So I've watched a shitload of movies lately.
Anchorman 2 - just... not very funny. And at least half an hour too long.
The closing fight made the entire film worth it just for the cameos.
The Internship - again, just wasn't very funny, although it makes Anchorman 2 look like Airplane. However, at least, unlike Delivery Man, it was fucking offensively terrible.
Eddie Murphy - Delirious - Alarmingly homophobic and anti-woman. Didn't care for it. Not sure I can enjoy anything Murphy's in any more.
Last Vegas - Kind of sweet, quite funny, entirely carried by a fantastic cast (not least Kevin Kline who is the most eminently likable actor in Hollywood)
American Reunion - Absolutely pointless, but enjoyable seeing the old gang all back together. Intermittently funny but puts into harsh relief how little we need sex comedies these days when the internet exists. If you want comedy, you watch a film. If you want sex, you go online.
That's My Boy - I fell asleep during the opening half hour, which included the classic 'hot teacher fucks underage boy, boy is hailed as a hero.' Admittedly the teacher does go to jail in the movie, but at no point is it indicated that that is the right option, it just happens in spite of it all. I did not regret falling asleep.
Hunger Games - Solid four out of five. Great concept, beautifully presented, nice little comment on modern television. Jennifer Lawrence is hot.
Hunger Games 2 - Basically the exact same as the first film, but a little darker, and I don't really see any problem with that. JENNIFER LAWRENCE IS SO HOT.
Django Unchained - It was a Tarantino movie. They're kind of... all the same, really. Lots of language. Lots of violence. Acres of easily cuttable scenes, including the majority of the closing half hour. Jonah Hill in a pointless comedy lynching scene (yes, really). I have no idea why people were concerned over the gore. It was hilariously, cartoonishly over the top from the outset, the only time it was shocking was when DiCaprio watches two black slaves beating each other to death in his parlour for his own entertainment. Has absolutely nothing to say about racism. Was reasonably entertaining but ultimately unnecessary.