on:** 28 Dec 2011, 16:27 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 28 Dec 2011, 15:40

I've seen all of season one and halfway through two now.

It's the kind of crap you just end up watching for no reason... Just because you want to know the ending even though it's so full of cliche you already know how it will end. xD

I'm already on episode 6 of those series... Damn. I just lost it when the titanic and kill bill themes came in. hahahahahah.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #30 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 00:55 »

It's always a good day when I can show people the joys of gag dubs. Anyway....THIRD IMAGE!

From this comic! (am I the only one who found Hannelore's "Steven!" in the last panel to be the funniest part of this one?

)

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #31 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 01:23 »

Hanners: Top Gear UK is better than Top Gear USA.
Steve: You don't say.......

Akima · « **Reply #32 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 01:28 »

Hanners: "There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green."
Steve: "Hanners, I'm not an Active. But I'll kill Joss Whedon anyway!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #33 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 04:21 »

Hanners: "Do you know what I want to do right now?"

Steve: "Is this a lead in to this year's fanservice comic?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #34 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 07:51 »

"Why is Marten wearing a jacket and tie without a shirt?"
"I don't know, but I hope he doesn't come on to me."

DSL · « **Reply #35 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 11:27 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 29 Dec 2011, 00:55

(am I the only one who found Hannelore's "Steven!" in the last panel to be the funniest part of this one? )

I see what you mean, but it's her "Oh hello, Steve and injured lady!" that does it for me. That was Hanners at the height of her ... Hanners-ness. (Cosette's last line is funny, too.)

I don't have any captions lately. I'm sorry.

EDIT : OK, maybe I do:
"I bring greetings from Tortura"
"Where did you get that Australian accent all of a sudden? And that scar I can just see under the makeup? And the Ka-Bar I wish you wouldn't point where it's pointing?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #36 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 19:53 »

Hanners:"Don't you think she should be concerned about [whispers]M. R. S. A.?"

Steve:"Naah. I was tested last week and came back clean"

Kugai · « **Reply #37 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 20:14 »

Hanners: "I have a message from Tortura."

Steve: "Out back. Five minutes."

Carl-E · « **Reply #38 on:** 29 Dec 2011, 21:48 »

...

Hanners: "Oh, it'll take more than five minutes!"

Mister D Nomms · « **Reply #39 on:** 30 Dec 2011, 01:59 »

"Steven, why are you touching my face?"
"I'm not touching your face."
(THEN WHO'S HAND?)

Kugai · « **Reply #40 on:** 30 Dec 2011, 16:49 »

Hanners: "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve: "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"

Jam · « **Reply #41 on:** 30 Dec 2011, 18:46 »

First:
"I'm glad to see my attempt to kill you with my mind is working. . ."
Third:
"Steve is over there looking at me like I'm crazy."
"I think you need more sleep."

Quote from: Kugai on 30 Dec 2011, 16:49

Hanners: "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve: "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"

This made my day

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 30 Dec 2011, 19:48 »

Quote from: Kugai on 30 Dec 2011, 16:49

Hanners: "Your shoes are on fire."
Steve: "I'm not wear......AAAAAAAAGGG!!!"

WIN.
(Extra point if you change "shoes" to "pants.")

WAYF · « **Reply #43 on:** 15 Jan 2012, 16:39 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 25 Dec 2011, 01:21

So, how raunchy can we get without getting the ban hammer?

Quote from: Kugai on 29 Dec 2011, 20:14

Hanners: "I have a message from Tortura."

Steve: "Out back. Five minutes."

Quote from: Carl-E on 29 Dec 2011, 21:48

...

Hanners: "Oh, it'll take more than five minutes!"

Apparently this much.

Well played Carl-E. I am ashamed for not having noticed this sooner.

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