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QC Captions Vol. 44!
« on: 08 Jan 2012, 15:41 »

Last week was a good week for caption images; here's the first:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #1 on: 08 Jan 2012, 15:48 »

Faye:  Oh yeah, I moved the couch!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #2 on: 08 Jan 2012, 16:45 »

^WIN.

But I gotta try:

FAYE: "Can't remember. Did Angus and I flip the cushions?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #3 on: 08 Jan 2012, 17:15 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #4 on: 08 Jan 2012, 17:36 »

"What the hell happened to your ass?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #5 on: 08 Jan 2012, 18:18 »

"Don't care if you are stuck.  Every time I touch you there is lady-drama and I am not wanting to be punched right now."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #6 on: 08 Jan 2012, 18:43 »

Dora: Sorry... it's nothing like Pintsize's fleshlight
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #7 on: 08 Jan 2012, 20:09 »

"Planking doesn't work that way, Marty"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #8 on: 08 Jan 2012, 21:54 »

That will teach you to try playing 'Borg Alcove'
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #9 on: 08 Jan 2012, 22:26 »

That will teach you to try playing 'Borg Alcove'

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #10 on: 09 Jan 2012, 00:51 »

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« Reply #11 on: 09 Jan 2012, 03:05 »

"Seriously Marten, you can stop now. Padma's not there."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #12 on: 09 Jan 2012, 05:46 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #13 on: 09 Jan 2012, 15:51 »

HELL OF OBSCURE REFERENCE CAPTIONS:

Faye: It's been three weeks! For god's sake, take a shower!
Marten: DIFFRACTING!



I wanna see if anyone gets it before I post the link  :mrgreen:

FAYE: "Can't remember. Did Angus and I flip the cushions?"

Marten: No. *doesn't move*



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #14 on: 10 Jan 2012, 19:25 »

Dammit Marten, I keep telling you there is no secret exit in the couch!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #15 on: 10 Jan 2012, 20:09 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #16 on: 11 Jan 2012, 03:21 »

Faye: Did Pintsize give you that green pill too? Hanners took one and has been just sitting there with her eyes pen for an hour or so.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #17 on: 11 Jan 2012, 05:58 »

"I forgot to tell you that Hanners lent me one of the baby Roombas so I could clean the rugs."

OR

"Oh, by the way, we're cat-sitting Mieville for the weekend while Dora goes to the New England Coffee Expo down in Springfield."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #18 on: 11 Jan 2012, 06:34 »

"Ugg, gross!  You know what's been done on those cushions!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #19 on: 11 Jan 2012, 14:51 »

I think you meant," You know WHO'S been done on those cushions!"
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« Reply #20 on: 11 Jan 2012, 16:14 »

"You were trying to re-enact the dance scene in Risky Business again, weren't you?"
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« Reply #21 on: 11 Jan 2012, 17:34 »

"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #22 on: 11 Jan 2012, 18:51 »

"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"

"Flip the cushions when you are done, would ya?"

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« Reply #23 on: 11 Jan 2012, 23:25 »

"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"

"Flip the cushions again when you are done, would ya?"

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #24 on: 12 Jan 2012, 06:47 »

I'm sure everyone's far too busy on the WCDT to out much thought into this but anyway- SECOND IMAGE:

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« Reply #25 on: 12 Jan 2012, 07:49 »

MOMO:  Marten did WHAT?  Why did he do that?!
MARIGOLD:  DAMN IT MARTIN
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« Reply #26 on: 12 Jan 2012, 11:08 »

"Marigold, did you forget your pants?"
"Dammit, not again!"
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« Reply #27 on: 12 Jan 2012, 11:23 »

MOMO: "... and so he won't see her again before she leaves. Also, the milk tn the fridge is bad again, so Angus will spend another night on the couch."
MARIGOLD: "Everything has happened as I have foreseen ..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 44!
« Reply #28 on: 12 Jan 2012, 12:02 »

Momo: "And then the home for baby rabbits with balances disorders was on fire, so they were all running around in circles, on fire and then....."
Marigold: "Damn it Momo! Hanners does not need to hear about my 6th Grade Field Trip!"
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« Reply #29 on: 12 Jan 2012, 13:17 »

I'm sure everyone's far too busy on the WCDT to out much thought into this but anyway- SECOND IMAGE:



MOMO:  "Look, I'm sorry that this was uncomfortable, but really, I was looking at this as an opportunity for personal growth for the group of us."

Marigold:  "I understand that, and the tequila wasn't that bad, but...when you tried to pick up those three guys chanting, "BROS, BROS, BROS"..."
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« Reply #30 on: 12 Jan 2012, 13:44 »

MOMO:  According to the cellphone conversations I have been monitoring,  Marten is single again.   You should ask him out.

MARIGOLD:  DAMN IT MOMO!!
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« Reply #31 on: 12 Jan 2012, 22:19 »

Marigold:  "WHY did have to you come into the bathroom?!?"

Momo:  "It sounded like you needed some help..."
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« Reply #32 on: 13 Jan 2012, 03:59 »

Momo: "We were short on salt, so..."
Marigold: "YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SUBDIVIDE"

Momo: I do not think our United States flag group cosplay is working, Marigold-
Marigold: WE ARE A UNION JACK, DAMMIT.

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« Reply #33 on: 13 Jan 2012, 04:56 »

Momo:  "Look, the convention starts in an hour, and Shin Goji will be there.  It'll mean so much to him."

Marigold:  "I am not getting into that Kaiju Girls costume.... again."
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« Reply #34 on: 13 Jan 2012, 13:05 »

*Continues theme from my WCT Post*


Momo:   "I had not realised it when I showed her last night that Marigold had not seen the final season of Star Trek: Voyager."

Marigold:  "SHE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE KLINGON DAMMIT!!! "


That is all.
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« Reply #35 on: 16 Jan 2012, 06:21 »

Momo:  "Please, Marigold, you cannot levitate all three of us and the couch."

Marigold:  "If Dale can, I can!"
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