Topic: QC Captions Vol. 60 (Read 12500 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 29 Apr 2012, 02:28 »

Brand new week woohoo! First image:

(this caption inspired by a post Nentuaby made last week)
Faye: Hey, Marigold! I can see your name and a bunch of numbers floating above your head! Wierd!
Angus: Just as planned...

apropos of nothing, my birthday is monday :3

techkid · « **Reply #1 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 03:32 »

Faye: "Why did you just flatten down those cat ears sticking out of your head, Marigold? Wait... you had cat ears STICKING out of your HEAD! Are you a FURRY?"
Marigold: "Meow..." *ahem* "No, don't be silly..."
Angus: "Yep... she's a furry."

jwhouk · « **Reply #2 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 05:23 »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDUHG!

DSL · « **Reply #3 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 07:01 »

FAYE: "Oh, boy."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #4 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 09:17 »

Quote from: DSL on 29 Apr 2012, 07:01

FAYE: "Oh, boy."

Is it bad that I get that?

Anyway…
Caption: Augmented Reality Glasses … wait, this is augmented?

I,agine it in the style of a demotivational poster.

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 11:42 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 29 Apr 2012, 05:23

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDUHG!

YELLING

jwhouk · « **Reply #6 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 18:25 »

Quote from: DSL on 29 Apr 2012, 07:01

FAYE: "Oh, boy."

Someone needs to log these WIN captions...

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #7 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 18:56 »

I might have to try making a "best of" kinda thing. I'll need a whole chapter for DSL.

(and thanks for the giant Birthday wishes too :3 )

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 19:51 »

Aw, shucks, guys, it's fun.

miados · « **Reply #9 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 20:19 »

faye: bring me a mirror and destroy pintsize before he finds out.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #10 on:** 29 Apr 2012, 21:49 »

Marigold: It's the latest Sony model.
Faye: Wow! Suddenly I totally see the point of yaoi.
Angus: Yamete, oshiri ga itai.

Kugai · « **Reply #11 on:** 30 Apr 2012, 01:53 »

Faye: 'Dammit! I hoped I would find I was in R.O.D!'

jmucchiello · « **Reply #12 on:** 30 Apr 2012, 15:24 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 29 Apr 2012, 18:25

Quote from: DSL on 29 Apr 2012, 07:01
FAYE: "Oh, boy."

Someone needs to log these WIN captions...

"Sam, Ziggy says there's 39% chance you are here to log these FTW captions."

Akima · « **Reply #13 on:** 30 Apr 2012, 20:50 »

Mari-chan: 《Hello! Who are you?》
Faye: What? Why are you speaking Japanese?
Angu-san: 《Where did this gaijin come from?》

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #14 on:** 30 Apr 2012, 23:40 »

M: Duck!
F: Duck?
A: Meh.

cvcharger · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 May 2012, 02:17 »

Faye: Wha? Why didn't I turn into a Chinese cartoon character?
Marigold: Because you don't watch enough anime.
Angus: And you think anime is from China... I bet next you'll think anime has a silent e.
Faye: Isn't it supposed to?
Marigold and Angus: (face palm)

Border Reiver · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 May 2012, 04:37 »

Quote from: jmucchiello on 30 Apr 2012, 15:24

Quote from: jwhouk on 29 Apr 2012, 18:25
Quote from: DSL on 29 Apr 2012, 07:01
FAYE: "Oh, boy."

Someone needs to log these WIN captions...
"Sam, Ziggy says there's 39% chance you are here to log these FTW captions."

Win

Kugai · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 May 2012, 23:49 »

MOrphius (VO): "Welcome to the real world"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 May 2012, 00:40 »

Angus: "Now take them off, open and shake your hair a little, then look at me like you don't know how cute you are..."
Marigold: "Ergh."

Jabberwocky · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 May 2012, 04:43 »

You see them on the street. You watch them on TV.
You might even vote for one this fall.
You think they're people just like you.

You're wrong. Dead wrong.

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 May 2012, 06:54 »

^ That'n, right there. The world needs a wake-up call, and Faye's gonna phone it in.

cvcharger · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 May 2012, 10:37 »

Quote from: Jabberwocky on 02 May 2012, 04:43

You see them on the street. You watch them on TV.
You might even vote for one this fall.
You think they're people just like you.

You're wrong. Dead wrong.

Quote from: DSL on 02 May 2012, 06:54

^ That'n, right there. The world needs a wake-up call, and Faye's gonna phone it in.

Does that mean anime characters are going to take over the world???

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 May 2012, 16:18 »

The world wouldn't be that much different, just with a LOT more tentacles.

Anyway....SECOND IMAGE:

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 May 2012, 17:30 »

Steve: "Teeth huh?"
Marten: "Yeah"

specter177 · « **Reply #24 on:** 02 May 2012, 20:13 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 02 May 2012, 17:30

Steve: "Teeth huh?"
Marten: "Yeah"

Okay, thread is over.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #25 on:** 02 May 2012, 22:10 »

Steve: So you ignored the FORBODE? You can't ignore the FORBODE...
Marten: You're going to hit me again, aren't you

celticgeek · « **Reply #26 on:** 02 May 2012, 22:12 »

Steve: Spathe ham?
Marten: Spathe ham.

Kugai · « **Reply #27 on:** 02 May 2012, 23:07 »

Steve: "What is that thing over there?"
Marten: "Ignore it man, the Holoprojector will run out of power soon."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #28 on:** 03 May 2012, 00:27 »

Steve: "Dude, where's YOUR holopony?"
Marten: "Marigold wanted two."

cvcharger · « **Reply #29 on:** 03 May 2012, 01:37 »

Steve: So, Marigold touched a wiener?
Marten: Yes, and Hannelore still won't stop talking about it.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #30 on:** 03 May 2012, 04:45 »

Steve: "Why are you looking at the door?"

Marten: "I keep expecting a couple of singing doctors..."

DSL · « **Reply #31 on:** 03 May 2012, 06:05 »

STEVE: "Why're you tellin' me all this, man?"
MARTEN: "None of the therapists in town will take any more people from my social group."

Carl-E · « **Reply #32 on:** 03 May 2012, 07:08 »

Sooooo many winnnerrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssss...

DSL · « **Reply #33 on:** 03 May 2012, 08:24 »

STEVE: "I bet I could bench-press her, if you know what I mean."
MARTEN: "Shut up."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #34 on:** 03 May 2012, 11:12 »

Quote from: DSL on 03 May 2012, 06:05

STEVE: "Why're you tellin' me all this, man?"
MARTEN: "None of the therapists in town will take any more people from my social group."

Why? They'd make a killing! And think of the stories...

DSL · « **Reply #35 on:** 03 May 2012, 12:59 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 03 May 2012, 11:12

Quote from: DSL on 03 May 2012, 06:05
STEVE: "Why're you tellin' me all this, man?"
MARTEN: "None of the therapists in town will take any more people from my social group."

Why? They'd make a killing! And think of the stories...

Dr. Corinne's missing out, then.

Carl-E · « **Reply #36 on:** 03 May 2012, 16:21 »

Maybe, maybe not!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #37 on:** 03 May 2012, 19:16 »

I love that guest strip

jwhouk · « **Reply #38 on:** 03 May 2012, 19:28 »

I do too, but why'd Jeph only get $2,036 in referrals?

DSL · « **Reply #39 on:** 03 May 2012, 19:49 »

That was just for the one day.

(Also, did you notice Dr. C. seemed to be ... intrigued ... by the idea of offing Penny?)

Carl-E · « **Reply #40 on:** 03 May 2012, 20:10 »

Maybe she was a former patient...

miados · « **Reply #41 on:** 03 May 2012, 20:52 »

Steve: wanna make out?
Marten: marigold pay you to ask that?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #42 on:** 04 May 2012, 02:14 »

Steve: "There's that chinchilla again."
Marten: "Yeah, Pintsize let him in."

techkid · « **Reply #43 on:** 04 May 2012, 03:49 »

Steve: "I ordered beers, 6 of 'em no less... why am I seeing the Tequila Monster?"
Marten: "That damn drunk will hang around for any old hooch these days."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #44 on:** 04 May 2012, 12:37 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 04 May 2012, 02:14

Steve: "There's that chinchilla again."
Marten: "Yeah, Pintsize let him in."

Pintsize: It's not a chinchilla... it's a bandicoot.
Bird outside window: CHIRP CHIRPY CHIPRING MOTHERCHIRPING CHIRP-CHIRP!

akronnick · « **Reply #45 on:** 04 May 2012, 20:01 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 04 May 2012, 12:37

Pintsize: It's not a chinchilla... it's a bandicoot.

Marten: Turn the ship around...
Steve: ... < O.o > ... What ship?

cvcharger · « **Reply #46 on:** 04 May 2012, 21:56 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 04 May 2012, 12:37

Quote from: Soulsynger on 04 May 2012, 02:14
Steve: "There's that chinchilla again."
Marten: "Yeah, Pintsize let him in."

Pintsize: It's not a chinchilla... it's a bandicoot.
Bird outside window: CHIRP CHIRPY CHIPRING MOTHERCHIRPING CHIRP-CHIRP!

Do I dare?
Yes.

Bandicoot: Hi, I'm Randy, and I'm a bandicoot. Bandicoots are...
Steve and Marten: GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!!!

Tequila Monster: Damn that thing is annoying. You guys should drink some more.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #47 on:** 05 May 2012, 19:16 »

Steve: Butts?
Martin: Butts...

DSL · « **Reply #48 on:** 05 May 2012, 20:30 »

STEVE: "She can weld, sharpen a knife, knows how to mix a drink and she's cute? Dude, should I give her the waterfall photo or the stuffed-bear photo?"
MARTEN: "You need to wait about five years. Six would be better."

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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