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The Moment Of The Week?

Ssssssssss
- 6 (14.3%)
He - he didn't say anything WEIRD, did he? (Everything he says is kind of weird.)
- 0 (0%)
Wait, you're HANNELORE ELLICOTT-CHATHAM?!
- 0 (0%)
Don't make me do this! I don't want to but I will!
- 1 (2.4%)
Aren't your parents, like, billionaires? Why are you working in a coffee shop in Northampton?
- 0 (0%)
This is all a simulation designed to teach me how to interact with people in the real world.
- 2 (4.8%)
ASK ME HOW TO DRAW A KITTY!
- 8 (19%)
If that's true then whoever programmed it is a ####.
- 2 (4.8%)
Is there an infinite guitars cheat and if so can you activate it for me?
- 2 (4.8%)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- 0 (0%)
WE'RE NOT TWINS!
- 2 (4.8%)
I'm not creepy, she's creepy! I'm not creepy, he's creepy!
- 2 (4.8%)
No, sorry, you two are kinda creepy. (Pick a number between 1 and 256!)
- 3 (7.1%)
I don't even CARE about your stupid dad! My dad's not stupid! He's really smart!
- 0 (0%)
I'm not a FAN. Why don't you like him?
- 0 (0%)
I don't even KNOW him! I don't know Sir Patrick Stewart but I like  HIM.
- 1 (2.4%)
Sorry, but I've met her dad and he's pretty cool. SEE?
- 0 (0%)
I'm sorry about my brother.
- 0 (0%)
Do you REALLY spank your bottom when you...
- 9 (21.4%)
I WAS EXAGGERATING
- 4 (9.5%)

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Author Topic: WCDT: 2276-80 (17-21 September 2012) Weekly Comics Discussion Thread  (Read 56346 times)

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Hannersfans will enjoy her primer on how to draw a kitty: http://questionablecontent.net/random/kittydraw.png
It kinda gets away from her.

It's ok, Hanners, all of my how-to tutorials end the same way.
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...why has Hannelore not been "diagnosed" with schizophrenia yet?
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And why WOULDN'T Hannelore be working at a coffee shop in Northampton?
Why indeed? There is a famous Chán saying:《一日不做一日不食 》usually translated as "A day without work is a day without eating". Like many Chán ideas, this has multiple meanings. One is the obviously mundane one; that Baizhang Huahai and his fellow monks grew their own food, so if they didn't work the land they would go hungry. The other is that, in the Chán view, work is as essential to spiritual health as food is to physical health. Hannelore understands this.

Marten's quip at the end reminded me of the song "Infinity Guitars" by Sleigh Bells
Your clip is blocked from Australia. This works. Warning: gratuitous cruelty to guitars...
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It just came to my mind that Claire and Dora could have an interesting conversation about sibling rivalry and conflicts. Conversation that would turn into two monologues.

And then cut to Clinton, at the Horrible Revelation, discussing his conflict with her sister with a random customer who turns out to be Sven.
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Actually, WOAH. What happened for Steps Nine and Ten of How to Draw a Kitty? Did Hannelore black out and then when she woke up she found that she'd written that all over the page?

That's horrifying. :-o :-o :-o :-o
So many disturbing implications...
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5. Manga-wise, there is a manga out there with the premise that the protagonist (a high-school girl) is a prisoner (or experiment-subject) in a simulated city for dark purposes/study.  I do not know the name of it, though :? .


Serial Experiments Lain?
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Oh crap!

Trek puns and I missed out!!!!    :oops:





Never mind Hanners, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it eventually

If not, there's always the blue pill.
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James The Kugai 

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long time reader, first time poster...
Marten's quip at the end reminded me of the song "Infinity Guitars" by Sleigh Bells

Welcome, sorta-new person!

Isn't schizophrenia the one mental illness Hannelore does not have?
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The Moment Of The Week?

Ssssssssss    4 (14.3%)
He - he didn't say anything WEIRD, did he? (Everything he says is kind of weird.)    0 (0%)
Wait, you're HANNELORE ELLICOTT-CHATHAM?!    0 (0%)
Don't make me do this! I don't want to but I will!    1 (3.6%)
Aren't your parents, like, billionaires? Why are you working in a coffee shop in Northampton?    0 (0%)
This is all a simulation designed to teach me how to interact with people in the real world.    1 (3.6%)
ASK ME HOW TO DRAW A KITTY!    5 (17.9%)
If that's true then whoever programmed it is a ####.    2 (7.1%)
Is there an infinite guitars cheat and if so can you activate it for me?    1 (3.6%)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?    0 (0%)
WE'RE NOT TWINS!    2 (7.1%)
I'm not creepy, she's creepy! I'm not creepy, he's creepy!    2 (7.1%)
No, sorry, you two are kinda creepy. (Pick a number between 1 and 256!)    2 (7.1%)
I don't even CARE about your stupid dad! My dad's not stupid! He's really smart!    0 (0%)
I'm not a FAN. Why don't you like him?    0 (0%)
I don't even KNOW him! I don't know Sir Patrick Stewart but I like  HIM.    0 (0%)
Sorry, but I've met her dad and he's pretty cool. SEE?    0 (0%)
I'm sorry about my brother.    0 (0%)
Do you REALLY spank your bottom when you...    6 (21.4%)
I WAS EXAGGERATING    2 (7.1%)

Total Members Voted: 28
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Awwww, "draw a kitty" was a close second...


Thus proving that the WCDT is ruled by anything Hanners and Marigold do. 



Is anyone really surprised?  Not me! 
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And now it's a tie, because I'm awkward like that.  :-D
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...why has Hannelore not been "diagnosed" with schizophrenia yet?
See for yourself.

Hannelore's showing some nice medium awareness there. It's just a pity that she's so self-centered that it doesn't occur to her that the simulation isn't there for her benefit.
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Oh crap!

Trek puns and I missed out!!!!    :(

There's no reason why we KHAAAAAAAAN't keep them going...
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"...QC's continuing mission: to explore strange new artistic background locales, to seek out new characters and new 'shipping angles, to boldly go where no pun has gone before!"

*jet-roomba whooshes across screen*

*play theme music*
« Last Edit: 22 Sep 2012, 16:24 by pendrake »
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OKai then, I guess we will DEFIANTly carry on.
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You'll be Sarek ...
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Yeah, Kugai definitely SPOCK too soon. Some of us just can't fight the IMPULSE and just keep POWERing on
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Terrible pun.  Four of Nine stars.
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Are you Areel Shaw you'll glommer onto every obscure pun that comes down the Pike?
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As long as you Chekov your list as you do it.
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The Moment Of The Week?

Ssssssssss    6 (15%) <== Best line by a rookie cast member this year!
He - he didn't say anything WEIRD, did he? (Everything he says is kind of weird.)    0 (0%)
Wait, you're HANNELORE ELLICOTT-CHATHAM?!    0 (0%)
Don't make me do this! I don't want to but I will!    1 (2.5%)
Aren't your parents, like, billionaires? Why are you working in a coffee shop in Northampton?    0 (0%)
This is all a simulation designed to teach me how to interact with people in the real world.    1 (2.5%)
ASK ME HOW TO DRAW A KITTY!    8 (20%) <== Is Hannelore losing her mojo? She finished SECOND!!!!
If that's true then whoever programmed it is a ####.    2 (5%)
Is there an infinite guitars cheat and if so can you activate it for me?    2 (5%)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?    0 (0%)
WE'RE NOT TWINS!    2 (5%)
I'm not creepy, she's creepy! I'm not creepy, he's creepy!    2 (5%)
No, sorry, you two are kinda creepy. (Pick a number between 1 and 256!)    3 (7.5%)
I don't even CARE about your stupid dad! My dad's not stupid! He's really smart!    0 (0%)
I'm not a FAN. Why don't you like him?    0 (0%)
I don't even KNOW him! I don't know Sir Patrick Stewart but I like  HIM.    1 (2.5%)
Sorry, but I've met her dad and he's pretty cool. SEE?    0 (0%)
I'm sorry about my brother.    0 (0%)
Do you REALLY spank your bottom when you...    9 (22.5%) <== Momo gets all the good lines.
I WAS EXAGGERATING    3 (7.5%)

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