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[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

[ChaosWolf]

"Are you really just going crazy on your genitals while reading the changelog of the new WoW update?"
"Yes."

OR

Angus: "So that's why you're in no rush to get a boyfriend..."

Marigold: "Sexy sexy elfbois..."

[WAYF]

ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 

Faye can be kind of an ass at times... 

[DSL]

ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 

Faye can be kind of an ass at times...

Well done, sir, well done.

Wire service stylebook, from the days when newspaper work meant something: "A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist, you are expected to know the difference."

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 

Faye can be kind of an ass at times...

Well done, sir, well done.

Wire service stylebook, from the days when newspaper work meant something: "A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a journalist, you are expected to know the difference."

Its the medication.   

[Spacey]

Angus: I didn't know you could do that.
Marigold: Pretty sick, if you ask me.

[drmike]

First one: (The card)

Dear Martin

I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

Emily Azume

Second one: (By the computer)

Angus:  Don't move and be quiet.  The sock monster will detect movement and attack 

Marigold: I don;t know why Momo keeps that thing in her drawer...

[Pilchard123]

So, Vaarsuvius. How's being unconscious in a pit working out for you?

[drmike]

So, Vaarsuvius. How's being unconscious in a pit working out for you?

Considering his hand, we won't know for months.  *sigh*

[Is it cold in here?]

ANGUS:  So the accidental porn that Fay and I created is the #2 video on Youtube... What's #1?
MARIGOLD:   Hillary Clinton in a bath-towel dancing to Daft Punk.
ANGUS:  Still?
MARIGOLD:  Still. 

Wait, does that mean that Angus was the guy making out with the burro?

 

Faye can be kind of an ass at times...

Extra credit for the callback to strip 1235.