Topic: QC Captions Vol. 82 (Read 6952 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 30 Sep 2012, 11:38 »

Happy October (almost)! First image:

Enjoy!

celticgeek · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 12:55 »

Momo: I'm updating my files of Victorian Porn.
Emily: Can I get a printout?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 13:00 »

Momo: “Wait, did the Nano just get bigger or am I just that small?”
Emily: “Why do you even need an iPod?”

Skewbrow · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 13:20 »

Emily: "You know, you zapped me pretty hard the other day."
Momo: "You pressed my buttons."

Carl-E · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 17:35 »

^^^
WIN!

Well, that was quick. What game should we play now?

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #5 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 20:00 »

MOMO: I appear to have won the entire internet.
EMILY: So what should we play now?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #6 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 20:43 »

Momo: So, I'm Jeph's favorite to draw, and you're Jeph's favorite to write...
Emily: Wonder-complementary-twins power Activate! Form of: Almost-Not-Quite-Non-Sequitur!
Momo: Shape of: Daioh Homage!

Kugai · « **Reply #7 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 21:47 »

Momo: "Urgh! Someone uploaded The Chipmunks version of Gangam Style onto my iPod."
Emily: "It could be worse, it could have been Rolf Harris."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #8 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 22:42 »

Momo: "Why are you working here? Why aren't you a toaster?"
Emily: "-Sniff- I couldn't pass the qualifying exam."

techkid · « **Reply #9 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 23:22 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 30 Sep 2012, 22:42

Momo: "Why are you working here? Why aren't you a toaster?"
Emily: "-Sniff- I couldn't pass the qualifying exam."

ALT ENDING

Emily: "I was for a time, but I was bought by someone named Faye... something. Never again."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #10 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 23:33 »

Momo: "This album is badly tagged. Someone should feel bad."
Emily: "I wish I could speak in rectangles."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #11 on:** 30 Sep 2012, 23:41 »

Quote from: techkid on 30 Sep 2012, 23:22

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 30 Sep 2012, 22:42
Momo: "Why are you working here? Why aren't you a toaster?"
Emily: "-Sniff- I couldn't pass the qualifying exam."
ALT ENDING

Emily: "I was for a time, but I was bought by someone named Faye... something. Never again."

That's way better than mine.

Vurogj · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 Oct 2012, 00:07 »

Momo : These are incredible, has Marigold seen them? When did you even make them?
Emily : AI 102 of course, I got bored of just looking.

Carl-E · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 Oct 2012, 03:41 »

Emily: "Cat gifs?"

Momo: "Cat gifs."

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 Oct 2012, 09:49 »

EMILY: "So I figure, I'd seen all the cat GIFs there were by the time I was done with AI101."
MOMO: "Nope. There're are ton more coming in. ... I think I recognize this IP. Also, you need to talk more to Hannelore at the coffee shop."

Spacey · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 Oct 2012, 12:42 »

Momo: Is my iPod broken?
Emily: Listening to Pink Floyd again?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 Oct 2012, 13:44 »

Momo: "Marigod touched a wiener"
Emily: "I never would have thought she'd have it in her"

(M: "Wait, how do you know my companion?" E: "Your what? I thought we were playing the band name game…" )

WAYF · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 Oct 2012, 14:01 »

Well, this thread is amazing.

jwhouk · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 Oct 2012, 15:27 »

Momo: "And they have this weekly contest where they attempt to come up with alternate captions for a single panel from a webcomic."
Ellen: "That's too weird, even for me. "

Soulsynger · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 Oct 2012, 00:02 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 01 Oct 2012, 15:27

Momo: "And they have this weekly contest where they attempt to come up with alternate captions for a single panel from a webcomic."
Ellen: "That's too weird, even for me. "

Wait... what's Ellen doing there? I thought she was written out of QC. °O

Border Reiver · « **Reply #20 on:** 02 Oct 2012, 04:04 »

Momo: "Yes, Marten does have a nice tush. but I am more partial to Sven's."

Emily: "Aren't you going to need to upgrade your chassis again to make that fantasy come true? You can borrow mine."

Rockman · « **Reply #21 on:** 02 Oct 2012, 04:18 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 01 Oct 2012, 15:27

Momo: "And they have this weekly contest where they attempt to come up with alternate captions for a single panel from a webcomic."
Ellen: "That's too weird, even for me. "

Momo: "You know Steve's going to snap if you switch back to your old chassis."
Emily/Ellen: "I kind of like being taller now anyway..."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #22 on:** 02 Oct 2012, 05:48 »

I think you might've accidentally posted in the wrong thread, bro; that sounded like it was meant for the WCDT.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #23 on:** 02 Oct 2012, 05:59 »

It was, thanks. I was wondering where that post had gone.

Spiff · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 Oct 2012, 02:40 »

Momo:"I never thought someone could make a porn based on Oliver Twist."
Emily:"I was already wondering why you'd need earphones to watch cat gifs."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #25 on:** 03 Oct 2012, 10:37 »

NEW IMAGE:

ENJOY

Rockman · « **Reply #26 on:** 03 Oct 2012, 10:58 »

Claire: "All I'm saying is Coffee of Doom could totally take the Secret Bakery in a fight!"
Gabby: "For the last time I'm not joining your fantasy barista league..."
Marten: "Plus you're forgetting Elliot. Elliot's pretty scary in berserker mode."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #27 on:** 03 Oct 2012, 15:27 »

"And Clinton is this big."
"Too much information!"
"Hmm, I wonder if he's doing anything that would work for me."

PthariensFlame · « **Reply #28 on:** 03 Oct 2012, 16:44 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 03 Oct 2012, 15:27

"And Clinton is this big."

Aren't they siblings? ...

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #29 on:** 03 Oct 2012, 17:12 »

Quote from: PthariensFlame on 03 Oct 2012, 16:44

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 03 Oct 2012, 15:27
"And Clinton is this big."

Aren't they siblings? ...

Now you know why they look so much alike.

"...but all I wanted was a large and she hosed me down with coffee!"
"I don't know why we keep going there."
"Be glad you didn't ask for iced-coffee that's the worst."

Carl-E · « **Reply #30 on:** 03 Oct 2012, 19:09 »

Claire: "...and when I opened it up, it was nothing but cat gifs!"

Gabby: "I don't believe it. Who would deface victorian porn like that?"

Marten: "Maybe it's the book Pintsize checked out - he must be slipping..."

Yarin · « **Reply #31 on:** 03 Oct 2012, 23:00 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 30 Sep 2012, 23:33

Momo: "This album is badly tagged. Someone should feel bad."
Emily: "I wish I could speak in rectangles."

so she can see the speech bubbles we got another deadpool in the making

jmucchiello · « **Reply #32 on:** 04 Oct 2012, 09:56 »

Claire: I'd kill to have breasts like this

Gabby: You're so skinny, you'd fall over.

Marten: But on the bright side breasts that size would prevent you from breaking your nose.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #33 on:** 04 Oct 2012, 11:28 »

Claire: "So we have all been invited to Emily's party. We can't just show up empty-handed. We must bring a gift. Any ideas?"
Gabby: "IDK. Sounds like Emily's folks are loaded. I doubt we can afford anything they would appreciate."
Marten: "Hmm. Emily's been dropping hints that a toaster might be welcome."

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #34 on:** 04 Oct 2012, 13:02 »

C: "Just look at me! Just seconds outside and I'm sunburned!"
G: "Not a problem for me."
M: "Maybe Hannelore can get her dad to adjust the weather dome to block UV."

Vurogj · « **Reply #35 on:** 04 Oct 2012, 23:09 »

C : Urgh, I do NOT want to go to a party hosted by Emily, she's weird, and I don't trust what her idea of fun might be.
G : Lake house? As in, a house by a lake? My hair is twitching already, I'm out.
M : So none of us want to go, but we don't want to upset Emily... How big a banana smoothie will we have to make?

Border Reiver · « **Reply #36 on:** 05 Oct 2012, 04:23 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 03 Oct 2012, 10:37

NEW IMAGE:

ENJOY

Claire: "Look, its the only idea that makes sense.."

Gabby: "Stop it, I don't want to hear any more about your "theory" that we're all just drawings on this Jeph guy's tablet.."

Marten: "It does explain why certain things keep happening when they'd be the most dramatic or funny though..."

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #37 on:** 05 Oct 2012, 07:23 »

Well hello there, fourth wall. You don't mind if I lean on you do you?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #38 on:** 05 Oct 2012, 10:39 »

Quote from: fourth wall

Lean on me,
When you're not strong

DSL · « **Reply #39 on:** 05 Oct 2012, 17:06 »

CLAIRE: "Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?"
GABBY: "He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat."
MARTEN: "Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training."

tempest3k · « **Reply #40 on:** 06 Oct 2012, 07:25 »

C: So Emily said the banana needs to be this big for a decent smoothie
G: Did she mention anything about how curved it needs to be?
M: Does it matter as long as the CoD hammer works on it?

jwhouk · « **Reply #41 on:** 06 Oct 2012, 07:46 »

Claire: "I don't know, what do you guys think we should get him?"
Gabrielle: "Ugh, he's always posting those lame polls. Why should we get him anything?"
Marten: "Well, he's already got one of my t-shirts, so that's out. Maybe a gift certificate for CoD?"

DSL · « **Reply #42 on:** 06 Oct 2012, 12:12 »

CLAIRE: "C'mon, you guys. I'm the opposite of Clinton in every way!"
GABBY: "Y'mean, you have a biological right hand and the rest of you is mechanical? Right."
MARTEN: "I wonder if a hand could contain a brain big enough to run a mechanical body? Or would it just be an AI living in a mechanical body with a meat hand? And how would it get a meat hand? I should ask ... no, I definitely shouldn't ask Pintsize."

Carl-E · « **Reply #43 on:** 06 Oct 2012, 13:21 »

Ooh!

So, Claire is Clinton's "other half"?

Or his right hand... person?

DSL · « **Reply #44 on:** 07 Oct 2012, 03:02 »

There is/was/will be an accident involving a copy machine, a space-time vortex and a random coffee-making mechanical dinosaur.
Claire simply picked/will pick the wrong time to try to photocopy her butt, is all.

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