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QC Captions Vol. 48!
« on: 05 Feb 2012, 01:48 »

New week! New image:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #1 on: 05 Feb 2012, 02:11 »

Marten: "Is that an iceberg?"
Hanners: "Don't worry - Daddy told me the Titanic is unsinkable!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #2 on: 05 Feb 2012, 02:41 »

MARTEN: "Dude. Seriously? Spending time on the forums while you're at work?"
HANNELORE: "Hee hee. Is that your boss behind you? She looks mad."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #3 on: 05 Feb 2012, 03:17 »

Hanners: "How much is that doggie in the window?"

Marten: "The one with the wiggly tail?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #4 on: 05 Feb 2012, 04:11 »

Marten: "Did your dad really bio-engineer that flying shark? Is that safe?"

Hannelore: "Oh yes, Chompy is fine. It's Biter you have to watch out for. Oh, look! Biter!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #5 on: 05 Feb 2012, 07:16 »

Marten: "Did your dad really bio-engineer that flying shark? Is that safe?"

Hannelore: "Oh yes, Chompy is fine. It's Biter you have to watch out for. Oh, look! Biter!"

ELLIOTT, off panel: "You name them all Biter. Except for Chompy."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #6 on: 05 Feb 2012, 07:30 »

MARTEN:  So THAT'S how Geico keeps rates so low... hugblugblug...
HANNERS:  Hello Mother!!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #7 on: 05 Feb 2012, 08:29 »

Hannelore: Hey look! It's the only man made thing that can be seen from outer space!
Marten: What is it? YO MOMMA'S BUTT?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #8 on: 05 Feb 2012, 08:39 »

"Made" by many men...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #9 on: 05 Feb 2012, 08:42 »

Indeed.

We will have a moments silence whilst we think about the lives that were lost during it's 'construction'.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #10 on: 05 Feb 2012, 09:22 »

MARTEN:  So THAT'S how Geico keeps rates so low... hugblugblug...
HANNERS:  Hello Mother!!!

If Beatrice is involved I can only assume people died.

MARTEN: "Dude. Seriously? Spending time on the forums while you're at work?"
HANNELORE: "Hee hee. Is that your boss behind you? She looks mad."

 :mrgreen:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #11 on: 05 Feb 2012, 10:11 »

"A whole space station full of firemen?"
"Tee Hee!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #12 on: 05 Feb 2012, 15:02 »

Marten:   "Whaddaminute - is that......."

Hanners:   "Yes!  And if you look there you can even see the Nacelles being readied for attachment."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #13 on: 05 Feb 2012, 15:25 »

Marten:   "Whaddaminute - is that......."

Hanners:   "Yes!  And if you look there you can even see the Nacelles being readied for attachment."

You know, I think you may have actually tied DSL's post with that one.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #14 on: 05 Feb 2012, 17:34 »

Hannelore: It's quite calm up here. I like to relax and gain perspective on life when I'm in space.

Marten: Oh, so that usually happens? Cause now that I'm looking into the vastness of space and how huge yet relatively tiny the Earth is, I suddenly find myself thinking that Nickelback's music is completely not worth complaining about, no matter how generic it is.

Hannelore: Absolutely! Complaining about Nickelback is usually the very first of my worries to go!


It's not like I'm going to add them to my library or anything, but there are much worse things in music to get worked up about and/or pick on.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #15 on: 05 Feb 2012, 19:12 »

Marten:   "Whaddaminute - is that......."

Hanners:   "Yes!  And if you look there you can even see the Nacelles being readied for attachment."

You know, I think you may have actually tied DSL's post with that one.

Da dada da dadadadaaaaa  DADUMMMMM!


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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #16 on: 05 Feb 2012, 19:39 »

Hannelore: Look-look-look, there it is!
Marten: A... a teapot?!

Hannelore:  "Yes, next to the Sperm Whale and the bowl of Petunias."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #17 on: 05 Feb 2012, 19:40 »

Oh, no, not again. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #18 on: 05 Feb 2012, 19:43 »

Oh, no, not again.  

I should have resisted

But then ..........



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #19 on: 05 Feb 2012, 19:59 »

Hannelore:  "Look, Pintsize!"

Marten:  "Where did he get a Saturn V?"
« Last Edit: 05 Feb 2012, 20:38 by SomeCanadianWeirdo »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #20 on: 05 Feb 2012, 20:13 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #21 on: 05 Feb 2012, 20:56 »

The 'bots are at present more unsupervised than usual ...

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #22 on: 05 Feb 2012, 21:10 »

Faye probably has Pintsize lockedi n a box someplace.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #23 on: 06 Feb 2012, 06:11 »

Marten:  "Does that sign say what I think it says?"

Hanners:  "Of course, Silly.  Why shouldnt trespassers be prosecuted?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #24 on: 06 Feb 2012, 06:28 »

Hanners:  A time-traveling shape-shifting robot operated by miniaturized people!
Marten:  I've got to admit, I didn't see that coming.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #25 on: 06 Feb 2012, 07:50 »

Faye probably has Pintsize locked in a box someplace.

She's versatile, is our Faye. If he's not taped to the wall, he's in the freezer ... or in the toilet tank with a brick on the lid.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #26 on: 06 Feb 2012, 11:45 »

Faye probably has Pintsize locked in a box someplace.

She's versatile, is our Faye. If he's not taped to the wall, he's in the freezer ... or in the toilet tank with a brick on the lid.

I think it's more likely she has him stored in the same box as Schrodengers Cat.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #27 on: 06 Feb 2012, 12:35 »

Faye probably has Pintsize locked in a box someplace.

She's versatile, is our Faye. If he's not taped to the wall, he's in the freezer ... or in the toilet tank with a brick on the lid.

I think it's more likely she has him stored in the same box as Schrodengers Cat.

And it's just as likely that she does not ...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #28 on: 06 Feb 2012, 12:36 »

Pintsize probably is aroused by elbows and peanut butter.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #29 on: 06 Feb 2012, 14:09 »

Hannelore: Wait... why are the lights over Northhampton strategically turned off in the shape of a giant wang?

Marten: Apparently Faye didn't follow my unsupervised Pintsize regulations quite well enough
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #30 on: 06 Feb 2012, 21:57 »

Hannelore: Wait... why are the lights over Northhampton strategically turned off in the shape of a giant wang?

Marten: Apparently Faye didn't follow my unsupervised Pintsize regulations quite well enough

Obviously.  He specifically stated those lights were to be in the shape of a giant butt.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #31 on: 08 Feb 2012, 12:49 »

NEW IMAGE!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #32 on: 08 Feb 2012, 12:54 »

Hanners:  A rainbow-colored holo-pony!
Station:  Well, I guess I can do that.
Marigold:  Oh My God!
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« Reply #33 on: 08 Feb 2012, 14:07 »

Hannelore: "Station, where did THAT come from?"
Marten: "I didn't know it was possible for a fingernail to be that clean"
Marigold: "It almost touched me!"
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« Reply #34 on: 08 Feb 2012, 15:20 »

HANNELORE: "They have displeased me. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
STATION: "Again?"
MARIGOLD: "Can I keep the pony?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 48!
« Reply #35 on: 08 Feb 2012, 23:18 »

Hannelore: It puts the lotion on her skin or else it gets the hose again!

Station: I'm too old for this shit.

Marigold: I ... I know Kung-Fu... !
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« Reply #36 on: 09 Feb 2012, 04:39 »

Hanners:  "You know what you have to do?"

Station:  "The breeding chambers will not be ready for three days Mistress."

Marigold:  "I get to keep the pony, right?"
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« Reply #37 on: 09 Feb 2012, 05:02 »

Hannelore:  Station!  Do we have some sort of pony infestation that you failed to mention?

Station:  It was brought on board in a box of Pocky.

Marigold:  It- it was vintage!
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