Topic: Random thoughts (Read 616357 times)

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1550 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 15:02 »

Uranium <3

Boiled Dove · « **Reply #1551 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 15:05 »

Someone has been planing little glo in the dark zombies around my office at work. I have found 7 so far.

I have no idea who is doing this. All the guys in my department are denying it it them.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1552 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 15:08 »

You need to find the spawner and cover it with torches.

nekowafer · « **Reply #1553 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 15:47 »

Quote from: mtmerrick on 04 Apr 2013, 15:02

Uranium <3

No, YOUR anium.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1554 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 15:53 »

o_O you keep away from my anium.

Thrillho · « **Reply #1555 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:02 »

I try to judge the gap between scrotum and anus on a case by case basis - you could say I judge it per anium.

...

...Please someone get that?

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1556 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:04 »

that was TERRIBLE.

Thrillho · « **Reply #1557 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:07 »

That's because I am terrible, Primo.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1558 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:10 »

I tell ya what, that's not the worst nickname I've ever had. Not even top 5 material.

^{_{(My father used to call me "empty"....)}}

Thrillho · « **Reply #1559 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:12 »

I'll stick with Primo, you adorable bastard.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1560 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:21 »

I've also gotten "doormat" from my soccer teams when I was little, a forum referred to me as "mountain" for a while... Oh, and there's deathbreath, I'd prefer not to talk about that one. And my ex called me teddy. Which was fine until all her friends started doing so as well. My mother and youngest sister also use the phrase "tech-head" like it's a foul curse.

So yeah, primo is quite ok by me.

Thrillho · « **Reply #1561 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:33 »

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1562 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:35 »

but its not my birthday

Thrillho · « **Reply #1563 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:45 »

It's your birthday when I say it is.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1564 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:47 »

but, but, september

nekowafer · « **Reply #1565 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:48 »

SEPTEMBER IS NOW BITCH

Thrillho · « **Reply #1566 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:57 »

I love you Neko

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1567 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 17:59 »

Quote from: nekowafer on 04 Apr 2013, 17:48

SEPTEMBER IS NOW BITCH

WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

Thrillho · « **Reply #1568 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 18:01 »

Stop that this instant, Primo!

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1569 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 18:05 »

PRIMO SMASH!

nekowafer · « **Reply #1570 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 18:06 »

Quote from: Gareth on 04 Apr 2013, 17:57

I love you Neko

<3

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1571 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 19:43 »

"The plant is a hardy perineal".

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1572 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 19:45 »

In that case...

*makes a salad out of it and gives it to you*

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1573 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 20:44 »

Are you just handing it to me, or is it a tossed salad?

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1574 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 20:58 »

i am handing it to you in the form of a tossed salad.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #1575 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 21:28 »

You should definitely toss his salad if you haven't, just poor form chap.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1576 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 21:38 »

It's a ceaser salad goddammit

Zingoleb · « **Reply #1577 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 21:43 »

what would ceasar demand?

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1578 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 21:53 »

Ceaser demands a fight to the death. Since there is no arena, this thread will do.

Carl-E · « **Reply #1579 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 22:10 »

Render unto caesar his salad.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1580 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 23:43 »

Caesar enjoys his salad while awaiting an arena battle.

nekowafer · « **Reply #1581 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 05:07 »

But does Caesar want his salad tossed?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #1582 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 08:22 »

i wonder how many times this joke will be repeated

Boiled Dove · « **Reply #1583 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 08:23 »

It will probably only get tossed around a few more times.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1584 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 08:25 »

Quote from: nekowafer on 05 Apr 2013, 05:07

But does Caesar want his salad tossed?

Who wouldn't.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1585 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 08:34 »

Would he though? It's a toss-up.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #1586 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 08:34 »

I'm going to toss you all off a tall bridge.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #1587 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 08:43 »

Boring. Toss us in front of the christians.

nekowafer · « **Reply #1588 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 08:43 »

I don't care where, as long as you toss me.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #1589 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 08:43 »

deal.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1590 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 09:43 »

You obviously have me mistaken for Monty Mandel.

Or is it Howie Hall?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #1591 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 09:48 »

This salad's gotta go bad soon, no matter how many times it gets tossed.

nekowafer · « **Reply #1592 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 09:49 »

Quote from: Unicorn on 05 Apr 2013, 08:43

deal.

<3

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #1593 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 09:55 »

This might just be my new favorite page in the whole forum.

I'm not even sad that I missed out on all the excitement because it was just fun to watch.

.....does that make me a voyeur??

nekowafer · « **Reply #1594 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 09:58 »

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #1595 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 10:46 »

Eh, I can be ok with that.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1596 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 11:18 »

Quote from: Unicorn on 05 Apr 2013, 08:34

I'm going to toss you all off a tall bridge.

excellent. I've been wanting to try out my wingsuit =D

*is sad that I don't have a wingsuit IRL*

Thrillho · « **Reply #1597 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 03:02 »

...

...

...

...RIMMING AND WANKING EUPHEMISMS

mtmerrick · « **Reply #1598 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 03:09 »

My messed up brain always brings up "euthanasia" as a secondary definition to "euphemism"

Welu · « **Reply #1599 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 03:38 »

It is odd to both be the fittest I've ever been and the heaviest I've ever been.

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