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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #700 on: 09 Dec 2012, 12:31 »

The more comfortable the chairs in a coffee shop, the worse the coffee is.

The more inconvenient the hours are at a hardware store, the better the selection and service.
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« Reply #701 on: 09 Dec 2012, 13:01 »

I used to pee in the changing room shower after PE class when I was 12. The other kids would complain about the smell but no one knew it was me so I kept on doing it for a year or so. This has likely affected my mental development pretty significantly. Dunno exactly how, though, as I always sit down peeing now.
I think it may be important to pee near a drain if you're going to go in the shower.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #702 on: 09 Dec 2012, 16:58 »

The MOST important thing is to make sure the drain isn't clogged first.  Peeing in the shower, and then finding out the tub decided it would like to drown your ankles is the worst.  I was not happy.
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« Reply #703 on: 09 Dec 2012, 17:29 »

I keep running into that in cheap motels. Even not so cheap ones. Means I gotta hold it. Difficult with all that running water.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #704 on: 09 Dec 2012, 19:31 »

One word.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #705 on: 09 Dec 2012, 19:48 »

Gouda is amazing.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #706 on: 09 Dec 2012, 19:52 »

hey shitdicks how's it going
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #707 on: 09 Dec 2012, 20:00 »

I have to watch my back; I'm scared DJ Hi-Tek is gonna fuck me in the ass for some reason.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #708 on: 09 Dec 2012, 20:09 »

that hardly sounds pleasant. good luck with that  :mrgreen:
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #709 on: 09 Dec 2012, 20:12 »

I dunno, I'd probably enjoy it...

(also: reference)
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #710 on: 10 Dec 2012, 01:06 »

Gouda is amazing.

The town, the cheese, the stroopwafels?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #711 on: 10 Dec 2012, 01:27 »

There´s cheese-stroopwafels?? :psyduck:
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #712 on: 12 Dec 2012, 12:35 »

If a bread knife is for cutting bread, and a butter knife is for cutting butter, and a steak knife is for cutting steak, then what is a table knife for?
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« Reply #713 on: 12 Dec 2012, 12:55 »

If olive oil is made from olives, sunflower oil from sunflowers, and coconut oil is made from coconuts...what is baby oil made of?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #714 on: 12 Dec 2012, 13:15 »

The answer to both is baby tables.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #715 on: 12 Dec 2012, 13:18 »

But what are baby tables made of???
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #716 on: 12 Dec 2012, 13:23 »

It is unknown! It may also be small young tables or tables specially made for babies. The universe is mysterious.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #717 on: 12 Dec 2012, 13:57 »

Bobby Tables?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #718 on: 12 Dec 2012, 14:27 »

hey shitdicks how's it going

Hi! Long time no see!
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« Reply #719 on: 12 Dec 2012, 18:09 »

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #720 on: 12 Dec 2012, 18:18 »

Where on earth did the thought that repeating the final consonant of a word in chat was a good idea come frommmmmmm???
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #721 on: 12 Dec 2012, 21:13 »

Someone who was horrible, surelyyyyyyyyyyyy.

(shit, sometimes that's a vowelllllllllllll).

But really, it is terrible.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #722 on: 12 Dec 2012, 21:27 »

it probably has something to do with the orthography of vocal fryyyyy

yes, linds, it's been too long. i came here to pirate music and had a hankerin'.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #723 on: 13 Dec 2012, 11:23 »

Random pet peeve of mine.

People extending the wrong letter of words to drag it out.

For example. 'I loveeeeeee chocolate.'

No, you 'looooooooooove' chocolate. You don't 'luv-eeeeeee' chocolate. You 'lurrrrrrrrve' chocolate.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #724 on: 13 Dec 2012, 11:54 »

I want some chocolate.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #725 on: 13 Dec 2012, 11:59 »

How about some white chocolate, bayyyyyybeh?

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #726 on: 13 Dec 2012, 12:05 »

Every got a boner, felt inspired, had your entire perception of something changed, and nearly cried in the space of one conversation?

It's that kind of day.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #727 on: 13 Dec 2012, 12:08 »

I must say that I have not.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #728 on: 13 Dec 2012, 13:33 »

Elesia, if you ever get a boner...

...uh, call me?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #729 on: 13 Dec 2012, 14:15 »

There is someone on this forum who, for some reason, I can quite vividly imagine kissing, tenderly, lovingly, sat at a table in a Starbucks. It is a bizarre sensation. Weird how things just pop into your mind sometimes.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #730 on: 13 Dec 2012, 14:21 »

:3
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #731 on: 13 Dec 2012, 14:51 »

Awwww, I'm flattered. 














Oh, wait....
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« Reply #732 on: 13 Dec 2012, 14:59 »

Carl, I imagine all of your posts as being by your avatar. Beard + makeouts = win.
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« Reply #733 on: 13 Dec 2012, 18:02 »

Elesia, if you ever get a boner...

...uh, call me?

That's what strap-ons are for :D
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #734 on: 13 Dec 2012, 23:42 »

Strap-ons and makeouts and chocolate for everyone!  Everyone can choose whichever door they like, but, personally, I'd go for all three.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #735 on: 13 Dec 2012, 23:46 »

so you guys

i like you guys
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« Reply #736 on: 14 Dec 2012, 04:15 »

I was watching a wrestling documentary last night which made me think of Welu, and then there was a wrestler on it and he was covered in glitter and wearing a headdress made of green tinsel and skipping, and it made me think of Unicorn (he was an interesting guy - out of character he looked like a coalminer).
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« Reply #737 on: 14 Dec 2012, 05:01 »

No chocolate for me. But I will take ALL the makeouts and strap-ons!

Also my little sisters are both non-religious; they will say "praise unicorn" or "thank unicorn" instead of any god. And I imagine that they're praising our Unicorn.
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« Reply #738 on: 14 Dec 2012, 10:42 »

Ah, neko, if you were local you'd get so many makeouts too. Boyfriend permitting, obvs.
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« Reply #739 on: 14 Dec 2012, 10:50 »

Definitely angling for a rebound, aintchya?
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« Reply #740 on: 14 Dec 2012, 10:52 »

I'm not about to get one on here, that's for sure. Given that most of you are yanks. Closest person to me is hodgy beats. Something tells me that ain't gonna go down.
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« Reply #741 on: 14 Dec 2012, 11:16 »

Ah, neko, if you were local you'd get so many makeouts too. Boyfriend permitting, obvs.

awwww yeeaaahhhhh
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« Reply #742 on: 14 Dec 2012, 12:13 »

I don't think you're far from me, but I'm afraid that wouldn't happen either! Despite the outrageous flirting with a (straight) female friend I'm currently happily monogamous.
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« Reply #743 on: 14 Dec 2012, 13:08 »

I did mention being happy to make a short flight for a QC meet but even when I was single I couldn't have two crushes at the same time. I'll gladly watch some wrasslin' with you though, fella.

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« Reply #744 on: 14 Dec 2012, 13:35 »

Welu that'd be bonerific.

I think we should dead seriously set up this QC meet thing. Me and Hodgy Beats live close to each other and not stupidly far from London.

Welu, do you gotz Fagbook?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #745 on: 14 Dec 2012, 13:52 »

Sent you a message with it.

Oh. Pagebreak. Um. Random thought. I've just started Infamous 2 and Cole's voice-actor is different and sucky.

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« Reply #746 on: 14 Dec 2012, 14:19 »

I'd be up for another QC meet - London would be ideal for me!
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #747 on: 14 Dec 2012, 14:24 »

I'd definitely do it and London will suit me, just depends on the when.

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« Reply #748 on: 14 Dec 2012, 14:34 »

Shall I start a thread?  :mrgreen:
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« Reply #749 on: 14 Dec 2012, 14:37 »

Do it!
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