Gabby: So, I'm not quite sure I understand how landing the Curiosity on Mars is going to help the human race, exactly.
Marten: Well, I'm pretty sure it's something to do with seeing if we can ever possibly sustain life there, so that if we ever do need to move off-planet due to overpopulation, we'll have a nice, relatively nearby planet to go to.
Emily: We're friends.
No wait, hang on...
Gabby: So, you looked at all the social justice posts on Tumblr, huh?
Marten: Good God, never again. Activism at its absolute worst.
Emily: We're friends.
No, wait, no, that's not right.
Gabby: I challenge you to find me a more delicious ice-cream flavour than Toffee.
Marten: White chocolate, easy.
Emily: We're friends.
No, how about...
Gabby: So, Coffee of Doom gets all its pastries from the Secret Bakery? I thought they tasted kinda familiar!
Marten: You wouldn't believe how many times I've heard that before.
Emily: We're friends.
...Damnit.