Topic: QC Captions Vol. 74 (Read 7495 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 05 Aug 2012, 04:32 »

New week! First image:

Enjoy!

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 04:57 »

HANNERS: "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose ..."
CLINTON: "But you can't pick your friend's nose."

Silentbanksy · « **Reply #2 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 05:12 »

Hanners: "Your face is so angular!"

Clinton: "Well... Mother always said I was acute-e!"

Sorry

Also, I love how with Clint's hair style, it looks like he's being blown back by Hanners voice, Dovahanners!

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #3 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 05:34 »

Hannelore: “I am not the microcelebrity you are looking for.” *handwave*
Clinton: “You are not the microcelebrity I am looking for.” *wanders off*

((H: 'I can't believe that worked!'
C: 'I cant believe she thought that would work… wait, why am I leaving?'))

WAYF · « **Reply #4 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 05:39 »

Hannelore: What do you know about POKEMON?

Clinton: I appreciate the thought, but I'm rather more obsessed with YOU than Marigold...

TinPenguin · « **Reply #5 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 06:08 »

Hanners: "I bet I could fit my hand all the way down your throat."

Clinton: "Don't do it! That's how I lost mine!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #6 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 06:14 »

Hanners: "215, 216, 217. Did you know that there are 217 individual hairs in your eyebrows. Eew, that means that you are asymmetric!"

Clinton: "C..can't be. I just checked the other day. I demand a recount."

DSL · « **Reply #7 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 08:49 »

HANNERS: "Claire! Did you get a HAIRCUT?"
CLINTON: "Oh no, not you, too ... "

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 08:50 »

HANNERS: "What do you think of the strip's new backgrounds and title styles?"
CLINTON: "Haven't noticed, really. I just read the strip and, if I have to, the forum."

DSL · « **Reply #9 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 08:52 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 05 Aug 2012, 06:14

Hanners: "215, 216, 217. Did you know that there are 217 individual hairs in your eyebrows. Eew, that means that you are asymmetric!"

Clinton: "C..can't be. I just checked the other day. I demand a recount."

CLINTON (Plucks hair from eyebrow): "There. Fixed."
HANNERS: "Wrong eyebrow."
CLINTON: "DAMMIT."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 12:30 »

H: "You smell like a tapir!"
C: "It's not what you think! She meant nothing to me!"

DSL · « **Reply #11 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 13:14 »

HANNERS: "I'm on to you!"
CLINTON: "Oh good. I'm tired of living a lie. Now which lie is it?"

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #12 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 14:56 »

Hanners: *talking*
Clinton: hominahominahomina......

Sorflakne · « **Reply #13 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 21:05 »

Hanners: You said you'd never come near me again. Now I have to kill you.
Clinton: Oh come on! I haven't had an appearance in like 500 strips, can't we just start over??

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #14 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 23:08 »

Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can
<sorry, I ran out of Funny... anyone want to jump in here?>

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #15 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 23:28 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 05 Aug 2012, 23:08

Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can

...complete my research on sibling clones.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #16 on:** 05 Aug 2012, 23:31 »

Hanners: "Whats that on your faaaaaaaaace?"
Clinton: "Eyes? Glasses? Nose? Mouth? Jelly? Peanut butter? Coffee? A fly? Paperclip? Stapler? Emailing list? 5th avenue? The Sixtine Chapel? The Voyager? WHAT?!"

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 05 Aug 2012, 23:08

Hanners: YOU! Blood sample! NOW!
Clinton: Seriously? Does this mean you're bringing me up to the station?
Hanners: Of course not... I've got to confirm your claimed relation to Claire so I can

... rearrange the vials in my clone lab accordingly.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #17 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 03:10 »

Hanners: "What is that?"

Clinton: "My pet tapir? He's housebroken."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #18 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 03:45 »

Hanners: "Did you hear that they finally found the Higgs boson?"
Clinton: "Does that mean that you are looking for your supersymmetric partner?"

/particle_physics_nerd

DonInKansas · « **Reply #19 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 06:56 »

Hanners: "I don't think it'll work. They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant! BROS BROS BROS!"

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 07:39 »

HANNERS: "Do you believe in Jeph, the Creator?"
CLINTON: "No! We evolved from the Primordial GUI, through single-pixeled life forms, through eight-bit-o-saurs and now into H. Photoshop. Animated GIFs are the next step in our evolution!"

FAYE (offpanel): "Show him the Big Bang Theory, HannerrrrrMMMMPH."

Blood-Tree · « **Reply #21 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 12:03 »

Hanners: "Tell me honestly, did you engage in an affair with Miss Monica Lewinsky?"
Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

_{(Well... someone had to lower the tone)}

DSL · « **Reply #22 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 14:22 »

HANNERS: "Clinton! You're all wet! Did you fall in a LAKE?"
CLINTON: "What? No! I'm not and I didn't!"
HANNERS: "Want to?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #23 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 16:20 »

Hanners: "You're small."
Clinton: "I-I know."

jmucchiello · « **Reply #24 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 17:48 »

Quote from: TinPenguin on 05 Aug 2012, 06:08

Hanners: "I bet I could fit my hand all the way down your throat."

Clinton: "Don't do it! That's how I lost mine!"

This one produced an actual LOL or two. FTW

jmucchiello · « **Reply #25 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 17:49 »

Quote from: DonInKansas on 06 Aug 2012, 06:56

Hanners: "I don't think it'll work. They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant! BROS BROS BROS!"

Hanners: "I don't think it'll work. They'll never let you in."
Clinton: "But I've worked so hard on the chant! BROS BROS... um, damn, what comes next?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #26 on:** 06 Aug 2012, 18:40 »

HANNELORE: "Do you eat at Chick-fil-A?"
CLINTON: "A number one, no pickle - that's always what I want!"

Vurogj · « **Reply #27 on:** 07 Aug 2012, 00:25 »

HANNELORE : "OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH look out of the window it's so CYOOT!"
CLINTON: "!I'm not falling for that, even if you say it's hot girl on girl action."

WAYF · « **Reply #28 on:** 07 Aug 2012, 02:06 »

Ok, that was good.

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #29 on:** 08 Aug 2012, 06:24 »

Indeed it was! NEW IMAGE:

cesium133 · « **Reply #30 on:** 08 Aug 2012, 06:35 »

In an alternate timeline:

Tai: I can't believe Dora rejected me.
Marten: Yeah, I figured she'd be all about hooking up with you.
Emily: I won't reject you as long as you'll call me your "Banana Smoothie."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #31 on:** 08 Aug 2012, 10:19 »

Tai: "Marten makes banana smoothies with a jackhammer."
Marten: "You promised not to talk about t."
Emily: "My roommate just moved out! Will you move in and make banana smoothies all day?"

DSL · « **Reply #32 on:** 08 Aug 2012, 10:32 »

TAI: "You let WHO into the Victorian Porn Collection?"
MARTEN: "I told you to call me if he ever showed up."
EMILY: "But he said he was Jimbo's ghostwriter! And he's such a CUTE little robot!"

Abyssalin · « **Reply #33 on:** 08 Aug 2012, 10:37 »

Quote from: DSL on 08 Aug 2012, 10:32

TAI: "You let WHO into the Victorian Porn Collection?"
MARTEN: "I told you to call me if he ever showed up."
EMILY: "But he said he was Jimbo's ghostwriter! And he's such a CUTE little robot!"

I actually WANT it to be this now.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #34 on:** 08 Aug 2012, 12:12 »

kind of along those lines...

Tai: YOU LOOKED IN THE BLACK BIN?
Marten: I warned you not to... now it's too late for you too.
Emily: But he was so nice! We have a date on Friday.

~~cesariojpn~~ · « **Reply #35 on:** 08 Aug 2012, 23:42 »

Tai: Who?
Marten: What?
Emily: Where! Oh, this is fun.......*claps hands*

Skewbrow · « **Reply #36 on:** 09 Aug 2012, 01:56 »

Tai: Emily, you screwed up. Offering to buy me a banana smoothie is not going to magically make up for that.
Marten: Yeah, I'm with Tai on this one. Real classy. You might as well have offered her some oral sex?
Emily: Oral sex and then a Banana Smoothie!!

DSL · « **Reply #37 on:** 09 Aug 2012, 04:03 »

Quote from: cesariojpn on 08 Aug 2012, 23:42

Tai: Who?
Marten: What?
Emily: Where! Oh, this is fun.......*claps hands*

I like this one.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #38 on:** 09 Aug 2012, 04:27 »

Tai: "I can't believe you did that to Hanners!"

Marten: "Neither could I! That little stunt undid years of progress she's made."

Emily: "I couldn't help it! That tapir was so cute!"

Sorflakne · « **Reply #39 on:** 10 Aug 2012, 15:31 »

Tai: What do you mean you ate all of my brownies??
Marten: She didn't even leave any for me.
Emily: Heeee! Your heads are switched around and Rainbow Dash is dancing a hornpipe in the corner!

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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