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QC Captions Vol. 86
« on: 28 Oct 2012, 09:57 »
Yukon Ho! FIRST IMAGE:



Faye & Steve: Muskrat muskrat muskrat
Marten: Great, more meme-y sh*t.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #1 on: 28 Oct 2012, 10:00 »
Faye: Dammit, Marten! Don't piss in the lake!
Steve: Totally not cool, bro.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #2 on: 28 Oct 2012, 10:13 »
FAYE: "Near, far, wherever you are/ I believe that the heart does go on-n-n-n-n ..."
STEVE: "Once more you open the door/ And you're here in my heart/ And my heart will go on and on ... "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #3 on: 28 Oct 2012, 10:23 »
Faye: "Who knew you cold get tsunami on an inland lake?"
Steve: "Yeah, I'd hate to be someone who couldn't just dive under that right now…"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #4 on: 28 Oct 2012, 11:03 »
Faye: "Wow, I didn't know something that big could land on a deck that small."
Steve: "I get the 'Ellicott Chatham Technologies' script, but what is that cat drawing on the side?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #5 on: 28 Oct 2012, 11:55 »
Faye: "Number 86. Secret agents. Woo!"
Steve: "A pink pool noodle? Srsly, bro. Get smart!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #6 on: 28 Oct 2012, 15:54 »
Faye:  "We don't need to swim faster than the fresh water shark."

Steve:  "Just faster than you.  Sorry, bro."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #7 on: 28 Oct 2012, 22:13 »
Faye:   "Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter."

Steve:  "Solid Snake. Solid. Snake. Solid Snake. Solid Snake."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #8 on: 28 Oct 2012, 22:46 »
Faye: OH GOD COSETTE'S TRANSFORMING TO HER FINAL FORM
Steve: She does that when bodacious bootys get within 10 feet... swim away about a meter and we'll be fine.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #9 on: 29 Oct 2012, 01:42 »
Faye and Steve: [theme from Jaws]
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #10 on: 29 Oct 2012, 10:03 »
STEVE:   AUUUUUUGHHH!   SNAPPING TURTLE!!!!
FAYE:     MDBS strikes again!  Swim for it!!!
MARTIN:  o_O
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #11 on: 30 Oct 2012, 15:59 »
Quote from: Kugai on 28 Oct 2012, 22:13
Faye:   "Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter. Otter."

Steve:  "Solid Snake. Solid. Snake. Solid Snake. Solid Snake."

Faye: Badger badger badger badger badger badger
Steve: MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #12 on: 30 Oct 2012, 17:56 »
FAYE: "Marco!"
STEVE: "Polo!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #13 on: 30 Oct 2012, 18:33 »
Quote from: iduguphergrave on 30 Oct 2012, 15:59
Faye: Badger badger badger badger badger badger
Steve: MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

I endorse this one heartily. :-D

Quote from: DSL on 30 Oct 2012, 17:56
FAYE: "Marco!"
STEVE: "Polo!"

...DSL, I think you're trying too hard.

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FAYE: "Why'd the lake level rise so fast?"
STEVE: "Sandy just did a cannonball off the dock."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #14 on: 30 Oct 2012, 18:35 »
FAYE: "Daaaaaaang."
STEVE: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #15 on: 30 Oct 2012, 20:31 »
Quote from: DSL on 30 Oct 2012, 18:35
FAYE: "Daaaaaaang."
STEVE: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang."

Much better. :) ;)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #16 on: 30 Oct 2012, 21:06 »
FAYE:  Wow, there goes the forth wall again...
STEVE:  Someone sent Jeph an email, didn't they.
MARTIN:  o_O
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #17 on: 30 Oct 2012, 21:34 »
Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 30 Oct 2012, 21:06
FAYE:  Wow, there goes the forth wall again...
STEVE:  Someone sent Jeph an email, didn't they.
MARTIN:  o_O

...aaaaaand Win.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #18 on: 31 Oct 2012, 07:10 »
MDBS and DSL are both on a roll! Time for a new image:



WOO
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #19 on: 31 Oct 2012, 07:31 »
"Butts?"

"Butts!"

"Butts?"

"Butts!"

Apply where preferred.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #20 on: 31 Oct 2012, 08:42 »
DORA: "Thezhe cookiezh are amafinb! What did you say you used to make them?"
MRS. NUDIST: "Oh, just the hearts and souls of young people like yourself, dear!"
TAI: "Mine tasted like bourbon, peaches and rage. And it was really warm."
MR. NUDIST: "We have a cute little girl over on the other side of the lake who lures them here by swimming around, singing 'Muskrat'!"
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« Reply #21 on: 31 Oct 2012, 11:19 »
Wow. Another winner.
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« Reply #22 on: 31 Oct 2012, 16:09 »
DORA:  These are fantastic.  I love the shiny sprinkles on top.
WIFE:   My husband makes those for me.
TAI:   Wow you've really made millions of dollars just selling belt sanders?
HUSBAND:  Darn right.  Easy as kicking someone in the balls.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #23 on: 01 Nov 2012, 04:04 »
Dora : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care ♫
Wife : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't care ♫
Tai : ♫ Jimmy cracked corn, and I don't caaaaaaaaaaare ♫
Husband : Well, actually I did care, no protective clothing you see. I can show you the scars if you want?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #24 on: 01 Nov 2012, 10:19 »
Tai: "GrandPa, did you really have to come to the door sporting a woody? It was sooo embarrassing."

Mr Hubbert: "Sweetheart, you know the way it is with Ethel. You kind of interrupted us. And since when have you become such a prude. Last time you told you had undressed in front of your friends on many occasions. Uno."

Mrs Hubbert: "Dora, you really remind me of this fetish model Stanley and I like. What was her name again? Veronica ... something. Are you sure you aren't related to her?"

Dora: (spit-take) "Thethe cookieth are amathing."
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« Reply #25 on: 01 Nov 2012, 12:02 »
Love it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #26 on: 01 Nov 2012, 13:42 »
Dora: so how long have you guys been nudists?
Mrs: Oh, well, we were both life drawing subjects in our earlier days, but we recently did a one-night-only return engagement in Northhampton
Tai: Ooh, I bet the place was packed.
Mr: Nah... just this one guy in a hat with a bunch of piercings.. really nice fellow, but he seemed a little... distracted.
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« Reply #27 on: 01 Nov 2012, 16:40 »
DORA: "Thezhe coogiezh are amafinb. Can I sell these in my shop?"
MRS. NUDIST: "Oh, they're already sold in town, dear. Our son sells them."
TAI: "What, he has a bakery or something?"
MR. NUDIST: "Yes. It's his little secret."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #28 on: 01 Nov 2012, 21:29 »
 :laugh:

Ya know, there's definitely a family resemblance to Jim...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #29 on: 02 Nov 2012, 02:44 »
When I first began to think Mr. Nudist and Jim bore a resemblance, it occurred to me that laid-back parents having an uptight son (and Jim can be wound a little tight) is nothing unusual.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #30 on: 02 Nov 2012, 04:28 »
Dora:  "What's the tang in cookies, it makes them taste so amazing!"

Grandma:  "That would be the sedative dear.  It should render you unable to move right about now."

Tai:  "So, remember the deal, I bring you the girls, you do the spells to keep me looking young."

Grandpa:  "That was the deal."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #31 on: 02 Nov 2012, 06:02 »
DSL + Skewbrow + Border Reiver = TRIPLE WIN.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #32 on: 02 Nov 2012, 10:24 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 01 Nov 2012, 21:29
:laugh:

Ya know, there's definitely a family resemblance to Jim...

Yup. A much better match than with Tai. Well spotted.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 86
« Reply #33 on: 02 Nov 2012, 13:14 »
Just a LEEETLE tweak to Border Reiver's fine entry:

Mr. NUDIST: "That's been our deal for a couple hundred years now."

That way we can pretend that the Smif Victorian porn collection just might be Tai's personal property. Or, you know, her own work.
« Last Edit: 02 Nov 2012, 15:32 by DSL »
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« Reply #34 on: 02 Nov 2012, 15:44 »
We can work with that edit.
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