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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #150 on: 05 Nov 2012, 16:39 »

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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #151 on: 05 Nov 2012, 20:08 »

An impoverished man takes advantage of an elderly man's alcoholism.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #152 on: 05 Nov 2012, 20:20 »

"A group of 10 complete strangers decide to save to world by destroying the organization that initially brought them together."
Hunger Games...?

An old man breeds extinct animals and asks scientists to come check them out.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #153 on: 05 Nov 2012, 20:35 »

"A group of 10 complete strangers decide to save to world by destroying the organization that initially brought them together."
Hunger Games...?

An old man breeds extinct animals and asks scientists to come check them out.

"Jurassic Park is fright'ning in the dark/The dinosaurs are run-ning WIIIIILLLLD..."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #154 on: 05 Nov 2012, 20:47 »

"A group of 10 complete strangers decide to save to world by destroying the organization that initially brought them together."
Hunger Games...?

An old man breeds extinct animals and asks scientists to come check them out.

"Jurassic Park is fright'ning in the dark/The dinosaurs are run-ning WIIIIILLLLD..."
You have no idea how many brownie points you just won with me for that post alone. XD :mrgreen:

(I mean that your guess is not only correct, but you sneaked in a Weird Al reference too. <3333 Jurassic Park is my first language. I doubt my family would disagree.)


A terrifying creature inadvertently kidnaps a child.

(I hope that's not too obvious. ... It probably is.)
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #155 on: 05 Nov 2012, 20:59 »

ET? Or Monsters, Inc?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #156 on: 05 Nov 2012, 21:07 »

Mac and Me?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #157 on: 05 Nov 2012, 21:29 »

Monsters, Inc. is correct. :)

Not a movie:
Three unwanted children get locked in a tower. What happens when they escape?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #158 on: 06 Nov 2012, 00:47 »

I think I spotted V for Vendetta somewhere in there.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #159 on: 06 Nov 2012, 01:09 »

I think I spotted V for Vendetta somewhere in there.
A terrifying creature inadvertently kidnaps a child.

Not this one, is it? It could be argued that way.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #160 on: 06 Nov 2012, 01:09 »

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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #161 on: 06 Nov 2012, 01:22 »

A man takes his friends to the bar before shooting most of them up.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #162 on: 06 Nov 2012, 02:33 »

I was actually meaning:

"A man sets out to reenact a historical event, but with a different finale."

but Zing's works too!
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #163 on: 06 Nov 2012, 03:08 »

Bingo!
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #164 on: 06 Nov 2012, 07:59 »

A man takes his friends to the bar before shooting most of them up.

Shaun of The Dead?

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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #165 on: 06 Nov 2012, 08:36 »

Yep.

Still no guesses on the other one, though...
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #166 on: 06 Nov 2012, 08:44 »

An impoverished man takes advantage of an elderly man's alcoholism.

The Fisher King?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #167 on: 06 Nov 2012, 09:30 »

Nope, older.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #168 on: 06 Nov 2012, 10:21 »

Thee Fyscher Kynge?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #169 on: 07 Nov 2012, 08:45 »

I hope it's not "Der Brandner Kaspar und das ewig' Leben".
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It is the story of the poor locksmith Brandner Kaspar, who is visited by the Boandlkramer (the Bavarian death)in order to be taken to heaven. But since Kaspar doesn't want to die, he makes his guest drunk and cheats at a card game. He gains 18 more years on earth.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #170 on: 07 Nov 2012, 14:36 »

"A rehashed story that doesn't smell as terrible as you might expect."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #171 on: 07 Nov 2012, 21:13 »

It was City Lights.

...I was raised on Chaplin.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #172 on: 08 Nov 2012, 02:12 »

"A waitress becomes pregnant from a younger man."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #173 on: 08 Nov 2012, 04:28 »

Three unwanted children get locked in a tower. What happens when they escape?
Flowers In The Attic?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #174 on: 08 Nov 2012, 04:40 »

"A waitress becomes pregnant from a younger man."

Terminator?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #175 on: 08 Nov 2012, 04:43 »

Yes.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #176 on: 08 Nov 2012, 13:23 »

"A woman with identity issues finds herself caught up in a plot to preserve the sanctity of an unconscious perception"
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #177 on: 08 Nov 2012, 23:29 »

I don't even know what that means...
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #178 on: 08 Nov 2012, 23:37 »

"A woman with identity issues finds herself caught up in a plot to preserve the sanctity of an unconscious perception"

...Twilight.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #179 on: 09 Nov 2012, 05:29 »

... if only. I actually found the Twilight book amusing in a way, but the movie tore what little interest I had in the series to shreds >.<
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #180 on: 09 Nov 2012, 11:50 »

"A woman with identity issues finds herself caught up in a plot to preserve the sanctity of an unconscious perception"

Nurse Betty?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #181 on: 09 Nov 2012, 12:07 »

Nope

I guess "an unconscious perception" is a little cryptic. Let's just change that to "private dreams"
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #182 on: 09 Nov 2012, 12:53 »

Is it perhaps Inception?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #183 on: 09 Nov 2012, 15:59 »

... No, but now I'm picturing Leonardo DiCaprio in drag...
That is close though XD
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #184 on: 09 Nov 2012, 17:48 »

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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #185 on: 10 Nov 2012, 06:07 »

"A woman with identity issues finds herself caught up in a plot to preserve the sanctity of an unconscious perception"
This sounds like a David Lynch movie.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #186 on: 10 Nov 2012, 07:28 »

The Deer Hunter?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #187 on: 10 Nov 2012, 08:04 »

A group of people representing the seven deadly sins are imprisoned, with a character representing the devil indirectly preventing their escape.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #188 on: 10 Nov 2012, 08:05 »

Gilligan's Island?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #189 on: 10 Nov 2012, 10:06 »

@Jeans:

But cleverness doesn't help against sudden inspiration. :-)

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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #190 on: 10 Nov 2012, 10:14 »

A group of people representing the seven deadly sins are imprisoned, with a character representing the devil indirectly preventing their escape.

Snow White.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #191 on: 10 Nov 2012, 10:15 »

""The Friend of All Children" defends his island home from flying pests"
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #192 on: 10 Nov 2012, 10:29 »

Gamera. And I'm going to go out on a limb here and say its Gamera: Guardian of the Universe.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #193 on: 10 Nov 2012, 10:35 »

Bingo on both counts!

Speaking of, it's about time for me to rewatch the trilogy.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #194 on: 10 Nov 2012, 10:42 »

"Chasing the dragon leads to a hunt for a murderer."
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #195 on: 10 Nov 2012, 14:18 »

A man finds out he doesn't need the bus, and he can walk to where he needs to go.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #196 on: 10 Nov 2012, 16:28 »

Forest Gump?
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #197 on: 10 Nov 2012, 16:55 »

Yeah.

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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #198 on: 10 Nov 2012, 19:46 »

Gilligan's Island?

That was quick.
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Re: Completely accurate, but totally misleading...
« Reply #199 on: 10 Nov 2012, 20:05 »

A young girl rebels against the new mother in her life.

Coraline? Except that's pretty much how it goes...
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