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QC Captions Vol. 54
« on: 18 Mar 2012, 04:13 »
Good morning! I have been up for many hours. 1st image!:



Marigold: Do NOT go in there!



Classy up in here
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #1 on: 18 Mar 2012, 05:03 »
Marigold: I-I'll just have a glass of water, please...

Hunter Killer Droid: AND WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT?

Marigold: Uh... a Space Ham sandwich please! And if you could, uh, not slice the space ham too viscerally, that'd be great!

Hunter Killer Droid: NO PROMISES.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #2 on: 18 Mar 2012, 09:42 »
GIANT SPACE APPLE (off panel): "Noooooooo! Why did you kill my dadd-eeeeeeee?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #3 on: 18 Mar 2012, 10:42 »
M: There is naked Stephen Fry behind this door!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #4 on: 18 Mar 2012, 11:10 »
And this is a problem.... why? 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #5 on: 18 Mar 2012, 14:00 »
"Oh my GOD!!  I have seen the truth of Hannelore!!!!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #6 on: 18 Mar 2012, 18:53 »
"ZOMBIES! IN SPACE!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #7 on: 18 Mar 2012, 20:37 »
Marigold: "I saw....foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeer."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #8 on: 18 Mar 2012, 20:41 »
"There are Agents at the party!!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #9 on: 19 Mar 2012, 00:18 »
"No! Not the portable shower!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #10 on: 19 Mar 2012, 01:08 »
Marigold: M..mm....my holopony's a STALLION!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #11 on: 19 Mar 2012, 01:12 »
"Don't go in there! Momo is -- uh -- washing her hair!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #12 on: 19 Mar 2012, 03:04 »
Marigold: "Hannelore went in there... for REPAIRS?!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #13 on: 19 Mar 2012, 03:56 »
M:
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The cake was NOT a lie!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #14 on: 19 Mar 2012, 04:41 »
Marigold: (breathing heavily)

*Hunter Killer Droid hacks a hole thru the door, sending Marigold to the corner screaming bloody murder*

Hunter Killer Droid: (peers thru hole) HERE'S JOHNNY!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #15 on: 19 Mar 2012, 04:46 »
What do you mean you heard what was goin on in there?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #16 on: 19 Mar 2012, 07:56 »
Quote from: FunkyTuba on 19 Mar 2012, 01:08
Marigold: M..mm....my holopony's a STALLION!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #17 on: 19 Mar 2012, 08:15 »
My holostallion's ... the thing is hollow ... it goes on forever ... and ... OMG ... it's full of stars!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #18 on: 19 Mar 2012, 12:21 »
"I talked to a Lion!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #19 on: 19 Mar 2012, 13:01 »
9 Weeks without a RAID. Nobody told me we'd be up here 9 weeks!!!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #20 on: 21 Mar 2012, 00:11 »
2nd image!



Scientist: Pirate ghosts!
Station: Ghost pirates!
Hannerdad: I wanted a pony.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #21 on: 21 Mar 2012, 00:52 »
Ghost Pirate: Arrr, ye just had ter go and marry me great-granddaughter, ye filthy landlubber. Now ye have cursed your descendants for all eternity.

John Ellicott: Well, I didn't know she was your great-granddaughter! You'd think she might have mentioned that, along with the whole Ancient Curse thing!

Ghost Pirate: Young Beatrice be a fine example! She be rutheless, fearsome, she has a large crew at her command, and most importantly, she never be satisfied with the gold she already has! Yarr, she be the descendant of a pirate, sure enough.

Scientist: By that logic, every single staggeringly rich and powerful businessperson today is also the descendant of a pirate.

Ghost Pirate: Arr, then I suppose ye don't want to be hearin' the tale o' Captain Trump and his Crew o' Ten Wives...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #22 on: 21 Mar 2012, 02:20 »
Ghost Pirate: "Yarr! Which one o' ye imbibed me booze! I stored me soul in there!"

Scientist: "It said spirits! How was I to know it meant it literally?"

John Ellicott: "It was only a sip! Urr... I feel... Avast ye, yer scallywags that yer are! I hereby take the captain, this ship and its crew fer meself!" *looks around* "Where be this place?"
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« Reply #23 on: 21 Mar 2012, 06:56 »
SINGING SCIENTIST 1: "You KNOW he can't handle the strong stuff, Station!"
HANNERDAD: "The room's ... spinning ..."
STATION: "Of course it's spinning! Where did you think we got our gravity? Now, where's Potter? She's the one who told me this was a costume party."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #24 on: 21 Mar 2012, 11:23 »
Marten (in thought bubble): I feel certain that somehow some way pintsize is responsible for this
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #25 on: 22 Mar 2012, 04:55 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 21 Mar 2012, 00:11
2nd image!




Scientist:  "John!  What did I tell you about opening the portal to the other side?"
Dr. Ellicot-Chatham:  "To not to...again"
Pirate:  "Yarr!  Line up the wenches!  Prepare to be boarded!  Get the booty!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #26 on: 22 Mar 2012, 07:06 »
Scientist:  Great, you again!

Ghost Pirate:  Arrr!!!  Where be Spongebob Squarepants?

Hannerdad: How he keeps confusing a space station with a  pineapple under the sea is beyond me.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #27 on: 22 Mar 2012, 17:43 »
Quote from: cesariojpn on 19 Mar 2012, 04:41
Marigold: (breathing heavily)

*Hunter Killer Droid hacks a hole thru the door, sending Marigold to the corner screaming bloody murder*

Hunter Killer Droid: (peers thru hole) HERE'S JOHNNY!!

Lid up or down?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #28 on: 22 Mar 2012, 19:04 »
Quote from: DSL on 22 Mar 2012, 17:43
Quote from: cesariojpn on 19 Mar 2012, 04:41
Marigold: (breathing heavily)

*Hunter Killer Droid hacks a hole thru the door, sending Marigold to the corner screaming bloody murder*

Hunter Killer Droid: (peers thru hole) HERE'S JOHNNY!!

Lid up or down?

<pained expression on face as I read that>
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #29 on: 22 Mar 2012, 20:00 »
WAKE-UP SCIENTIST: "OK, Station. Where's the doc's kid? She was right there in the previous panel."
STATION: "Well, the lid was up, and she fell in. Then she fell out. Made a pretty shooting star over Northampton."
HANNERDAD: "Drat. Well, start the wake-up subroutines for the Gamma Clone."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 54
« Reply #30 on: 24 Mar 2012, 11:27 »
Scientist: "Station, we've finished our research into Sven Bianchi. You can send him back now."
Pirate!Station: "Yar! I've already dealt with him. He's walked the pla......I mean I sent him out the airlock."
HannerDad: (quietly) "Still no closer to being that tall....."
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