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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2800 on: 28 Aug 2013, 09:53 »

Hmm. My laptop is obviously a computer. My phone I guess counts as a computer, since it has a web browser, a calculator and a game where you slide a panda up and down a bamboo shoot to catch bugs, as well as normal phone capabilities. My Kindle is a computer, too. I'm kind of stumped beyond that though. The microwave?
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« Reply #2801 on: 28 Aug 2013, 10:24 »

My phone, my watch, and my iPod Touch make three, and maybe you could count that three-pound blob I carry internally that's slower than an Apple I.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2802 on: 28 Aug 2013, 10:31 »

*is sad no one got the homestuck reference*
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2803 on: 28 Aug 2013, 10:54 »

Hmm I do have a digital watch for running - it has big numbers and talks to me when I press a button (it is for people with limited eyesight. I have excellent eyesight, but running makes everything except my feet and lungs switch to bare-minimum maintenance mode). And I have a digital alarm clock, so I guess that is a computer too? What is the definition? Does my camera count? Looks like I DO have five or more computers.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2804 on: 28 Aug 2013, 12:47 »

I am actually reading a book right now that mentions this problem of differentiating between a 'computer' and a microprocessor.  Your digital alarm clock is probably not a computer, but it certainly contains a microprocessor. 

I had this problem when the iPad came out, that I kept arguing that it was not a computer, it was a new kind of product.  It was mostly a content delivery system (like a cable box, or an Xbox).  I think most people would still call it a computer, so if we consider a computer a device that allows one to create digital content, or to navigate and interact with digital content from outside sources (either through a network connection or by reading a storage device)...

Steve and I have (in working order)
A desk top
A lap top
An iPad
Two smart phones
A Playstation3
A 'Smart' TV
Two Nooks


If you want the items which contain microprocessors, in addition to that list we have:
A car
A printer ( One could make an argument that this a crude an inefficent computer, because I can plug a USB directly into it and use a small screen to navigate the file structure and select files to print, but I would say I am not meaningfuly interacting with the contents of those files)
A microwave
A dishwasher (not technically ours)
A camera (again, one could argue this is a computer, because in addition to 'creating' photos, I can view photos from an SD card, I can't interact with the photos though, but I wonder if I could perform even rudimentary editing tasks, would I call it a computer?)
Two pedometers
A hair straightener
A vibrator
A clock
Several thermometers
Christmas lights
A rice cooker
A toy monkey
A lantern

There a a bunch more which might, but cant be sure.  (my blender, my vacuum, etc)


This book notes that we produce more microprocessors a year than there are people on the planet: 10 billion.  10 BILLION a year.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2805 on: 28 Aug 2013, 14:59 »

You'll never take me alive, flatfoot.


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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2806 on: 28 Aug 2013, 15:39 »

*is sad no one got the homestuck reference*
I think I heard that one before and I don't even read Homestuck.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2807 on: 28 Aug 2013, 19:32 »

Spurred on by a question from my mom about whether my health insurance plan covers vision services, I actually read through the whole thing. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. But an interesting inclusion on the list of things not covered: "Injuries caused by bobsledding or travel in or upon a snowmobile."  :psyduck:

edit -- even better: "Treatment of an illness or injury received while skydiving, parachuting, hang gliding, glider flying, parasailing, sail planing, bungee jumping, or flight in any aircraft except as a passenger on a regularly scheduled commercial flight."
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2808 on: 29 Aug 2013, 11:46 »

I've recently given up two of my computers; my ex is borrowing my tablet and Unicorn now owns my beta-tester Chromebook CR-48. So I'm down to my phone (Note II), iPod (4th gen iPod Touch - basically only for music and the occasional game), Nook (Simple Touch - e-ink, just for reading), and laptop (economy line Lenovo). I'm hoping to sell the tablet at some point, and one day I will get a new laptop. Otherwise I think this is a good number of devices for me.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2809 on: 29 Aug 2013, 13:09 »

So, the point of this thread is to... it's an actual place to... you mean to tell me people don't typically just say whatever pops into their heads?  Jeeze... no wonder I get strange looks all the time....  :-D
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2810 on: 29 Aug 2013, 16:18 »

The number I use when I need an arbitrary number is 73.  It's my random number of choice, and has been since I was 15 (yes, there was a reason involving a maths lesson).
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« Reply #2811 on: 29 Aug 2013, 18:19 »

Did the reason involve finding a prime?

Computer count here:
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Everything works, mostly. I keep wanting to set up uses for the 3 older machines. It's not a high priority.

Put away somewhere: An Apple 2c and possibly a 2e. One or two Newtons. Possibly three 1985-era Radio Shack laptops.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2812 on: 29 Aug 2013, 18:41 »

One or two Newtons.

 :-o  :psyduck:


... I wonder if you could connect those to the iTunes store...
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« Reply #2813 on: 29 Aug 2013, 18:50 »

I might have better luck connecting them to a museum.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2814 on: 29 Aug 2013, 19:40 »

So if it's your random number of choice, it's not really random is it?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2815 on: 29 Aug 2013, 19:57 »

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2816 on: 30 Aug 2013, 01:54 »

So if it's your random number of choice, it's not really random is it?

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2817 on: 30 Aug 2013, 05:23 »

I just broke the handle on my office door.
Can I go home now?
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« Reply #2818 on: 30 Aug 2013, 05:29 »

That depends on whether you locked yourself in.
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« Reply #2819 on: 30 Aug 2013, 10:50 »

Are you an office door salesman? If so, yes, and you're fired.
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« Reply #2820 on: 30 Aug 2013, 15:47 »

I think you need to elaborate a little in order to establish a causal relationship.

Perhaps something like... "whilst in a violent panic, born out of a terrible and intense bout of nostophobia, I broke the handle on my office door. Can I go home now?"

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2821 on: 31 Aug 2013, 19:24 »

I went to leave my office, so that I might strang -assist! a user, when I tried to opent the door, the dang handle came off in my hand.
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« Reply #2822 on: 31 Aug 2013, 22:25 »

You didn't fly off the handle, the handle flew off on its own?

Why is there so much difference between a buttercup and a butt cupper?
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« Reply #2823 on: 31 Aug 2013, 22:36 »

One grows among the grasses, the other gropes among the asses. 
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« Reply #2824 on: 01 Sep 2013, 09:43 »

... awesome.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2825 on: 01 Sep 2013, 14:35 »

Random thought: a deathmole comic would probably be breaking the fourth wall.
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« Reply #2826 on: 02 Sep 2013, 07:20 »

No, chil', them's what we call spinoffs
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« Reply #2827 on: 02 Sep 2013, 20:15 »

I took the time to sample some DeathMole.
Not my style:  HOWEVER.
Good in an interestingly different way.

Lots of layers of harmonics and reverb.  Sorta like listening to 3D.
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« Reply #2828 on: 02 Sep 2013, 21:30 »

Note to self: avoid DISCUSS. You were doing so well. Don't get sucked in now, only frustration and anger await you.
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« Reply #2829 on: 02 Sep 2013, 21:33 »

What's a DISCUSS? Is that like the game they play with a disc?  :roll:
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« Reply #2830 on: 02 Sep 2013, 23:26 »

It's when you remove all swear words from a sentence, that is to say, you dis-cuss it.
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« Reply #2831 on: 03 Sep 2013, 04:35 »

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« Reply #2832 on: 03 Sep 2013, 05:55 »

Tapatalk is now Free!  :-\


(I paid for it in iTunes...)
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« Reply #2833 on: 03 Sep 2013, 10:24 »

Note to self: avoid DISCUSS. You were doing so well. Don't get sucked in now, only frustration and anger await you.
Yeah, but in DISCUSS, you were doing so well.....
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« Reply #2834 on: 03 Sep 2013, 20:44 »

What's a DISCUSS? Is that like the game they play with a disc?  :roll:


This is a DISCUSS



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« Reply #2835 on: 03 Sep 2013, 20:51 »

Nope, that is a Joke.

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« Reply #2836 on: 03 Sep 2013, 21:12 »

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« Reply #2837 on: 03 Sep 2013, 21:32 »

*returns the bow, and deeply...*

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« Reply #2838 on: 03 Sep 2013, 21:45 »

Watching a dog try to fluff up its dog bed is hysterical. 
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« Reply #2839 on: 04 Sep 2013, 02:45 »

During my archive binge, I came upon the May-Arc and I caught myself thinking "oh, Sorflakne is on!"

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« Reply #2840 on: 04 Sep 2013, 02:51 »

Then guess what I'm thinking whenever Dale makes an appearance…

For a tiny moment I always think you are in the comic.
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« Reply #2841 on: 04 Sep 2013, 05:44 »

what happens when your Google Glasses get hacked?
does the person go blind?
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« Reply #2842 on: 04 Sep 2013, 05:53 »

Nope, because the glasses are only overlaid on top of your vision on a translucent sheet of glass, so when the glasses turn off, you still see through.

As of now, the glasses don't cover your entire eyes anyway. I'd show you a picture, but I'm on mobile right now and have horrible WiFi.

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« Reply #2843 on: 04 Sep 2013, 06:34 »

Masterpiece, whenever I see a photo of you I am surprised at your skin tone.
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« Reply #2844 on: 04 Sep 2013, 07:08 »

Yeah even though I've seen him several times, I always think of him as Dale for a split second.

Why are boxes of chips/crackers/etc made too small for me to fit my hand into? I need Cheez-Its!
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« Reply #2845 on: 04 Sep 2013, 08:51 »

Pour them out into a bowl, silly girl! :-P
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« Reply #2846 on: 04 Sep 2013, 08:52 »

But then you'd have to clean a bowl afterwards of course. That's the downside I see about that.
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« Reply #2847 on: 04 Sep 2013, 08:56 »

True....although, after a switch from a standard coffee maker to a percolator, I had a bunch of coffee filters that were being ignored so I started using those as snack cups. Good size, cheap and disposable. But it sounds odd to tell someone "pour your snacks into a disposable coffee filter".  :-P
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« Reply #2848 on: 04 Sep 2013, 08:58 »

This is at work where no one runs the dishwasher and there aren't any disposable bowls to use. I might start using cups, as it will keep me limited to a smaller amount of food.
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« Reply #2849 on: 04 Sep 2013, 09:50 »

Masterpiece, whenever I see a photo of you I am surprised at your skin tone.
How so?
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