Topic: QC Captions Vol. 44! (Read 8405 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 08 Jan 2012, 15:41 »

Last week was a good week for caption images; here's the first:

Enjoy!

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 15:48 »

Faye: Oh yeah, I moved the couch!

DSL · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 16:45 »

^WIN.

But I gotta try:

FAYE: "Can't remember. Did Angus and I flip the cushions?"

Jam · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 17:15 »

"I'm sure you've begun to realize, but that's where I farted."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #4 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 17:36 »

"What the hell happened to your ass?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 18:18 »

"Don't care if you are stuck. Every time I touch you there is lady-drama and I am not wanting to be punched right now."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 18:43 »

Dora: Sorry... it's nothing like Pintsize's fleshlight

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #7 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 20:09 »

"Planking doesn't work that way, Marty"

Kugai · « **Reply #8 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 21:54 »

That will teach you to try playing 'Borg Alcove'

Yarin · « **Reply #9 on:** 08 Jan 2012, 22:26 »

Quote from: Kugai on 08 Jan 2012, 21:54

That will teach you to try playing 'Borg Alcove'

woohoo trek reference

Welu · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Jan 2012, 00:51 »

"I'm about to sit on you. Just so you know."

techkid · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Jan 2012, 03:05 »

"Seriously Marten, you can stop now. Padma's not there."

jwhouk · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Jan 2012, 05:46 »

"Look, if you really need money that badly, I can lend you a few bucks until payday."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #13 on:** 09 Jan 2012, 15:51 »

HELL OF OBSCURE REFERENCE CAPTIONS:

Faye: It's been three weeks! For god's sake, take a shower!
Marten: DIFFRACTING!

I wanna see if anyone gets it before I post the link

Quote from: DSL on 08 Jan 2012, 16:45

FAYE: "Can't remember. Did Angus and I flip the cushions?"

Marten: No. *doesn't move*

Kugai · « **Reply #14 on:** 10 Jan 2012, 19:25 »

Dammit Marten, I keep telling you there is no secret exit in the couch!

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 10 Jan 2012, 20:09 »

(here's what I was referencing)

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #16 on:** 11 Jan 2012, 03:21 »

Faye: Did Pintsize give you that green pill too? Hanners took one and has been just sitting there with her eyes pen for an hour or so.

jwhouk · « **Reply #17 on:** 11 Jan 2012, 05:58 »

"I forgot to tell you that Hanners lent me one of the baby Roombas so I could clean the rugs."

OR

"Oh, by the way, we're cat-sitting Mieville for the weekend while Dora goes to the New England Coffee Expo down in Springfield."

OR

"I think you've been watching way too many Dick Van Dyke Show reruns on TV Land."

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #18 on:** 11 Jan 2012, 06:34 »

"Ugg, gross! You know what's been done on those cushions!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #19 on:** 11 Jan 2012, 14:51 »

I think you meant," You know WHO'S been done on those cushions!"

jwhouk · « **Reply #20 on:** 11 Jan 2012, 16:14 »

"You were trying to re-enact the dance scene in Risky Business again, weren't you?"

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #21 on:** 11 Jan 2012, 17:34 »

"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #22 on:** 11 Jan 2012, 18:51 »

Quote from: dr. nervioso on 11 Jan 2012, 17:34

"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"

"Flip the cushions when you are done, would ya?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #23 on:** 11 Jan 2012, 23:25 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 11 Jan 2012, 18:51

Quote from: dr. nervioso on 11 Jan 2012, 17:34
"Goddmanit Marty are you fucking another piece of furniture?"

"Flip the cushions again when you are done, would ya?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #24 on:** 12 Jan 2012, 06:47 »

I'm sure everyone's far too busy on the WCDT to out much thought into this but anyway- SECOND IMAGE:

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 Jan 2012, 07:49 »

MOMO: Marten did WHAT? Why did he do that?!
MARIGOLD: DAMN IT MARTIN

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #26 on:** 12 Jan 2012, 11:08 »

"Marigold, did you forget your pants?"
"Dammit, not again!"

DSL · « **Reply #27 on:** 12 Jan 2012, 11:23 »

MOMO: "... and so he won't see her again before she leaves. Also, the milk tn the fridge is bad again, so Angus will spend another night on the couch."
MARIGOLD: "Everything has happened as I have foreseen ..."

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #28 on:** 12 Jan 2012, 12:02 »

Momo: "And then the home for baby rabbits with balances disorders was on fire, so they were all running around in circles, on fire and then....."
Marigold: "Damn it Momo! Hanners does not need to hear about my 6th Grade Field Trip!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #29 on:** 12 Jan 2012, 13:17 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 12 Jan 2012, 06:47

I'm sure everyone's far too busy on the WCDT to out much thought into this but anyway- SECOND IMAGE:

MOMO: "Look, I'm sorry that this was uncomfortable, but really, I was looking at this as an opportunity for personal growth for the group of us."

Marigold: "I understand that, and the tequila wasn't that bad, but...when you tried to pick up those three guys chanting, "BROS, BROS, BROS"..."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #30 on:** 12 Jan 2012, 13:44 »

MOMO: According to the cellphone conversations I have been monitoring, Marten is single again. You should ask him out.

MARIGOLD: DAMN IT MOMO!!

Carl-E · « **Reply #31 on:** 12 Jan 2012, 22:19 »

Marigold: "WHY did have to you come into the bathroom?!?"

Momo: "It sounded like you needed some help..."

TinPenguin · « **Reply #32 on:** 13 Jan 2012, 03:59 »

Momo: "We were short on salt, so..."
Marigold: "YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SUBDIVIDE"

Quote from: BoDJangles on 12 Jan 2012, 15:59

Momo: I do not think our United States flag group cosplay is working, Marigold-
Marigold: WE ARE A UNION JACK, DAMMIT.

Closer to an upended Russia.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #33 on:** 13 Jan 2012, 04:56 »

Momo: "Look, the convention starts in an hour, and Shin Goji will be there. It'll mean so much to him."

Marigold: "I am not getting into that Kaiju Girls costume.... again."

Kugai · « **Reply #34 on:** 13 Jan 2012, 13:05 »

*Continues theme from my WCT Post*

Momo: "I had not realised it when I showed her last night that Marigold had not seen the final season of Star Trek: Voyager."

Marigold: "SHE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH THE KLINGON DAMMIT!!! "

That is all.

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #35 on:** 16 Jan 2012, 06:21 »

Momo: "Please, Marigold, you cannot levitate all three of us and the couch."

Marigold: "If Dale can, I can!"

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 44! (Read 8405 times)

TheEvilDog