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* - BESIDES the Baristas, pervs.

12 (29.3%)

The Hammer of DOOM! (In which to make Banana Smoothies)

1 (2.4%)

Malaysian Battle Spatula

2 (4.9%)

The Broadsword of DOOM! (A cheap replica of Excalibur)

1 (2.4%)

The War Ladle!

0 (0%)

The Laptop of DOOM!

1 (2.4%)

The wi-fi hotspot!

1 (2.4%)

Marigold's spare DS (she left it there after she got a 3DS)

0 (0%)

Will's motorcycle keys!

0 (0%)

The Mouthwash of DOOM!

0 (0%)

The Emergency Bourbon!

4 (9.8%)

Freezer for the Emergency Haagen-Dazs!

0 (0%)

A ROBOT HAMSTER! (Hanners brought in a working prototype for fun)

1 (2.4%)

Daft Punk CD's!

2 (4.9%)

A spare Pizza Girl Costume - but it's NOT PENELOPE'S!

1 (2.4%)

A +20 Bag of Holding!

3 (7.3%)

Hammerspace!

6 (14.6%)

Space Ham!

1 (2.4%)

Waffles, of course.

0 (0%)

You mean there's something ELSE behind the counter????

3 (7.3%)

Of course there is - the FLOWER POT HATS!

2 (4.9%)

Total Members Voted: 41

[cvcharger]

I think we're burying the lead here, people.

Faye actually went out of her way to MAKE A CUSTOMER HAPPY!

I don't think this has happened ... unless you count Angus, of course

In either case, was she actually going out of her way.  Maybe there are people that are genuinely pleased by Faye's behavior.

[Sorflakne]

Ok, Emily is awesome.

[DSL]

Thanks, JW.

Man, Em's tall.

[jmucchiello]

I don't normally vote in these things but I refuse this particular poll because of lack of choice: Hats! There must be small hats behind the CoD counter or there is something wrong with the universe.

[jwhouk]

(SMACK)

I forgot the flower pots!

[Y]

Wasn't that battle spatula in the storage room?

[Tova]

The battle spatula would make great banana smoothies.

[Omega Entity]

Wasn't that battle spatula in the storage room?

Yeah, I was gonna say that I thought they kept that in back.

[Tellusora]

Emily is officially my new favourite character.

[Kugai]

The entrance to Narnia is also under the counter

The left one idiot!!

The right one leads to Mordor

[foolsguinea]

The entrance to Narnia is also under the counter

The left one idiot!!

The right one leads to Mordor

Considering who owns the place, this makes a kind of sense.

I keep reading Jeph's "NEWWW SHIRRRT" post as somehow referring to the action of the comic. A smashed banana shirt?

[jwhouk]

SOMEONE finally updated the cast list.

[TinPenguin]

The entrance to Narnia is also under the counter

The left one idiot!!

The right one leads to Mordor

Considering who owns the place, this makes a kind of sense.

"I went to Gorgoroth and all I escaped with was this t-shirt."

[StevenC]

SOMEONE finally updated the cast list.

I love how Sara is still in there.

[techkid]

SOMEONE finally updated the cast list.

I love how Sara is still in there.

One might still use that for speculation. Like maybe Sara IS Pizza Girl, but had to disappear and reintroduces herself as Penelope?

Or something. That's my messing with people's heads done for today.

[StevenC]

She feigned her death to be able to be Pizza Girl 24/7! Of course!

[Blood-Tree]

SOMEONE finally updated the cast list.

So Cosette is still employed at CoD... I was beginning to fear she was the victim of an allosaurus attack.

[Soulsynger]

So Cosette is still employed at CoD... I was beginning to fear she was the victim of an allosaurus attack.

Nope, she's just constantly delivering pizza all around town...

You don't understand. I wanted speculation! Dial up the crazy. It would be fun. Maybe even a poll.
[ ... ]

So confused.

[cvcharger]

So Cosette is still employed at CoD... I was beginning to fear she was the victim of an allosaurus attack.

Nope, she's just constantly delivering pizza all around town...

You don't understand. I wanted speculation! Dial up the crazy. It would be fun. Maybe even a poll.
[ ... ]

So confused.

What's to be confused about, these forums wouldn't be so entertaining if there wasn't at least a little bit of crazy speculation going on.

SOMEONE finally updated the cast list.

I love how Sara is still in there.

One might still use that for speculation. Like maybe Sara IS Pizza Girl, but had to disappear and reintroduces herself as Penelope?

Or something. That's my messing with people's heads done for today.

That makes so much sense now, when Sara disappeared, Pizza Girl suddenly appeared.  And they're both blonde.  Though, I'm not sure if they're bodies and such would match because Sara left before Jeph started changing his art style and Pizza Girl came in afterwards.  I think.

[Method of Madness]

The art change is why a case could be made for Sara as Pizza Girl, we have no idea what Sara would like in the current art style.

[Kugai]

The entrance to Narnia is also under the counter

The left one idiot!!

The right one leads to Mordor

Considering who owns the place, this makes a kind of sense.

"I went to Gorgoroth and all I escaped with was this lousy t-shirt."

FIFY   

[jwhouk]

What's behind the Coffee of Doom's counter that you wouldn't mind checking out?*

* - BESIDES the Baristas, pervs.    8 (32%)
The Hammer of DOOM! (In which to make Banana Smoothies)    1 (4%)
Malaysian Battle Spatula    1 (4%)
The Broadsword of DOOM! (A cheap replica of Excalibur)    1 (4%)
The War Ladle!    0 (0%)
The Laptop of DOOM!    0 (0%)
The wi-fi hotspot!    1 (4%)
Marigold's spare DS (she left it there after she got a 3DS)    0 (0%)
Will's motorcycle keys!    0 (0%)
The Mouthwash of DOOM!    0 (0%)
The Emergency Bourbon!    3 (12%)
Freezer for the Emergency Haagen-Dazs!    0 (0%)
A ROBOT HAMSTER! (Hanners brought in a working prototype for fun)    0 (0%)
Daft Punk CD's!    1 (4%)
A spare Pizza Girl Costume - but it's NOT PENELOPE'S!    1 (4%)
A +20 Bag of Holding!    1 (4%)
Hammerspace!    5 (20%)
Space Ham!    0 (0%)
Waffles, of course.    0 (0%)
You mean there's something ELSE behind the counter????    1 (4%)
Of course there is - the FLOWER POT HATS!    1 (4%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[ZBixby]

The art change is why a case could be made for Sara as Pizza Girl, we have no idea what Sara would like in the current art style.

Well if someone with volume one of QC scanned the redrawn Sarah we would have a closer idea as to how she would look.

[Method of Madness]

Wait, there's a redrawn Sara in the book?  Well...shit.

[HiFranc]

I just realised Claire's problem with the smoothie.  She didn't ask for a smoothie, she asked for that smoothie.  I suspect that Faye wanted that one for herself.

[jwhouk]

Wait, there's a redrawn Sara in the book? 

No, there wasn't one in the book.

The only characters Jeph had to re-draw were Marten, Faye, Steve, Pintsize and Natasha.

EDIT: Oh, and Dora and Vicki (aka Marten's ex).

[Blood-Tree]

The new cast list is a bit random...

I'll say, it's almost as if the characters are ordered in terms of their importance in Jeph's head or something equally arbitrary.

[KOODustin]

Really, guys?  We know their names now, you guys can use them. 

Yes.  "Really."  I forgot her name and didn't feel like going back and looking.  So..."really".

[Jabberwocky]

The entrance to Narnia is also under the counter

The left one idiot!!

The right one leads to Mordor

Please.  One does not simply crouch into Mordor.

[Soulsynger]

[ ... ]
The right one leads to Mordor

Please.  One does not simply crouch into Mordor.

At least not without bringing coffee one doesn't. Who can guess how Sauron prefers it?

[Is it cold in here?]

He wakes and says hello, turns on the breakfast show,
She fixes coffee in the Sammath Naur

[Akima]

Who can guess how Sauron prefers it?

Decaf skim latté for irony points?

[Is it cold in here?]

This could finally explain Starbucks.

[TinPenguin]

Who can guess how Sauron prefers it?

Since no one is taking the bait:

BLACK

[Method of Madness]

I figured Sauron prefers a red eye.