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QC Captions Vol. 46!
« on: 22 Jan 2012, 01:31 »

This week's comics should be out of this world!  :evil: But seriously folks, here's the first image!



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #1 on: 22 Jan 2012, 01:41 »

YOU HAD SEX?!?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #2 on: 22 Jan 2012, 03:22 »

YOU KILLED PADMA!?!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #3 on: 22 Jan 2012, 05:53 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #4 on: 22 Jan 2012, 06:11 »

YOU'RE A SEX ROBOT THAT KILLED PADMA?

(MARIGOLD: "Want some cookies? I chewed them for you.")
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« Reply #5 on: 22 Jan 2012, 08:19 »

"BUT YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT JESUS TO BE SAVED!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #6 on: 22 Jan 2012, 11:30 »

"WITH A MELON?"
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« Reply #7 on: 22 Jan 2012, 14:07 »

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« Reply #8 on: 22 Jan 2012, 15:41 »

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« Reply #9 on: 22 Jan 2012, 17:50 »

YOU GOT TICKETS TO THE SUPER BOWL???

(Yeah, lame, I know)
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« Reply #10 on: 22 Jan 2012, 21:19 »

"Ohy my God, Cookie Monster is here!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #11 on: 22 Jan 2012, 21:47 »

YOU DID WHAT WITH ELLIOTT??!!!!
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« Reply #12 on: 23 Jan 2012, 01:34 »

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« Reply #14 on: 23 Jan 2012, 03:57 »

THESE COOKIES ARE TINY

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #15 on: 23 Jan 2012, 04:27 »

WEEE LOOOVVEE YOOOOUUU HANNEELOOOORRE
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #16 on: 23 Jan 2012, 04:56 »

"YOU WANT US TO DO WHAT?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #17 on: 23 Jan 2012, 06:40 »

...


Nah, not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. At this juncture.
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« Reply #18 on: 23 Jan 2012, 12:16 »

OK, I will...

NO, WE ARE NOT GONNA MAKE OUT SO YOU CAN STUDY IT MORE!!
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« Reply #19 on: 23 Jan 2012, 14:02 »

"SURPRISE BUTTSEX!"

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« Reply #21 on: 24 Jan 2012, 04:55 »

OK, I will...

NO, WE ARE NOT GONNA MAKE OUT SO YOU CAN STUDY IT MORE!!

RIGHT NOW ANYWAY....
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« Reply #22 on: 24 Jan 2012, 15:16 »

YOU'VE NEVER SEEN 'PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE'?!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #23 on: 25 Jan 2012, 04:23 »

"AND LIKED IT?"
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« Reply #24 on: 25 Jan 2012, 06:11 »

"YOU SWITCHED TO ALLSTATE??"
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« Reply #26 on: 25 Jan 2012, 12:08 »

"A HOLOGRAPHIC WHAT?!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #27 on: 25 Jan 2012, 22:04 »

Wow, we got way more out of that image than I thought lol.

NEW IMAGE:

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« Reply #28 on: 25 Jan 2012, 23:10 »

Quote
Pintsize: "I move for this court to rule that its rules should be courted by moving glacier hamsters!"

Cactus: "Moving doesn't work that way!"

"Cat": "Holocockadoodledooo!"


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 46!
« Reply #29 on: 25 Jan 2012, 23:22 »

Second thoughts, I think I'll spoiler it for language and a word I'm not normally comfortable using (free asterisks too!)
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« Reply #30 on: 27 Jan 2012, 12:18 »

Pintsize:  "I, on the other hand, have always held the opinion that congressional ethics is an oxymoron."

McPedro (the cactus):  "Well, you know what they say - Congress is the opposite of progress!" 

Choo-choo Bear (the cat):  "Gentlemen, please!  Can't we just have a respectful debate without all this.. this.. MURRRRslinging?"
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« Reply #31 on: 27 Jan 2012, 12:57 »

Pintsize: "I'm telling you, God is a big hulking guy with piercings who lives in Massachusetts!"

McPedro: "Ach, no! I tell ye, She's a drunken lush with short hair from Virginie!!"

Choo-Choo Bear: "I always thought he was this nice, old man who ran around his apartment nekkie with a coonskin cap..."

(EDIT: Okay, okay, sheesh, she lives in Virginia.)
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« Reply #32 on: 27 Jan 2012, 16:58 »

McPedro: "Ach, no! I tell ye, She's a drunken lush with short hair who lives in Maryland!"

West Virginia, actually.
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« Reply #33 on: 27 Jan 2012, 17:11 »

The part of West Virginia that might as well be Maryland.
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« Reply #34 on: 27 Jan 2012, 17:20 »

Meh. They're all in the East.  :laugh:
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« Reply #35 on: 27 Jan 2012, 17:39 »

Pintsize: "I'm telling you, God is a big hulking guy with piercings who lives in Massachusetts!"

McPedro: "Ach, no! I tell ye, She's a drunken lush with short hair who lives in Maryland!"

Choo-Choo Bear: "I always thought he was this nice, old man who ran around his apartment nekkie with a coonskin cap..."

Geographical inconsistencies aside, this one is full of win
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« Reply #36 on: 28 Jan 2012, 12:00 »

Pintsize: "I'm telling you, God is a big hulking guy with piercings who lives in Massachusetts!"

McPedro: "Ach, no! I tell ye, She's a drunken lush with short hair who lives in Maryland!"

Choo-Choo Bear: "I always thought he was this nice, old man who ran around his apartment nekkie with a coonskin cap..."

Geographical inconsistencies aside, this one is full of win


Agreed (actually, I think a few of the locales in GWS have real-life analogues in Md. Home base is definitely based on La Artiste's home base in W. Wa., though. She's said so. I'll say "base" one more time for the home run.
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