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6 (14.3%)

He - he didn't say anything WEIRD, did he? (Everything he says is kind of weird.)

0 (0%)

Wait, you're HANNELORE ELLICOTT-CHATHAM?!

0 (0%)

Don't make me do this! I don't want to but I will!

1 (2.4%)

Aren't your parents, like, billionaires? Why are you working in a coffee shop in Northampton?

0 (0%)

This is all a simulation designed to teach me how to interact with people in the real world.

2 (4.8%)

ASK ME HOW TO DRAW A KITTY!

8 (19%)

If that's true then whoever programmed it is a ####.

2 (4.8%)

Is there an infinite guitars cheat and if so can you activate it for me?

2 (4.8%)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

0 (0%)

WE'RE NOT TWINS!

2 (4.8%)

I'm not creepy, she's creepy! I'm not creepy, he's creepy!

2 (4.8%)

No, sorry, you two are kinda creepy. (Pick a number between 1 and 256!)

3 (7.1%)

I don't even CARE about your stupid dad! My dad's not stupid! He's really smart!

0 (0%)

I'm not a FAN. Why don't you like him?

0 (0%)

I don't even KNOW him! I don't know Sir Patrick Stewart but I like  HIM.

1 (2.4%)

Sorry, but I've met her dad and he's pretty cool. SEE?

0 (0%)

I'm sorry about my brother.

0 (0%)

Do you REALLY spank your bottom when you...

9 (21.4%)

I WAS EXAGGERATING

4 (9.5%)

Total Members Voted: 39

[jwhouk]

And another week in the books. Hopefully Jeph gets back home from Maryland refreshed and ready to tackle the BIG issues.

Like what Claire and Clinton's relationship is REALLY like. 

[Yarin]

Assuming those college freshmen are high schoolers is better than the reverse

[TinPenguin]

They looked more like women to me.

[ysth]

Waah.  Oglaf down?

[idontunderstand]

They looked more like women to me.

But "Fresh Women" has a different meaning.

[WAYF]

This week starts off with Marigold recoiling in horror as she realizes what she did in Friday's strip.
Not that I disagree with her at all.

I like the theory about discovering more of Claire and Clinton's relationship. Maybe they don't want to see each other, but Clinton stalks Hannelore often enough, and Marten comes to CoD with the interns often enough, that eventually they're going to overlap.

[FunkyTuba]

For the poll, you forgot:
Created fanart animated version of 2275p4

[ponderch3rry]

All I can think about are those sounds... THOSE SOUNDS!!!

[ASmellyOgre]

You know, technically, she didn't answer Momo's question.

[jwhouk]

I WAS EXAGGERATING!

[jwhouk]

So what SHOULDN'T you do?

Talk about sex with your room mate - right after they've done it with their SO.    3 (12%)
"Go crazy on your genitals" in front of your AnthroPC.    6 (24%)
Carry around a white bonercat purse (even if it IS vintage).    3 (12%)
Make a banana smoothie without washing the hammer first.    0 (0%)
Refer to the girl you're dating as "cute" to your ex.    1 (4%)
Make your SO go cross-eyed after sex.    0 (0%)
Take your rage out by punching trees.    2 (8%)
Use your AnthroPC as a coaster.    1 (4%)
Assume those college freshmen are high schoolers.    1 (4%)
Assume your friend is going to self-sabotage her relationship (even if she probably will).    4 (16%)
Continually vote for a meme like Waffles or Spathe Ham.    2 (8%)
Keep hitting F5 and ask, "Is the comic up yet?"    2 (8%)
Created fanart animated version of 2275's panel 4 (even though it was REQUESTED).    0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Renewman]

I WAS EXAGGERATING!

No Mari. No you weren't. In fact, one could say you are kinda creepy because you basically implied you might masturbate to Angus and Faye having sex. I digress but you know that idea is going to pop up sooner or later.

[pwhodges]

I think (hope) you meant Faye, not Dora!

[FunkyTuba]

So what SHOULDN'T you do?
Created fanart animated version of 2275's panel 4 (even though it was REQUESTED).    0 (0%)

Oops sorry! I requested it after I voted as a way for this thread to show up in my "unread posts" thinger.
Can I change my vote? I'll try.

[Renewman]

I think (hope) you meant Faye, not Dora!

I did. I was thinking of Dora at the time and it came out through the fingers. 

[helloandgoodbye]

jksladjaslkdja i love momo 

[Tova]

I WAS EXAGGERATING!

No Mari. No you weren't. In fact, one could say you are kinda creepy because you basically implied you might masturbate to Angus and Faye having sex. I digress but you know that idea is going to pop up sooner or later.

Oh, goodie! Another Rorschach inkblot post. I never get tired of these.

[Dr. ROFLPWN]

I WAS EXAGGERATING!

It's okay to be a sub, Marigold! It is a perfectly legitimate lifestyle choice!

Just don't tell Dale about it.

[Renewman]

I WAS EXAGGERATING!

No Mari. No you weren't. In fact, one could say you are kinda creepy because you basically implied you might masturbate to Angus and Faye having sex. I digress but you know that idea is going to pop up sooner or later.

Oh, goodie! Another Rorschach inkblot post. I never get tired of these.

[Tova]

Since there was no such implication in the cartoon, feel free to tell me where else the implication came from other than your own head.

[Sorflakne]

I love how Momo got right up next to her before asking, lol

[Renewman]

Since there was no such implication in the cartoon, feel free to tell me where else the implication came from other than your own head.

Oh come off of it. I was just having a bit of fun. The idea of Marigold becoming aroused from hearing Angus (the guy she used to like) having sex is a possibility, not matter how minute it may be. Of course, if you're going to be an ass about it then I expect you to keep quiet whenever you bring up anything relating to Dora/Tai in the future.

[Omega Entity]

Since there was no such implication in the cartoon, feel free to tell me where else the implication came from other than your own head.

Oh come off of it. I was just having a bit of fun. The idea of Marigold becoming aroused incredibly uncomfortable from hearing Angus (the guy she used to like) having sex is a possibility, not matter how minute it may be. Of course, if you're going to be an ass about it then I expect you to keep quiet whenever you bring up anything relating to Dora/Tai in the future.

This seems much more likely, imo.

[Kugai]

I love how Momo got right up next to her before asking, lol

I heard the Jaws music when I saw the strip.   

[ChaosWolf]

No Mari. No you weren't. In fact, one could say you are kinda creepy because you basically implied you might masturbate to Angus and Faye having sex. I digress but you know that idea is going to pop up sooner or later.

Actually... it "popped up" about six months before the comic did.

Yes, there was R34 art of the exact scenario you describe a full half-year before the comic suggesting it existed.  I know, I've seen it and know when it was created.

Which means either Jeph is getting ideas from porno, or we've somehow encountered some sort of erotic predestination paradox.

Also, that blushing and unnecessarily-loud denial Marigold has in the last panel?  She does - she totally does.

[Soulsynger]

Anybody else got reminded of the infamous Ninja Cat video?

[Tova]

Hey, go for it - no-one said you can't have a bit of fun.

I just decided to have my own bit of fun, by pointing out that you were the one who implied it. Was a bit surprised when you tried to deny it, really.

Carry on. I'll continue to work on my amazing mind reading powers.

[Toe]

So is Momo's hair always translucent, or is that just one of her settings?

[Y]

No Mari. No you weren't. In fact, one could say you are kinda creepy because you basically implied you might masturbate to Angus and Faye having sex. I digress but you know that idea is going to pop up sooner or later.

Actually no, Marigold supposedly masturbated last night, while they had sex just now after Faye went home to 'work off some excess rage'.

[idontunderstand]

This discussion makes my eyes roll to the point where it's uncomfortable.

[Overkillengine]

And yet it's still arguably better than one nitpicking arm poses.

[Renewman]

No Mari. No you weren't. In fact, one could say you are kinda creepy because you basically implied you might masturbate to Angus and Faye having sex. I digress but you know that idea is going to pop up sooner or later.

Actually no, Marigold supposedly masturbated last night, while they had sex just now after Faye went home to 'work off some excess rage'.

So Angus and Faye only had sex that one time? I wasn't talking about this particular situation even though I could have worded it better.

[Y]

So Angus and Faye only had sex that one time? I wasn't talking about this particular situation even though I could have worded it better.

No, but likely they don't have sex daily (yet). And likely Marigold doesn't masturbate daily. At least since this is the first time Angus mentioned being loud and asked if they disturbed her, it might be the first time they had sex when Marigold was around. From the times we've seen, they had sex in Faye's place and likely when Marigold was in space.

[anahata]

At least since this is the first time Angus mentioned being loud and asked if they disturbed her, it might be the first time they had sex when Marigold was around.

I assumed the point was that it was significantly noisier than usual this time, due to being primarily a rage-venting therapy session for Faye.

[jwhouk]

(Ahem)

I WAS EXAGGERATING!

[jwhouk]

Now then...
So what SHOULDN'T you do?

Talk about sex with your room mate - right after they've done it with their SO.    5 (12.2%)
"Go crazy on your genitals" in front of your AnthroPC.    8 (19.5%)
Carry around a white bonercat purse (even if it IS vintage).    3 (7.3%)
Make a banana smoothie without washing the hammer first.    1 (2.4%)
Refer to the girl you're dating as "cute" to your ex.    1 (2.4%)
Make your SO go cross-eyed after sex.    1 (2.4%)
Take your rage out by punching trees.    3 (7.3%)
Use your AnthroPC as a coaster.    1 (2.4%)
Assume those college freshmen are high schoolers.    1 (2.4%)
Assume your friend is going to self-sabotage her relationship (even if she probably will).    6 (14.6%)
Continually vote for a meme like Waffles or Spathe Ham.    5 (12.2%)
Keep hitting F5 and ask, "Is the comic up yet?"    3 (7.3%)
Created fanart animated version of 2275's panel 4 (even though it was REQUESTED).    3 (7.3%)

Total Members Voted: 41

[pwhodges]

So is Momo's hair always translucent, or is that just one of her settings?

Yes - it's common in manga or anime, and Momo's always been like that. Sometimes Jeph's done it with other characters, but only a bit.

[Border Reiver]

(Ahem)

I WAS EXAGGERATING!

I'm sorry, can you repeat that?  Twenty-six years in the artillery have done some things to my ears.... 

I love how Momo got right up next to her before asking, lol

I heard the Jaws music when I saw the strip.   

Thank you for this, now I hear it and it is very appropriate

[Thrudd]

I love how Momo got right up next to her before asking, lol

I heard the Jaws music when I saw the strip.   

Thank you for this, now I hear it and it is very appropriate

I hate you all ... to infinity and beyond! ...... Now how the Aitch Eee Double-hockey-sticks am I going to get this to stop looping through my head?   

[ASmellyOgre]

(Ahem)

I WAS EXAGGERATING!

Yes, but "I WAS EXAGGERATING" isn't necessarily "I don't do that."  And seeing how embarrassed she looks (as compared to the total lack of embarrassment when she actually did her butt-slap dance), that means that either she doesn't do it and is perishing the thought or she is in disbelief that she revealed something so personal in the heat of the moment.  Both options are completely valid, and I choose the funnier one.

[Pilchard123]

I hate you all ... to infinity and beyond! ...... Now how the Aitch Eee Double-hockey-sticks am I going to get this to stop looping through my head?   

All better now?

[Method of Madness]

Momo is either terrified or intrigued.

[Carl-E]

Pro'lly both. 

[Border Reiver]

And that's not a bad thing.

For us.

[Is it cold in here?]

It's probably hard to terrify someone who's been through Marigirl's browser history and the library's entire porn collection.

[jwhouk]

...and has the hentai portion of Pintsize's Incredible Stash of Pron.

[DSL]

... and an extensive social protocol database, including eels.

[CrowFairy]

I originally read today's strip on my phone, so I couldn't really tell that Marigold's head had moved. So it looked like the poster was coming out of her head, like her hair was growing out of control and at weird angles. I was staring at it and thinking that it had some relevance to what Momo was doing. Then I got to the third panel and remembered about her poster. Oops.

I also voted for the second option, because that just seems inconsiderate. >_> I guess Momo had powered off or something? But what if she had woken up or something like that? D: Or would she have set it on a timer so she'd wake up at an appropriate hour?

[cesariojpn]

I hate you all ... to infinity and beyond! ...... Now how the Aitch Eee Double-hockey-sticks am I going to get this to stop looping through my head?   

[ youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1heGiIehU[/youtube]

All better now?

At least use a song that does get on everyone's nerves automaticlly!!

[WAYF]

jwhouk, you totally called it.

And it figures that Hannelore would be fascinated by the idea of psychic twins.