When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.
Life imitates art! Or at least, webcomics.
I just got the image of a midwife and a woman giving birth swinging towards each other on a trapeze - when they meet, the midwife pulls the baby out. The knife juggler is standing on the floor and cuts the umbilical cord with a a knifethrow.
Though this be madness, yet there is method in't.
MR ARCHIVE-FU MADNESS
I mean, it would still suck, but at least it would suck creatively.
OH NO IT"S THE BEAR CAVALRY