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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #900 on: 08 Jan 2013, 11:38 »

My ex had a little very thin fluff on her upper lip which was totally adorable.
You know, the kind you only notice when you´re up super close.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #901 on: 08 Jan 2013, 11:42 »

I like a little fluff on faces, even though facial hair is usually a turn-off.

That said, you could probably schedule an electrolysis appointment for fifteen minutes that would take care of it. It's not that painful and it's pretty damn permanent.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #902 on: 08 Jan 2013, 11:46 »

Once I get my hormones sorted out I will get SO MUCH ELECTROLYSIS oh my god it's going to be so awesome
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #903 on: 08 Jan 2013, 11:54 »

It feels kind of like getting slapped. It's not bad.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #904 on: 08 Jan 2013, 11:55 »

Um yeah that sounds kind of exciting actually.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #905 on: 08 Jan 2013, 12:41 »

It's hot.

I mean, literally. It feels like the burn right after you get slapped and occasionally pinches a little. I did it without any numbing agents, though, so I'm pretty sure if I lidocained up my face I wouldn't have felt a thing.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #906 on: 08 Jan 2013, 12:46 »

And where is the fun in that?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #907 on: 08 Jan 2013, 12:48 »

Lidocaine is fun by design.

Also, #700, bitches.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #908 on: 08 Jan 2013, 13:38 »

I think there's actually a place in town that does it but it costs a mega shitload.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #909 on: 08 Jan 2013, 13:39 »

Anything like vampire gloves? Those are amazing... though I guess it won't be half as fun if the person doing the procedures has a labcoat on. I can't say I have a medical fetish.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #910 on: 08 Jan 2013, 13:43 »

Well, not yet. Let me put on a labcoat and see how you feel after that.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #911 on: 08 Jan 2013, 15:47 »

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #912 on: 08 Jan 2013, 18:30 »

Nyeesh....white coat syndrome. O_O
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #913 on: 08 Jan 2013, 18:38 »

Vampire glove are no good unless there is a violet wand involved.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #914 on: 08 Jan 2013, 18:58 »

I've only played with them separately. I can't imagine them together...
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« Reply #915 on: 08 Jan 2013, 19:01 »

Combined, they get a lot of thumbs up from myself. My personal favorite while wanding is using a Wartenberg Pinwheel though.
« Last Edit: 08 Jan 2013, 19:07 by ackblom12 »
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #916 on: 08 Jan 2013, 19:41 »

That's three google searches in a row, dammit - no fair! 


I really lead too sheltered a life.  Although the wartenburg pinwheel reminds me of the piecrust crimper we have in the kitchen drawer...
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #917 on: 08 Jan 2013, 19:49 »

It basically feels like an electrical scalpel when used with a violet wand. Lots of very localized and intense sensation.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #918 on: 08 Jan 2013, 22:18 »

Vampire glove are no good unless there is a violet wand involved.

I totally read "Vampire gloves are not good undies" before I realized I was misreading.

I've no experience with vampire gloves, so I've no idea if they make good undies.  But I'm intrigued.
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« Reply #919 on: 08 Jan 2013, 22:29 »

Vampire undies, like vampire bras, would make good undies for a very specific kind of person.

If you haven't guessed, vampire underoos and bras have the points facing inwards.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #920 on: 08 Jan 2013, 22:58 »

Holy fuck I really gotta be more careful Googling the things you guys talk about sometimes
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #921 on: 08 Jan 2013, 23:04 »

If you haven't guessed, vampire underoos and bras have the points facing inwards.
Guhh....why? Ow ow owww..... I have enough trouble with nail clippers....
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #922 on: 09 Jan 2013, 02:25 »

You make me miss my pinwheel.  :-(

...you also make me miss having an availability of play partners...
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #923 on: 09 Jan 2013, 03:29 »

[...] Wartenberg Pinwheel [...]
Sadly, I know this term because of 50 shades of grey ...
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #924 on: 09 Jan 2013, 04:45 »

I've never used a Wartenberg pinwheel, but my former Mistress had a completely dull scalpel-shaped thing and used that with the violet wand. Aw now I really miss her.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #925 on: 09 Jan 2013, 04:55 »

I´m a googling all this stuff whilst at the liberry

Good fun! :)


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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #926 on: 09 Jan 2013, 04:56 »

Post and avatar symmetry!
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #927 on: 09 Jan 2013, 05:02 »

Hehe, people might have been wondrin' why I was grinning from ear to ear!
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #928 on: 09 Jan 2013, 13:32 »

And I thought I made a big step getting a rabbit toy.

Unrelated random thought: I've met some people who cut themselves for "fun" or because they think it looks cool. When I tell them it's uncool because it mocks people who harm themselves due to depression or similar and further stigmatizes by lumping them as doing it for attention, they respond with, "But tattoos and scarification are a thing! This is just like that!"
So I've decided they're right. If they want cuts and scars because it's cute looking to them, they should have to go to a licensed establishment, in a sterile environment with sterile equipment, have a professional do it and pay out the fucking wazoo for it.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #929 on: 09 Jan 2013, 13:37 »

On the topic of insertables I was looking up "strapless strap-ons" cause I am thinking of investing in one.

Didn't I leave the tab open so when I opened my laptop in class with rows of people behind me there were a dozen dildos on my screen.

Doh
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #930 on: 09 Jan 2013, 13:40 »

Hey if I was the person behind you, I would definitely have decided to become your friend
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #931 on: 09 Jan 2013, 13:41 »

Same here.

Welu: if that's a big step for you, awesome! You don't need to get into crazy pokey/purple things to have fun :D
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #932 on: 09 Jan 2013, 13:56 »

I think if I had the money I'd have more crazy pokey/purple things just for the sake of it even if I didn't really use them.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #933 on: 09 Jan 2013, 14:07 »

Went jogging, did some situps, feel amazing. Am now getting out the weights.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #934 on: 09 Jan 2013, 14:20 »

On the topic of insertables I was looking up "strapless strap-ons" cause I am thinking of investing in one.

Didn't I leave the tab open so when I opened my laptop in class with rows of people behind me there were a dozen dildos on my screen.

Doh

have you looked into the feeldoe? I've heard really good things about them.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #935 on: 09 Jan 2013, 14:25 »

I feel better than I have in weeks.

This is going to be my year.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #936 on: 09 Jan 2013, 14:41 »

Man, any of those sex toys that deal with electricity are really unappealing when you electrocuted yourself twice as a 6 year old.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #937 on: 09 Jan 2013, 14:46 »

Or they're appealing because of it.

*cough*
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #938 on: 09 Jan 2013, 14:56 »

That, combined with your avatar...
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #939 on: 09 Jan 2013, 14:59 »

That avatar makes any post better.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #940 on: 09 Jan 2013, 15:02 »

I think if I had the money I'd have more crazy pokey/purple things just for the sake of it even if I didn't really use them.
Once you buy it, the temptation never goes away until you actually use it. But don't worry, the big pink one in my sock drawer tells me it's totally worth it.

Went jogging, did some situps, feel amazing. Am now getting out the weights.
Hoo-RAH. Gimme 400 reps, private! :emotrex:

Man, any of those sex toys that deal with electricity are really unappealing when you electrocuted yourself twice as a 6 year old.
 
Thank God for watertight battery housings...
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #941 on: 09 Jan 2013, 15:49 »

The violet wand is way different then begin shocked by say, a household outlet, or an electric fence.  They are high voltage, but low current.

When I get zapped by a wall outlet it hurts like hell in a line up my arm.  It sort of stuns me, the muscles in my hand and arm stop working and my whole body goes tingly. It is scary as shit, particularly since, unless you have some disregard for your safety, and go around intentionally touching live wires, it is likely to also have been a surprise.

Violet wands have an adjustable voltage and are used with a number of attachments.  The feelings can range from almost like an ants crawling on you tickle, to licking a 9v batters, to a good shock after walking on carpet in winter, to an incredibly painful cutting feeling, but the sensation is limited to your skin.  It does not cramp your muscles or cause deep or extended pain.  Though, you can make someones fingers twitch if you use one right on the inner wrist, and if you have the metal tip in one and the voltage up high they can cause branding.  Also the sparks can be used to ignite flammable things in fire play.

A lot of people don't like it, but I reeeeaally do.  It makes me tingle all over, not even in an aroused way, just in a ooooo zap, zap, oooo, "I'm ALIVE!" way.  But then, I did lick 9v batteries for fun when I was small. 
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #942 on: 09 Jan 2013, 16:15 »

I particularly enjoy the strong static-shock type of feeling. Just a little burst of tingly energy and that's it. So awesome.
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« Reply #943 on: 09 Jan 2013, 16:37 »

9V batteries are delicious. To me they're like little rectangular lemons.

I get shocked quite regularly on the job..I guess it's what I get for using my body as a groundsource, instead of going and buying an electrostatic wristband...but typically what I touch by accident are all lower than 2 amperes. Might be as high as 400-600 volts, but...meh. It's a job.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #944 on: 09 Jan 2013, 16:41 »

Mostly I just love getting a shocked reaction from people.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #945 on: 09 Jan 2013, 18:09 »

I honestly can't tell if that pun was intentional or not.
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« Reply #946 on: 09 Jan 2013, 18:13 »

9V batteries are delicious. To me they're like little rectangular lemons.

I get shocked quite regularly on the job..I guess it's what I get for using my body as a groundsource, instead of going and buying an electrostatic wristband...but typically what I touch by accident are all lower than 2 amperes. Might be as high as 400-600 volts, but...meh. It's a job.
Isn't 1 Ampere enough to kill a person?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #947 on: 09 Jan 2013, 19:01 »

9V batteries are delicious. To me they're like little rectangular lemons.

I get shocked quite regularly on the job..I guess it's what I get for using my body as a groundsource, instead of going and buying an electrostatic wristband...but typically what I touch by accident are all lower than 2 amperes. Might be as high as 400-600 volts, but...meh. It's a job.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #948 on: 09 Jan 2013, 19:07 »

I honestly can't tell if that pun was intentional or not.

I'm quite sure I don't know watt you're talking about.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #949 on: 09 Jan 2013, 19:08 »

I don't think you are going to conduct a pun off without some resistance...
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