Topic: QC Captions Vol. 47! (Read 9780 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 29 Jan 2012, 01:24 »

YAY new week! First image (and really, what else could it be?):

Enjoy

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 06:49 »

MARTEN: "Your pod bay door's open, Hal."
SPACESHIP: "It can only be attributable to human error ... say, wanna do me a favor and go outside and fix the antenna?"

SomeCanadianWeirdo · « **Reply #2 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 09:07 »

Marten: "No, Doctor Manhattan didn't wear a shirt either."

Spaceship: "But where did he keep his poclet protector?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #3 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 10:43 »

MARTIN: Computer! Increase holodong size by seven inches.
HANNERSHUTTLE: Unable to comply, this feature is still in beta.

Carl-E · « **Reply #4 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 10:58 »

Marten: "You've been swimming in the virtual pool again, haven't you?"

Spaceship: "Is it that obvi... oh."

Kugai · « **Reply #5 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 11:31 »

Marten: "Have you been ferrying passengers to that Nudist Colony Station?"

AI: "Why yes, yes I have! How did ....... Oh!"

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 13:13 »

Marten: "So Hanners..... I guess thats what the "Solid Rocket Booster Disengage" command does....."
HannerShuttle: "Please don't do that again....."

DSL · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 15:15 »

MARTEN: "I said TEA, Earl Grey, hot. TEA."

specter177 · « **Reply #8 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 15:22 »

Quote from: DSL on 29 Jan 2012, 15:15

MARTEN: "I said TEA, Earl Grey, hot. TEA."

You win the thread.

WAYF · « **Reply #9 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 16:33 »

But it was all a cunning ruse to distract the humans from the blood on the spaceship's hands, something which only Hannelore noticed.

Kugai · « **Reply #10 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 19:58 »

Quote from: WAYF on 29 Jan 2012, 16:33

But it was all a cunning ruse to distract the humans from the blood on the spaceship's hands, something which only Hannelore noticed.

You've been watching Voyager, haven't you?

Omega Entity · « **Reply #11 on:** 29 Jan 2012, 21:02 »

Ah, yes. The killer hologram ep. It add a whole new spin to Spaceship's words in Friday's comic

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 30 Jan 2012, 04:38 »

Marten: "No, I don't think I'll be removing my pants just yet."

Holopilot: "But Mr. Ellicott-Chatham insists that we all conform with him."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #13 on:** 30 Jan 2012, 18:16 »

Spaceship: "Please state the nature of the comedial emergency."

Kugai · « **Reply #14 on:** 30 Jan 2012, 19:45 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 30 Jan 2012, 18:16

Spaceship: "Please state the nature of the comedial emergency."

Doc Zimmerman would be proud

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 31 Jan 2012, 01:34 »

Spaceship: Oh no, look what happened totally by accident! *coy smile*
Marten: Heh, is that a holographic banana in your pocket or....wait.....oh god.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #16 on:** 31 Jan 2012, 02:11 »

Martin: "Uh, dude.. Pants?"
Hannershuttle: "Pants pants and pants WHAT IS PANTS?!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 Feb 2012, 01:16 »

SECOND IMAGE:

I hope they're wearing their floaties! *ducks*

Soulsynger · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 Feb 2012, 02:20 »

Marten: "Is this a dreaaam?"
Hanners: "Is this just fantasy?"

Or:

Marten: "Trinity! Help!" *Matrix swooosh sounds*

DSL · « **Reply #19 on:** 01 Feb 2012, 07:05 »

MARTEN: "... so the string's really upset by now, all twisted up in the middle and unraveled at the ends, and he decides he's gonna get that drink. So he goes back to the bar and the bartender is like, 'Say, aren't you that string I just kicked out of here?' And the string is like, 'No, I'm a frayed knot.'"
HANNELORE: "That's silly. Strings can't talk."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #20 on:** 01 Feb 2012, 10:58 »

Marten: "I've never seen you looking so at ease!"
Hannelore: "It's good to go home".

Border Reiver · « **Reply #21 on:** 01 Feb 2012, 11:00 »

Marten: "So glad I'm not wearing a kilt."

Hanners: "So am I."

Carl-E · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 Feb 2012, 12:36 »

Marten: "Hey, how did I lift straight up off the seat?"

Hanners: "I'm guessing jet propulsion."

OK, so Hanners would never make a fart joke. Doesn't mean I can't!

DSL · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 Feb 2012, 14:19 »

MARTEN: "Where's Marigold?"
HANNELORE: "Driving."

WAYF · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 Feb 2012, 16:13 »

Quote from: DSL on 01 Feb 2012, 14:19

MARTEN: "Where's Marigold?"
HANNELORE: "Driving."

You, sir, are a master of the caption.

Marten: There won't be any giant whirring ceiling fans of death on this space station, will there?

Hannelore: Thankfully, no. There used to be, but then I watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. My dad invented a whole new system of air conditioning just to get me to come back to the station.

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #25 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 06:33 »

Marten: Daang!
Hannelore: Daaaaaaaang!

Well, it was either that, or "Butts."

alienatedduck · « **Reply #26 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 06:46 »

Marten: This is what I imagine the internet to feel like. But with less wangs.
Hannelore: And less stupid people!

Kugai · « **Reply #27 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 09:49 »

Marten: "Steven Hawking would have loved this."

Hanners: "He did when he helped Dad last year."

Omega Entity · « **Reply #28 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 10:33 »

Off-topic question, but is there a way to turn off the tiny-text? I'm getting tired of having to copy-paste stuff to read people's posts.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #29 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 10:39 »

Marten: I can feel my spine lengthening!

Hannelore: Don't get your hopes up... you'll never be as tall as that guy with the giant white dog and the piercings who mopes around Coffee of Doom every other week.

Carl-E · « **Reply #30 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 11:03 »

Quote from: Omega Entity on 02 Feb 2012, 10:33

Off-topic question, but is there a way to turn off the tiny-text? I'm getting tired of having to copy-paste stuff to read people's posts.

Just hit "quote", you ca nread everything then go back a page to pick up where you left off.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #31 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 11:09 »

Much appreciated.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #32 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 11:27 »

Marten: "Is that an okapi on the ceiling?"
Hannelore: "Isn't he cute? His name is 'Okapi'"

DSL · « **Reply #33 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 11:37 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 02 Feb 2012, 11:27

Marten: "Is that an okapi on the ceiling?"
Hannelore: "Isn't he cute? His name is 'Okapi'"

HANNELORE: "... he's so TALL!"

pwhodges · « **Reply #34 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 12:11 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 02 Feb 2012, 11:03

Quote from: Omega Entity on 02 Feb 2012, 10:33
Off-topic question, but is there a way to turn off the tiny-text? I'm getting tired of having to copy-paste stuff to read people's posts.
Just hit "quote", you can read everything then go back a page to pick up where you left off.

Or use "+" and "-" on the number pad to make your browser text bigger and smaller quickly.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #35 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 13:44 »

I could do that if it worked on my keyboard, or hold control and use the scroll wheel on the mouse, but then I have to find the size that everything was at before. More annoyance than it's worth, imo.

pwhodges · « **Reply #36 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 15:14 »

"*" on the number pad puts it back to normal.

Omega Entity · « **Reply #37 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 19:12 »

But the + and - don't do anything to my screen, is what I'm saying.

jwhouk · « **Reply #38 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 20:20 »

Marten: "Wow, I never thought I'd end up in space!"
Hannelore: "It's a long way from peeing in the ladies' room, huh?"

(P.S. - Friday's strip marks 1600 since Hanners' appearance in the ladies' room, by the way.)

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #39 on:** 02 Feb 2012, 21:09 »

You should mention that little tidbit in the WCDT. Makes me wanna make a little toast

Carl-E · « **Reply #40 on:** 03 Feb 2012, 10:03 »

I'll raise my glazele vayn...

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jwhouk · « **Reply #41 on:** 03 Feb 2012, 14:23 »

Ponder that for a second:

In just 1600 strips, she has made 455 appearances - according to Andy147's list. That's over 28% of all the strips since her first appearance.

Kugai · « **Reply #42 on:** 03 Feb 2012, 14:43 »

Marten: "Here am I floating in a tin can, far above the world."
Hanners: "Planet Earth is blue, and there's nothing we can do."

ChaosWolf · « **Reply #43 on:** 03 Feb 2012, 17:26 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 01 Feb 2012, 12:36

Marten: "Hey, how did I lift straight up off the seat?"

Hanners: "I'm guessing jet propulsion."

OK, so Hanners would never make a fart joke. Doesn't mean I can't!

I now am wondering what it would be like if she did.

DSL · « **Reply #44 on:** 03 Feb 2012, 19:21 »

MARTEN: "Rocket Maaaannnnnnnnn, burnin' out my fuse up here alone ..."
HANNERS: "Don't be silly! Marigold and I are right here! Besides, this is a scramjet!"

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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