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QC Captions Vol. 76
« on: 19 Aug 2012, 10:36 »
Whee! New week! First image:



As the Pull-My-Finger Tournament commenced, Marten realized he really shouldn't be standing behind anyone.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #1 on: 19 Aug 2012, 11:25 »
Emily:  "If we start playfully flirting, will Marten's head explode?"

Momo:  "Only one way to find out."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #2 on: 19 Aug 2012, 11:29 »
Emily: I pinky promise i won't poke you're bellybutton anymore Momo.

Momo: Umm... that's you're pointing finger.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #3 on: 19 Aug 2012, 11:52 »
"you're a robot!"
"now I know how the cats feel."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #4 on: 19 Aug 2012, 23:01 »
Emily: "THAT's the finger we can use to find out if and where you have a boombox!"
Momo: "Go ahead and pull it, I'm as curious as you are."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #5 on: 20 Aug 2012, 03:54 »
Emily: "You have a holopony? I want to see the holopony!"
Momo: "I think this is the holgraphic projector..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #6 on: 20 Aug 2012, 04:10 »
Momo: "Go ahead. Make  my day."
Emily: "It feels like a goddess giving Eve the spark of life."
Marten: (but which is which?)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #7 on: 20 Aug 2012, 06:22 »
Emily:  Phone...
Momo:  ...home.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #8 on: 20 Aug 2012, 10:36 »
"Do you think we'll make it to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #9 on: 20 Aug 2012, 13:02 »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 20 Aug 2012, 10:36
"Do you think we'll make it to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?"

Momo: "No. But one of your shoes might land on its roof."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #10 on: 20 Aug 2012, 13:03 »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 20 Aug 2012, 10:36
"Do you think we'll make it to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?"

Dang, I knew it made me think of something!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #11 on: 20 Aug 2012, 14:33 »
Quote from: Skewbrow on 20 Aug 2012, 13:02
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 20 Aug 2012, 10:36
"Do you think we'll make it to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?"

Momo: "No. But one of your shoes might land on its roof."

WIN. And then a WIN on top of the WIN for another WIN.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #12 on: 20 Aug 2012, 16:21 »
EMILY: "Scissors cuts ... um, I mean knife cuts ... "
MOMO: "Taser melts knife."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #13 on: 20 Aug 2012, 16:25 »
Momo: Pinky Swear?
Emily: Pinky Swear!
Marten(thought bubble): Aww... I thought she was my friend  :x
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #14 on: 21 Aug 2012, 19:40 »
Momo: And if you press my pinky, you can transmit a forum post about Marten.
Emily: Ooooh, I know what I want to say!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #15 on: 21 Aug 2012, 23:30 »
Quote from: Emily
WAAAAH!
MARTEN IS SUCH A DOORMAT HE IS TOO PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE HE NEEDS TO TOUGHEN UP MORE FAYE AND DORA STILL STOMP ALL OVER HIM AS MUCH AS THEY DID 2000 STRIPS AGO.
ALSO I'M LABELLING HIM A NICE GUY BECAUSE BEING NICE TO A LADY WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY HARBOURING THOUGHTS THAT YOU COULD TAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER TO THE NEXT LEVEL AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU EVIL.
HE IS SUCH A BAD CHARACTER.
WAAAAAHHHH!!

Damnit Emily, your comment has been genercized...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #16 on: 22 Aug 2012, 06:57 »
WOO SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #17 on: 22 Aug 2012, 06:59 »
Faye: "What has a thumb and enjoys eating lambs way too much?"
Dora: "This guy."
Hanners: "I can't tell... which one of you put the lotion on its skin?"

(Staggeringly obvious.)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #18 on: 22 Aug 2012, 07:49 »
Faye: “…so I left him laid out in the basement, 'Kay?”
Dora: “Good. Once Captain Heteronormative finds out we've got his sidekick, he'll come running…”
Hannelore: “I'm sorry Lady Doom, but I don't think we have enough hosepipe left for The Chair after linking all the other Doom Devices. Do we have time to get some more before CH turns up?”
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #19 on: 22 Aug 2012, 09:13 »
Faye: Nice Pun! Have you been taking lessons?
Dora: Yes. From Dr Portmanteau. He's very punny.
Hanners: If this hose were attached to anything you'd be in real trouble.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #20 on: 22 Aug 2012, 11:32 »
FAYE: "You're wearing WHAT on your date with Tai?"
DORA: "I just want to get back in touch with my younger Gothy self, as best as I can remember it. Hanners said she'd run to the store and get me some hose."
HANNERS: "I'm back!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #21 on: 22 Aug 2012, 13:49 »
Faye: "You don't stand a chance against me in the wet T-shirt contest!"
Dora: "It's not size, it's how you use it, you newbie."
Hannelore: "Are you sure this is a good idea?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #22 on: 22 Aug 2012, 14:59 »
Quote from: DSL on 22 Aug 2012, 11:32
FAYE: "You're wearing WHAT on your date with Tai?"
DORA: "I just want to get back in touch with my younger Gothy self, as best as I can remember it. Hanners said she'd run to the store and get me some hose."
HANNERS: "I'm back!"

Oh hey, at first glance it looked like kind of an average caption, and then on second glance I remembered why you have such a reputation around here.


FAYE: So, Tai's never been with a guy properly before?
DORA: Nope, I'll be the first!
HANNERS: I'm really uncomfortable with this idea...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #23 on: 22 Aug 2012, 15:41 »
I'm unaware of this reputation...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #24 on: 22 Aug 2012, 16:14 »
Why do I suddenly feel like John Wayne in The Shootist?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #25 on: 22 Aug 2012, 18:50 »
Because you're old enough to remember that movie...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #26 on: 22 Aug 2012, 19:49 »
Quote from: DSL on 22 Aug 2012, 11:32
FAYE: "You're wearing WHAT on your date with Tai?"
DORA: "I just want to get back in touch with my younger Gothy self, as best as I can remember it. Hanners said she'd run to the store and get me some hose."
HANNERS: "I'm back!"

I lol'd.

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 22 Aug 2012, 15:41
I'm unaware of this reputation...

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That's because you're not quite a lurker you goddamn n00b.

/checkyoself
You'll find many reasons for DSLs reputation as a captioner as you continue to spend time here
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #27 on: 22 Aug 2012, 20:02 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #28 on: 22 Aug 2012, 21:39 »
We must be welcoming to  the not-quite-lurkers, and be good examples.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #29 on: 22 Aug 2012, 22:25 »
Quote from: Pilchard123 on 22 Aug 2012, 15:41
I'm unaware of this reputation...

You have some pleasant surprises waiting for you in old Captions threads.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #30 on: 23 Aug 2012, 00:39 »
Quote from: DSL on 22 Aug 2012, 11:32
FAYE: "You're wearing WHAT on your date with Tai?"
DORA: "I just want to get back in touch with my younger Gothy self, as best as I can remember it. Hanners said she'd run to the store and get me some hose."
HANNERS: "I'm back!"

I want to but I don't get it... always a first time for everything. ~~
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #31 on: 23 Aug 2012, 01:51 »
I know that explaining the joke instantly makes it un-funny, but
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #32 on: 23 Aug 2012, 02:03 »
Yeah, that joke's hosed now.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #33 on: 23 Aug 2012, 02:07 »
Clothing. Of course it is. There must be something about this forum that makes me loose a few dozen IQ points. I'm not normally as derpy as I am here.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #34 on: 23 Aug 2012, 02:07 »
Quote from: DSL on 22 Aug 2012, 11:32
FAYE: "You're wearing WHAT on your date with Tai?"
DORA: "I just want to get back in touch with my younger Gothy self, as best as I can remember it. Hanners said she'd run to the store and get me some hose."
HANNERS: "I'm back!"
You have obviously been stocking that one up...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #35 on: 23 Aug 2012, 02:07 »
Faye: I still say the advice given to you by Veronica Vance is abit.....misguided.
Dora: Oh come on, I look better in a corset than Marten. How hard could it be?
Hanners: Um, I don't think this is the right hose for an enema Dora.....
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #36 on: 23 Aug 2012, 02:09 »
Quote from: Soulsynger on 23 Aug 2012, 00:39
Quote from: DSL on 22 Aug 2012, 11:32
FAYE: "You're wearing WHAT on your date with Tai?"
DORA: "I just want to get back in touch with my younger Gothy self, as best as I can remember it. Hanners said she'd run to the store and get me some hose."
HANNERS: "I'm back!"

I want to but I don't get it... always a first time for everything. ~~

It's an homage of a skit from The Two Ronnies: Four Candles.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #37 on: 23 Aug 2012, 03:51 »
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Yeah, that joke's hosed now.
Quote from: Akima
You have obviously been stocking that one up...
GROOAAANNNNNNN ... my hat would be off to you two for those puns, were I wearing one.   :wink:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #38 on: 23 Aug 2012, 05:17 »
Faye:  "I know sales are off but is Jeph sure about this?"

Dora:  "Your fanservice outfits are in the change room."

Hanners:  "Mud pit's done.  "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #39 on: 23 Aug 2012, 08:02 »
Quote from: cesariojpn on 23 Aug 2012, 02:09
It's an homage of a skit from The Two Ronnies: Four Candles.

Never saw that before. But thanks for the link.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #40 on: 23 Aug 2012, 12:53 »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #41 on: 23 Aug 2012, 19:44 »
Quote from: Border Reiver on 23 Aug 2012, 05:17
Faye:  "I know sales are off but is Jeph sure about this?"
Dora:  "Your fanservice outfits are in the change room."
Hanners:  "Mud pit's done.  "

very nice
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #42 on: 23 Aug 2012, 20:01 »
Quote from: BoDJangles on 23 Aug 2012, 19:42
I've never understood the widespread and vocal distaste for puns.
And I've never encountered it. I love puns, love to utter them and write them. I expect groans, but I don't hear groans as a sign of vocal distaste so much as simple acknowledgement, maybe even grudging approbation. If the pun is called the lowest form of humor, it's fitting that it be greeted by groans. The worst response to a pun is silence. I had to nudge my wife occasionally if she didn't react. OK, maybe that was a sign of distaste.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 76
« Reply #43 on: 23 Aug 2012, 22:53 »
I may or may not have mentioned this before, but I honestly love puns. Keep em coming!

Also, I should apologize for my overly-harsh reproof earlier. I just don't like new people disrespecting established posters.
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