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QC Captions Vol. 52
« on: 04 Mar 2012, 12:45 »

Another week, another space ham. And for once, I'll start:



Man, Devo just gets weirder and weirder.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #1 on: 04 Mar 2012, 13:46 »

Dr. Case:  "Ready for lunch?" 

Marigold:  "Ready... AIM......." 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #2 on: 04 Mar 2012, 13:52 »

DR. CASE: "Climb that beam of light, Marigold! Climb it to the Moon!"
MARIGOLD: "Pssh. Right. You'll probably turn it off when I'm halfway there!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #3 on: 04 Mar 2012, 14:01 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #4 on: 04 Mar 2012, 14:06 »

DR. CASE: "Forum update in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ..."
MARIGOLD: "They're all gonna die, aren't they?"

OR

DR. CASE: "You'd prefer another target? A military target, perhaps? Then name the system."
MARIGOLD: "Meh. F**k 'em."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #5 on: 04 Mar 2012, 14:08 »

Dr. C: "So, if you'll stand over there and put this apple on your head..."

Mari: "You're not Swiss are you?"

Dr. C: "My mother was born in Berne; how did you guess?"

Mari: "It was easy to Tell..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #6 on: 04 Mar 2012, 14:17 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #7 on: 04 Mar 2012, 19:30 »

Well done.

Dr. Case: "Eat of this, and you shall become as a god"
Marigold: "Don't I need a boyfriend to share it with?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #8 on: 05 Mar 2012, 01:06 »

Akima, you win. That's priceless. ;D


Case: James Cameron's new film technology has been outsourced to me and Station!

Marigold: Why am I wearing glasses that I can't see through?

Case: It's SensoryVision(TM)! You experience the film through every sense EXCEPT sight!

Marigold: Oh, no no no... bad... evil...

Case: What's the matter?

Marigold: First of all, that misses the whole point of a "film", and second of all, do you really want George Lucas to re-release the Star Wars movies in SensoryVision? You wanna smell Jar Jar Binks and the entire Gungan population?

Case: ...Oh good lord, no. (to Station) Abort, abort!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #9 on: 05 Mar 2012, 02:47 »

Marigold: "So tell me, where did you get the laser from?"

Dr. Case: "To tell you the truth, one of our terran field agents brought it back before he was reassigned. Said something retrieving it from a domestic AnthroPC..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #10 on: 05 Mar 2012, 15:35 »

Marigold: Are you sure it will work?

Case: Well, no, but we've got to try to lure your holopony back somehow...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #11 on: 06 Mar 2012, 04:31 »

Dr. Case:  "This will revolutionize life for potentially millions of people."

Marigold:  "But, can't we just teach males how to undo a bra instead?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #12 on: 07 Mar 2012, 09:36 »

Dr. Case:  What if he's only showing you his laser so he can get in your pants?
Marigold:  I'd settle for that.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #13 on: 07 Mar 2012, 12:46 »

lawl. Second image!:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #14 on: 07 Mar 2012, 12:53 »

Left Killbot:  "Just lemme take a little off the top..."

Hanners:  "NO!  Last time you lobotomized  the poor guy!  YOU'RE NOT A BARBER!!"

Dejected Killbot:  "Why do you have to bring that up every time?  If he hadn't of jumped when we started..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #15 on: 07 Mar 2012, 13:31 »

LEFT KILLBOT: "So did anyone ever figure out how the Roombas, well, ..."
HANNERS: "Nope. Sorry."
DEJECTED KILLBOT: "(Sob) I'm NEVER gonna have a baybeeeeee ..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #16 on: 07 Mar 2012, 13:33 »

Left Killbot: Target identified... initializing gore'n tear sequence... Sir, would you like to have local anesthetics with that. A special offer for just you...

Hannelore: Cut it, HK0407. It was just a joke. HK0413, back to tailor shop duty. Shoo!

Right Killbot: I have a brain the size of an asteroid. I have set the new benchmark of distant video identification algorithms. My blades can cut 173 feet of 1inch steel plate per minute. And all I'm asked to do is to cut pieces of cloth destined to cover the flabby body of an oversized astronomer. Clip. Clip. Turn left. Clip. Clip. All day. The only diversion is to play rock-paper-scissors with a cheerful but dumb meteorite...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #17 on: 07 Mar 2012, 13:50 »

That last line was stellar...


Seriously, I giggled! 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #18 on: 07 Mar 2012, 19:24 »

LEFT HKBOT:  "Miss Hannelore,  Mister James Cameron has contacted us requesting if he could loan us and four others for his new Terminator Movie."

Hanners:  "I'm sorry HK101, but I already have you signed to Michael Bey."

RIGHT HKBOT:  "Awww man, I wanted to meet Arnie!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #19 on: 08 Mar 2012, 03:22 »

Hannelore: "Right. I need these two to look nice for tonight's party. I know it seems like a chall-"
Left Killbot: "I CALL DIBS ON THE MALE FLESHIE!"
Right Killbot: "Aww man! And I wanted to try out my new shaving chainsaw..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #20 on: 08 Mar 2012, 18:08 »

Left Killbot: Marten, look! Winslow and I got new chassis just like MoMo! Bwa-hah! Bow before our indestructible... indestructibility!
Hanners: Pintsize? How did you get Winslow to agree to this?
Right Killbot: He didn't. I woke up from sleep mode like this but my music library is still on my old chassis. The only music these Killbots have installed is 'Ride of the Valkyries' and 'Ride of the Valkyries- DUBSTEP REMIX.'
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 52
« Reply #21 on: 09 Mar 2012, 13:16 »

Left Kbot: Glad to be of service.

Hanners: Stop, dammit, you're creeping me out!

Right Kbot: Please enjoy your trip through this door!

Hanners: AAAAAAGH! I never should have let you download that GPP feature

so many hitchhiker's jokes, so little time!
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