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QC Captions Vol. 72
« on: 22 Jul 2012, 09:58 »
At last, a full week of comics ahead! Let's celebrate with this thing:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #1 on: 22 Jul 2012, 10:35 »
« Last Edit: 23 Jul 2012, 16:52 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #2 on: 22 Jul 2012, 11:02 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #3 on: 22 Jul 2012, 13:03 »
My head is full of what.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #4 on: 22 Jul 2012, 13:17 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #5 on: 22 Jul 2012, 17:11 »
Tai:  "Where did I leave my pants?" 

Dora:  "Where did these pants come from? 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #6 on: 22 Jul 2012, 17:30 »
We try not to remember those dark days.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #7 on: 22 Jul 2012, 18:39 »
right now I got nuthn ... might come up with something later this week
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #8 on: 22 Jul 2012, 18:52 »
Tai: "I think I left my pants over at Hannelore's again!"
Dora: "I think I forgot to roast extra beans for Jim again!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #9 on: 22 Jul 2012, 21:17 »
Tai: I'm so worried about last night - I hope I haven't made things awkward for Dora! What could she be thinking?
Dora: I'm so worried about last night - I hope I haven't left the bean roaster on!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #10 on: 22 Jul 2012, 23:32 »
Recycling a Far Side:

Tai: I wonder if she likes me? Does she even know I exist?
Dora: I really like vanilla.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #11 on: 22 Jul 2012, 23:37 »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 22 Jul 2012, 23:32
Recycling a Far Side:

Tai: I wonder if she likes me? Does she even know I exist?
Dora: I really like vanilla.

So, does that make Dora not kinky?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #12 on: 23 Jul 2012, 00:33 »
I don't get how it is that I didn't see jwhouk's post even though it was apparently posted hours before mine.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #13 on: 23 Jul 2012, 02:42 »
Tai: "Wow, Dora. Last night was AMA- hey, where'd this statue come from?"
Dora: "Shit! My body-double got out AGAIN! Gotta find it before sunlight turns it to stone..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #14 on: 23 Jul 2012, 04:12 »
Both:  "What's Jimbo doing here and where are his pants?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #15 on: 23 Jul 2012, 05:26 »
Tai & Dora: Memories of last night slowly coming back ... Did I really end up making out with Pintsize? ... He had a new butt?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #16 on: 23 Jul 2012, 09:48 »
Both Tai & Dora: Oh my God! I don't remember a thing from last night!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #17 on: 23 Jul 2012, 10:11 »
TAI: "What am I doing in Dora's body?"
DORA: "What am I doing in Tai's body?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #18 on: 23 Jul 2012, 10:39 »
Quote from: techkid on 23 Jul 2012, 02:42
Tai: "Wow, Dora. Last night was AMA- hey, where'd this statue come from?"
Dora: "Shit! My body-double got out AGAIN! Gotta find it before sunlight turns it to stone..."
O-kaaay
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #19 on: 23 Jul 2012, 14:14 »
This arrangement appealed to me a little more than separate images...


Here's a blank if anyone wants to do their own.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #20 on: 23 Jul 2012, 15:58 »


You know it had to be done.

You know it.

Stop looking at me like that.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #21 on: 23 Jul 2012, 16:01 »
Willis the threadkiller. Or maybe: DAMN YOU, IDUHG.  :-o

Anyway:

Try this one. I can't seem to get images to post.

I also drew a blank.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #22 on: 23 Jul 2012, 16:23 »
Dropbox doesn't appear to allow hotlinking; use another host for your images (I make no recommendations; I use my own server, or occasionally Amazon S3, which isn't free).
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« Reply #23 on: 23 Jul 2012, 16:53 »
Guess I will, at that. But I was able to post images from Dropbox before, by generating the link and pasting it in. Well, another host I shall find.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #24 on: 23 Jul 2012, 19:14 »
I generally use photobucket for my image hosting needs. Or devArt, if it's something I've done.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #25 on: 25 Jul 2012, 09:55 »
That was fun! NEW IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #26 on: 25 Jul 2012, 10:43 »
Marten:  NEVER open this door unless someone is with you.  We keep the Victorian porn in here.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #27 on: 25 Jul 2012, 11:01 »
Marten: "I think it's about time I let Pint-Size out of time out.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #28 on: 25 Jul 2012, 11:30 »
Marten: "…and this is where we store the remains of your predecessors. Try not to taunt them too much, it makes 'em all groan-y."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #29 on: 25 Jul 2012, 11:55 »
Marten:  "Yes, I do have a nice ass.  Yes, I heard that.  Perhaps we need to review the library's harassment policy again?  It's either that or act on it."
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« Reply #30 on: 25 Jul 2012, 12:03 »
MARTEN: "You kids behave or I swear I'll drive this comic right off a cliff!"
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« Reply #31 on: 25 Jul 2012, 12:23 »
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Marten: "…and this is where we store the remains of your predecessors. Try not to taunt them too much, it makes 'em all groan-y."

Have you been watching Bartók's opera Bluebeard's Castle?

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« Reply #32 on: 25 Jul 2012, 12:29 »
MARTEN: "Aye Captain! Making my depth 320 feet, 19 degrees down angle on the bow!"
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« Reply #33 on: 25 Jul 2012, 16:07 »
Marten: These are the pressure ovens where we cook the SuperCakes. We should be able to put TSB out of business once we've got the recipe refined.
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« Reply #34 on: 25 Jul 2012, 16:10 »
Marten:  Normally I start my day off in the Victorian porn section.  Go ahead and take your 15 minute break if you want, otherwise you're free to join me.
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« Reply #35 on: 25 Jul 2012, 16:22 »
"This is where we put interns who don't bring me coffee"
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« Reply #36 on: 25 Jul 2012, 17:08 »
Winner, in my opinion!
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« Reply #37 on: 25 Jul 2012, 17:17 »
MARTEN: "These are the controls for the fourth wall. Don't play around with them or The Jeph will be angered."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #38 on: 26 Jul 2012, 01:57 »
Marten: This is Tai's locker for reserved books. For some reason, these wheels will only turn after applying proper lubrication...
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« Reply #39 on: 26 Jul 2012, 04:49 »
MARTEN: "That wheel controls temperature, and this one controls humidity for the entire comic."
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« Reply #40 on: 26 Jul 2012, 10:16 »
Marten: Everyone put on your psychic deflectors and spookshields. I'm about to open the Hellmouth.
Interns: What about you? You're not wearing anything.
Marten: It's too late for me. I didn't listen on my first day.
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« Reply #41 on: 26 Jul 2012, 10:57 »
Marten: "Right, so, you guys wanted to meet the actual Librarians?"

(Intern: "what's with the blast doors?" Marten: "They work on their… projects in there. Don't want those escaping again." *shudder*)
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« Reply #42 on: 26 Jul 2012, 11:02 »
MARTEN: "First it's all 'Close the blast doors! Close the blast doors!' Then it's all 'Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!' Friggin' stormtroopers ... "
GABBY: "One of them just his his head. I mean her head ... wait, is that Emily?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 72
« Reply #43 on: 27 Jul 2012, 10:00 »
Marten:  This is the cryogenics lab.  Don't wake up Mr. Disney.  If anyone tells you otherwise, call security.
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« Reply #44 on: 29 Jul 2012, 03:06 »
MARTEN: Lets just not say anything. We told her not to do that. We'll hide the bodies in here for the time being; nobody will know. I'll handle Marigold, you handle scouting for the dump site. Ask Faye, she might know of a few locations.   


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« Reply #45 on: 29 Jul 2012, 04:03 »
MARTEN: Better step back. It's really humid in here and it could change your hairstyle.
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