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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1150 on: 20 Feb 2013, 06:26 »

Ugh yes, it's one of the ways I know someone doesn't have a girlfriend if they have long, sharp talons (there's a boy in my lecture with unusually long nails and he uses them to pick his nose, which is another indicator that he will be single forever).
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1151 on: 20 Feb 2013, 06:50 »

So I keep my nails long.  I love long nails. 

They do not get in the way with playing with penises (and with some partners there are fun uses for long nails ;)), but I do keep the nails on my pointer and index finger of my right hand cut short and filed smooth because it is makes it far easier to play with vaginas and their surrounding fun bits without hurting the poor lady.  And, should she want to be hurt, there is always the other hand. 

People always complement me on my pretty long nails and I often wonder if they notice that the two of them are always short, and if they have figured out why. 

Related, I have a partner who plays classical guitar and so the nails on one of his hands are pretty long.  Fingers on that hand are not allowed to penetrate me.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1152 on: 20 Feb 2013, 06:58 »

See that sounds fine to me. Boyfriend has long nails as well and, yes, uses them to pick his nose. Which is gross, and he still hasn't listened to me about just not doing it in front of people. Anyway, at first he tried to play with me with those nails... dear lord that was painful. People don't seem to understand just how sensitive everything is. He's now learned that if he wants to do that he needs to cut down a couple nails, at least. ouch my lady parts
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1153 on: 20 Feb 2013, 07:06 »

"Sir, it specifically says not to stop the chain with your genitals, I'm afraid your claim is null and void."

"... as are your genitals"
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1154 on: 20 Feb 2013, 07:43 »

From now on I'll notice lad nails in porn more and hopefully those leaky mouths a little less.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1155 on: 20 Feb 2013, 11:22 »

"Sir, it specifically says not to stop the chain with your genitals, I'm afraid your claim is null and void."

"... as are your genitals"

I literally cracked up like the Joker at that.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1156 on: 20 Feb 2013, 15:39 »

Worst part about port is blatantly fake boobs.  Sure, implant technology has greatly advanced in the last 10-20 years, and there are some jobs out there that are difficult to tell unless you see a scar on them or them in a position where they should be jiggling, but either aren't or are barely moving.  I mean, even A-cups bounce.

No jiggle = no fun :(
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1157 on: 20 Feb 2013, 15:48 »

Fake tits are not without their charms. If you can feel 'em, they're real enough...
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1158 on: 20 Feb 2013, 17:05 »

I really want fake boobs.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1159 on: 20 Feb 2013, 17:08 »

H'why?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1160 on: 20 Feb 2013, 17:15 »

Because my real ones are small. Way too small.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1161 on: 20 Feb 2013, 18:03 »

Nothing wrong with small boobs. I will always value small real boobs over huge fake ones...and that's saying something, because I <3 SIZE.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1162 on: 20 Feb 2013, 18:08 »

I like small boobs over big boobs just kind of in general, to be honest.
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« Reply #1163 on: 20 Feb 2013, 18:29 »

Mostly I just liked my boobs attached to a person.
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« Reply #1164 on: 20 Feb 2013, 22:18 »

Eh, I'm not picky. I liked being able to remove mine at will and suction cup them to the wall.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1165 on: 21 Feb 2013, 05:24 »

That does sound like fun.

Basically I am a 42B right now and I want to be a 42C. DD would be fun but not necessary. I just think I look silly with a huge ass/hips/tummy and no boobs.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1166 on: 21 Feb 2013, 05:43 »

Pear shapes are awesome. I'm a hip fan on ladies.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1167 on: 21 Feb 2013, 05:45 »

Pear shapes are awesome. I'm a hip fan on ladies.

Seconded. You needn't concentrate your appearance on quantity of boobage. Many folks go for other attributes. ;D
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1168 on: 21 Feb 2013, 05:49 »

Well yeah basically half the guys I've been with have sung "I like big butts and I can't deny" to me at one time or another
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1169 on: 21 Feb 2013, 06:51 »

When I sing that I have to stick my butt out so far that I'm practically bent in half.


.....the grass is always greener.  :-P
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1170 on: 21 Feb 2013, 07:03 »

Bad porn boob jobs are hideous. But sort of part and parcel to the gig, I guess. It does lend itself to a game my girlfriend and I play: rate the boob job. The rules are ... we rate boob jobs.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1171 on: 21 Feb 2013, 07:04 »

Ever seen an obvious butt job though? I've never seen one but I'm very curious.
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« Reply #1172 on: 21 Feb 2013, 07:08 »

I prefer to ignore the possibility. But I know it's out there ...

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« Reply #1173 on: 21 Feb 2013, 10:35 »

Nicki Minaj has a terrifying ass. I don't believe for a second that it's real.

I know someone who had conservatively sized breast implants put in, and they were put in under the muscle tissue (?) so they sit properly and the real breast portion is on top of the implant. It takes longer to heal from apparently, but looks a million times better and realer. I think most porn stars go the cheaper route because 1. cheaper 2. gotta get back in the game quicker I guess.
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« Reply #1174 on: 21 Feb 2013, 17:19 »

I'm wondering whether it's not an expected esthetic in that genre.
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« Reply #1175 on: 21 Feb 2013, 18:06 »

That's the type I'd want. Also there are (apparently) procedures where they take fat from elsewhere on your body and use it for boobs. I have plenty of it. Just transfer my stomach to my boobs and we're good

And absolutely, the giant obviously fake boob look is very sought after, or at least it was at one time. These days things tend towards the more natural look and "amateur" porn.
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« Reply #1176 on: 21 Feb 2013, 18:21 »

And absolutely, the giant obviously fake boob look is very sought after, or at least it was at one time. These days things tend towards the more natural look and "amateur" porn.

Most "connoisseurs" of porn have become desensitized to the fake ridiculous look of string-implant breasts and "scripted" porn scenes. The need for something more natural is quite possibly an eventuality due to the constant need for more realism in other aspects of entertainment programming.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1177 on: 21 Feb 2013, 19:11 »

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Nothing wrong with small boobs. I will always value small real boobs over huge fake ones...and that's saying something, because I <3 SIZE.
Anything more than a handful is a waste, IMO.

Butt implants...and here I thought that was something that was just used as a dig against Kim Kardashian and for humor in Saving Silverman...
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1178 on: 22 Feb 2013, 04:04 »

Anything more than a handful is a waste, IMO.

This phrase has always bothered me. I'm sure a lot of people who say it don't really care that much and aren't going to shut down any woman with larger than average breasts. It shouldn't matter because it's not like they're getting near my boobs anyway. Although it does make me get a twinge of, "My breasts nor any amount of their size is a waste. If you really think they're a waste maybe you just can't think of enough to do with them."

Sorry, taking abstract comments personally. I get the same annoyance at, "Flat chests make you look like you're a twelve year old boy." As breasts are not the only quantifier of femininity and you can definitely have feminine appearing bodies regardless of size.

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« Reply #1179 on: 22 Feb 2013, 04:17 »

Gee, I'd always heard "More than a mouthful is a waste..."

But yeah, I think the expression comes from somewhere else.  Your size is what it is, and appreciated for being a part of you, regardless. 




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« Reply #1180 on: 22 Feb 2013, 05:10 »

I considered saying something along the same vein, with the addition of the fact that the only person who has any opinions on whether or not my breasts are a waste is me, and their purpose is to feed the babies I don't yet have.
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« Reply #1181 on: 22 Feb 2013, 07:16 »

Anything more than a handful is a waste, IMO.

This phrase has always bothered me. I'm sure a lot of people who say it don't really care that much and aren't going to shut down any woman with larger than average breasts. It shouldn't matter because it's not like they're getting near my boobs anyway. Although it does make me get a twinge of, "My breasts nor any amount of their size is a waste. If you really think they're a waste maybe you just can't think of enough to do with them."

Sorry, taking abstract comments personally. I get the same annoyance at, "Flat chests make you look like you're a twelve year old boy." As breasts are not the only quantifier of femininity and you can definitely have feminine appearing bodies regardless of size.
True, but then again I have somewhat larger hands :P

Random fact:  Apparently the average bra size for pornstars is a 34B. 
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« Reply #1182 on: 22 Feb 2013, 07:33 »

Random fact:  Apparently the average bra size for pornstars is a 34B.

In America or something, presumably? That is below the average size here and I don't really see why they'd be statistically smaller.
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« Reply #1183 on: 22 Feb 2013, 08:19 »

That data's skewed.  Too many skinny girls trying to pass as teenagers...


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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1184 on: 22 Feb 2013, 10:39 »

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« Reply #1185 on: 22 Feb 2013, 10:49 »

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« Reply #1186 on: 22 Feb 2013, 11:03 »

Anything more than a handful is a waste, IMO.

This phrase has always bothered me.

Ditto, for the exact same reason.

In general, those statements that degrade others to make one party feel better just irritate me. Sour grapes and such, but still. There are better ways to make yourself feel better than to say that someone else is disadvantaged or lacking in some way.

The whole "real women have curves" debate that I've seen floating around is a prime example of that. Hey, how about instead of blindly taking sides and making other people feel like crap, we just support each other, consider the repercussions of our words and agree that people come in all shapes and sizes?
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1187 on: 22 Feb 2013, 12:49 »

I had always taken one to mean "Small ones are all I need for satisfactory lovemaking".
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« Reply #1188 on: 22 Feb 2013, 12:50 »

It is, but what it means and what it implies are two very different things.
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« Reply #1189 on: 22 Feb 2013, 12:55 »

A better way to put it would be "if I am attracted to you, I don't mind what size your breasts are". Which sounds really stupid, so just don't say anything!
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« Reply #1190 on: 22 Feb 2013, 13:14 »

It bugs me when people get personally offended if I am attracted to them and also to someone who has different traits.

It's something that drove me crazy with my ex, that she'd get pissed off if I was attracted to a blonde girl.

I'm also attracted to dudes, I don't recall trying to convince you to get a dick attached.
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« Reply #1191 on: 22 Feb 2013, 16:21 »

see, what you need to find is a girl with the dick pre-attached. works way better that way.
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« Reply #1192 on: 22 Feb 2013, 16:36 »

It's on my bucket list.
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« Reply #1193 on: 22 Feb 2013, 16:42 »

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« Reply #1194 on: 22 Feb 2013, 22:02 »

Where does the Neapolitan come into play?
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« Reply #1195 on: 22 Feb 2013, 22:05 »

Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla?
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« Reply #1196 on: 22 Feb 2013, 22:07 »

As a Unicorn? Hmm...you must have a very interesting flavor, 'Corn.

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« Reply #1197 on: 22 Feb 2013, 22:21 »

 When did Nickelback become so hated? and why?

 I..i don't get it; i listen a couple of songs years ago, and they were fine (not a masterpiece, but it wasn't bad). It's something about their personal life? That would explain it, because i don't check things like that on musicians/bands.
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« Reply #1198 on: 22 Feb 2013, 23:12 »

When did Nickelback become so hated? and why?

 I..i don't get it; i listen a couple of songs years ago, and they were fine (not a masterpiece, but it wasn't bad). It's something about their personal life? That would explain it, because i don't check things like that on musicians/bands.

I'm not sure either.  Then again I'm not big into music but even I noticed that they suddenly became the butt of jokes everywhere.
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« Reply #1199 on: 23 Feb 2013, 01:03 »

Formulaic nature of their music, I think.
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