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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #100 on: 02 Nov 2012, 17:14 »

A lawyer travels abroad on an errand for a client, and is held against his will.  Meanwhile, the client seduces the lawyer's fiance.  The lawyer escapes and makes his way home, ultimately wreaking revenge on his client.

Dracula

"A bewildered teenage boy fends off his mother's disturbing and unnatural attraction to him."

Back to the Future.

Already been answered  :laugh:

"Scientist travels, becomes a pest."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #101 on: 02 Nov 2012, 18:52 »

The Fly. 


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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #102 on: 02 Nov 2012, 20:08 »

Yep.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #103 on: 03 Nov 2012, 05:35 »

In an attempt to save the world from itself, a man takes it upon himself to outwit God.

I'm assuming no more guesses on this, so the answer was Watchmen
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #104 on: 03 Nov 2012, 07:36 »

"A group of young adults and their pets hunt down ruthless criminals."

Well DUH. Scooby Doo.

Correct sir!  :-D

"A group of kids and their teenager guardians go on an adventure to find pirate treasure and almost die repeatedly."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #105 on: 03 Nov 2012, 07:56 »

The Goonies.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #106 on: 03 Nov 2012, 08:05 »

Yup, I was hoping you guys would get that one on the first go. :-P

"Two redneck farmers take care of a punk ass teenager."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #107 on: 03 Nov 2012, 08:28 »

Secondhand Lions?

"Old man has a change of heart."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #108 on: 03 Nov 2012, 08:33 »

Steve, it was A Clockwork Orange, yes.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #109 on: 03 Nov 2012, 08:35 »

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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #110 on: 03 Nov 2012, 08:40 »

Secondhand Lions?

This one has a good taste in movies, yes.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #111 on: 03 Nov 2012, 08:42 »

"Two mother figures wage a war of survival"
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #112 on: 03 Nov 2012, 10:56 »

"A group of 10 complete strangers decide to save to world by destroying the organization that initially brought them together."
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« Reply #113 on: 03 Nov 2012, 11:29 »

"In space, a man finds himself more than once and makes an important self-discovery."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #114 on: 03 Nov 2012, 11:35 »

A man resorts to wearing a mask after extensive burn injuries.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #115 on: 03 Nov 2012, 11:53 »

A man resorts to wearing a mask after extensive burn injuries.

V for Vendetta?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #116 on: 03 Nov 2012, 11:56 »

"Two mother figures wage a war of survival"

Aliens?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #117 on: 03 Nov 2012, 11:58 »

A man resorts to wearing a mask after extensive burn injuries.

V for Vendetta?

Verily!
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #118 on: 03 Nov 2012, 12:52 »

Secondhand Lions?

This one has a good taste in movies, yes.

But... that kid was so not punk-ass, it isn't even funny  :psyduck:
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #119 on: 03 Nov 2012, 12:53 »

"In space, a man finds himself more than once and makes an important self-discovery."

2001: A Space Odyssey?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #120 on: 03 Nov 2012, 13:04 »

I was veering toward Silent Running for that one.

"Two estranged friends work out their ego issues with each other by messing about with victim of abuse"
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« Reply #121 on: 03 Nov 2012, 13:09 »

"In space, a man finds himself more than once and makes an important self-discovery."

Moon
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« Reply #122 on: 03 Nov 2012, 13:24 »

Moon it is!
(click to show/hide)

"The movie where two undead chicks fight over their man."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #123 on: 03 Nov 2012, 13:26 »

"Two mother figures wage a war of survival"

Aliens?

Got it!
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« Reply #124 on: 03 Nov 2012, 13:40 »

Moon it is!
(click to show/hide)

"The movie where two undead chicks fight over their man."

Death Becomes Her.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #125 on: 03 Nov 2012, 14:26 »

"4 Jamaicans are cold"
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« Reply #126 on: 03 Nov 2012, 14:31 »

Cool Runnings.
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« Reply #127 on: 03 Nov 2012, 14:53 »

A small girl causes devastating floods in a large city which indirectly leads to the eviction of an entire community and the death of her father.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #128 on: 03 Nov 2012, 15:17 »

Cool Runnings.

Yup. I like that movie more than I probably should.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #129 on: 03 Nov 2012, 15:52 »

"In space, a man finds himself more than once and makes an important self-discovery."

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« Reply #130 on: 03 Nov 2012, 15:57 »

I kinda wanna watch it again now.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #131 on: 03 Nov 2012, 16:39 »

Cool Runnings.

Yup. I like that movie more than I probably should.

Jamaica, she has a bobsled team.

Also, see any similarities? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUyK_J_W4BI
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #132 on: 03 Nov 2012, 17:25 »

"Dozens of people get killed because an ice-cream man makes a mistake!"
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #133 on: 03 Nov 2012, 17:39 »

A small girl causes devastating floods in a large city which indirectly leads to the eviction of an entire community and the death of her father.

Isn't that Ponyo?

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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #134 on: 03 Nov 2012, 18:05 »

"Dozens of people get killed because an ice-cream man makes a mistake!"

...Nice Dreams?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #135 on: 03 Nov 2012, 18:08 »

Wrong, sorry.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #136 on: 03 Nov 2012, 18:17 »

A young boy with premature hair loss is bullied relentlessly, even by his pet.
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« Reply #137 on: 03 Nov 2012, 18:33 »

Yes, Death Becomes Her.

A small girl causes devastating floods in a large city which indirectly leads to the eviction of an entire community and the death of her father.

Isn't that Ponyo?

Ponyo's father doesn't die...

"Some angry guy somehow manages to save the day."
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« Reply #138 on: 03 Nov 2012, 19:01 »

A young boy with premature hair loss is bullied relentlessly, even by his pet.

Charlie Brown?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #139 on: 03 Nov 2012, 19:03 »

Judges?

"Needs to be more specific."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #140 on: 03 Nov 2012, 19:04 »

Oh god. All of the Charlie Brown movies?

Or one specifically, You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown?
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« Reply #141 on: 03 Nov 2012, 19:08 »

"A tragic tale where boy and girl spend all of their free time together imagining a magical world where they are king and queen."


I'd say Bridge to Terabithia, but that's not exactly misleading as a description.

Aw fuck, I read that book once and I cried so hard that I haven't read it since
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #142 on: 03 Nov 2012, 19:13 »

Oh god. All of the Charlie Brown movies?

Or one specifically, You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown?

One, and You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown is NOT a movie, it's a musical.
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« Reply #143 on: 03 Nov 2012, 19:23 »

Isn't he abused in all of them?

And musicals can be movies too :psyduck:
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« Reply #144 on: 03 Nov 2012, 19:57 »

Can be, but that one isn't. 
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #145 on: 05 Nov 2012, 15:02 »

"Dozens of people get killed because an ice-cream man makes a mistake!"
No fans of 70's action-thrillers around?
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« Reply #146 on: 05 Nov 2012, 15:04 »

"Dozens of people get killed because an ice-cream man makes a mistake!"
No fans of 70's action-thrillers around?

Isn't that Death Wish?

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« Reply #147 on: 05 Nov 2012, 15:08 »

No.

A little girl is the first to die. Noone dies from the ice cream directly, by the way.
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« Reply #148 on: 05 Nov 2012, 15:23 »

"A man sets out to reenact a historical event, but with a different finale."
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« Reply #149 on: 05 Nov 2012, 16:13 »

"Dozens of people get killed because an ice-cream man makes a mistake!"

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