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QC Captions Vol. 45!
« on: 15 Jan 2012, 03:53 »

Oh man this week is gonna be craaazy (story-wise, I mean)

Anyway, lets add a bit of levity to the dramaz:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #1 on: 15 Jan 2012, 04:24 »

Faye: "Grampa!  Gimme a hug!"

Marten: "Meh."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #2 on: 15 Jan 2012, 04:30 »

Faye: "A pestilence on him for a mad rogue!"
Marten: "Alas, poor Yorick."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #3 on: 15 Jan 2012, 04:50 »

Faye: Why the heck did you give Hanners the baton back!

Marten: Meh, seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #4 on: 15 Jan 2012, 05:28 »

Faye: Who gives a shit if the Chinaman peed on the rug?!

Marten: You don't understand, Faye, that rug really tied the room together!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #5 on: 15 Jan 2012, 06:18 »

Faye: "But you could have saved all sorts of money switching to Geico!"
Marten: "Meh. I prefer having a State Farm agent when I need one."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #6 on: 15 Jan 2012, 13:51 »

FAYE:  Tastes great!
MARTIN:  Less filling!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #7 on: 15 Jan 2012, 14:40 »

Faye: "Subway!"
Marten: "Quizno's!"

(bonus points for anyone who gets the reference)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #8 on: 15 Jan 2012, 15:04 »

Faye: "Marten! Look what that little bastard did this time; I've got two thumbs on my left hand, and I can't un-shrug!"
Marten: "yeah yeah, get in line: my left elbow wont un-bend; this mug is stuck on somehow; and I can't look right for some reason."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #9 on: 15 Jan 2012, 16:27 »

I'd like to imagine that they are singing a shouty duet right now... but for which song?
Hmm...

Marten: HEY! WAIT! I'VE GOT A LITTLE COMPLAINT!
Faye: FOREVER IN DEBT TO YOUR PRICELESS ADVICE.

or

Marten: SOMEWHEEEERE OOVER THE RAINBOOOW...
Faye: WAY UP HIIIGH.

or

Marten: BUT YOU SHOULD SEE POLYTHENE PAM,
Faye: SHE'S SO GOOD LOOKIN' THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN.

or

Marten: SIMPLE, YES MY FRIEND
Faye: DAME UN HELADO DERRITIENDOSE

or...

Marten: DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
Faye: Well you jumped into bed with "her" before I could do anything about it... how was I supposed to tell you?!
 :evil: :evil: :evil:
« Last Edit: 15 Jan 2012, 18:13 by WAYF »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #10 on: 15 Jan 2012, 17:20 »

I'd like to imagine that they are singing a shouty duet right now... but for which song?
Hmm...



MARTIN:   Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
FAYE:       Bismilah! No, we will not let you go!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #11 on: 15 Jan 2012, 18:40 »

Faye: ... and then they started to discuss your lack of communication.
Marten: I don't care, I'm just not interested in getting a forum account.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #12 on: 15 Jan 2012, 18:41 »

Faye and Marten:  "Always look on the bright side of life."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #13 on: 15 Jan 2012, 21:06 »

Faye:  "That's my secret wine."

Marten:  "Oh, boo hoo!  i didn't see your name on it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #14 on: 15 Jan 2012, 22:58 »

Faye: Anypose you can pose I can pose better!
Marten: I can do any pose better than you!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #15 on: 16 Jan 2012, 05:01 »

Faye:  "Africa"
Marten:  "Rosanna"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #16 on: 16 Jan 2012, 11:00 »

Faye: "Subway!"
Marten: "Quizno's!"

(bonus points for anyone who gets the reference)

Oh, oh, oh! *Points at a Quizno's outlet 10 minutes near his place* They make really terrible toasted sandwiches!

Anyway, back to the topic at hand;

Faye: "I'm telling you George Clooney made the best Batman!"
Marten: "Three words for you.... Rubber. Nipples. Ewwwwww."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #17 on: 16 Jan 2012, 16:19 »

FAYE: "I'm flying, Assbutt! I'm flying!"
MARTEN: "Meh. I'm king of the f** kin' world."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #18 on: 16 Jan 2012, 16:27 »

FAYE:  The goddamn Star Trek Online servers crashed!
MARTIN:  That's what they get for switching to an Asian MMO format!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #19 on: 16 Jan 2012, 16:32 »

FAYE: "How come I always hafta pair up with the stoner and the big dumb dog and you always pair up with the klutzy jailbait redhead?"
MARTEN: " I have a plan ..."
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« Reply #20 on: 16 Jan 2012, 20:56 »

Faye:   "But don't you see??  Ricki Gervase is the new Don Rickles!!"

Maten:  "Oh come on, he's not bald enough!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #21 on: 16 Jan 2012, 21:13 »

Faye: The Giraffes got away Marten, sorry.

Marten: Dammit Faye, now who will we have to play harmonicas for the grand musical?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #22 on: 17 Jan 2012, 04:45 »

Faye:  "Whaddya mean by that last remark?"

Marten:  "I'm just saying that while dinosaur themed coffee makers are cool, that you could do classical themed statuary versions where the steamed milk dispenser could also double as a stirrer."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #23 on: 18 Jan 2012, 21:41 »

Good blackouting, everyone! Second image!:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #24 on: 18 Jan 2012, 21:50 »

Momo:  Now I can get that subscription to Applied Robotics!
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« Reply #25 on: 18 Jan 2012, 21:58 »

"I think I will call it... SkyNet."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #26 on: 18 Jan 2012, 22:39 »

Momo: I may already be a winner!
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« Reply #27 on: 18 Jan 2012, 22:46 »

Momo:Woot! Now I can get Pintsize's dealer to hook me up with some of that virtual peyote
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« Reply #28 on: 19 Jan 2012, 13:16 »

"Time to get the beta version of VB..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 45!
« Reply #29 on: 19 Jan 2012, 21:25 »

Faye: Seriously, what the fucking hell was that?!

Marten: Oh come on!  For the last time, I clearly stated, "Surprise! Buttsex!"  Therefore it was okay!
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« Reply #30 on: 19 Jan 2012, 21:28 »

(Original panel):

Faye: "So why the hell wasn't I invited?"

Marten: "I don't know, maybe it's the fact that he's the creator of AnthroPC's and you routinely throw one into the wall?"
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« Reply #31 on: 20 Jan 2012, 08:15 »

Congratulations! You have passed the Voight-Kampff-Test!
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« Reply #32 on: 20 Jan 2012, 10:16 »

MOMO (reading note): "I've managed to bump off all the humans on the ship but one; I'll take care of him once he goes outside to rescue his buddy, then I'll turn the ship around and come back for you. Remember, all the humans on the station think it's going to be a birthday party ... "
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« Reply #33 on: 20 Jan 2012, 11:20 »

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