Topic: QC Captions Vol. 112 (Read 5302 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 28 Apr 2013, 13:39 »

New week! Awesome! FIRST IMAGE:

Enjoy!

Masterpiece · « **Reply #1 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 13:53 »

Gordon: I WANT TO TASTE YOUR FLUIDS
Hanners: See, I knew you were a hallucination!

cesium133 · « **Reply #2 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 13:56 »

Gordon: I WANT TO TASTE YOUR FLUIDS
Hanners: According to Dale, you're supposed to bring me a pizza first.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #3 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 14:28 »

Hanners: "Station sent you to check my biometrics? What's the password?"
Gordon: "Rosebud."

mtmerrick · « **Reply #4 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 16:05 »

Hanners:

G: "command acknowledged. executing"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #5 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 16:37 »

Gordon: "Why?"
Hannelore: "I'm just not at a place in my life where I can do that. It's not you, it's me."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #6 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 16:57 »

GORDON: I'm here to taste your--
HANNERS: --yes fluids. The joke is well run by now can we just move along already?
GORDON: --well espresso technically IS a fluid, but I assure you my caffeine addiction is no joke young lady.
HANNERS: In that case, one espresso supreme pulled long coming up that'll be $7.95.

DSL · « **Reply #7 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 17:18 »

HANNELORE: "I don't mind you just coming in to use the Restroom of Doom, but the tables are for customers only. You can't just pee to park here."
GARY or GORDON or whatever Jeph's calling him: "But I'm your friendly neighborhood spider, man!"

DrBear · « **Reply #8 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 17:28 »

G-R-(--): Banana smoothie, please. I've heard it's really good.
HANNERS: I'm sorry, the hammer's at the repair shop.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #9 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 20:55 »

Hanners: GET RID OF...
Gordon: I'm not your hero?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 21:45 »

Gordon: "Where is my pet fly?"
Hannelore: "The fly was really old. We've sent him to a farm where he can run free."

Sidhekin · « **Reply #11 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 22:05 »

Hanners: I thought you were supposed to be a nine-foot pterodactyl.
Gary: I am. What are you seeing?

Kugai · « **Reply #12 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 22:53 »

Gary: "Rainbow Lovechild."

Hanners: "I'm sorry, but you have the wrong android."

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #13 on:** 28 Apr 2013, 23:10 »

Hanners: Once my reality snaps back into place, I'm going to rend you to constituent atoms if you're still here
Gordon: ...Help

ChaoSera · « **Reply #14 on:** 29 Apr 2013, 02:11 »

Gordon: "... Hello!"
Hanners: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

techkid · « **Reply #15 on:** 29 Apr 2013, 04:13 »

Gordon: "Hi, can I get a-"
Hannelore: Sssh! I'm watching the shop!

Border Reiver · « **Reply #16 on:** 29 Apr 2013, 05:09 »

Hanners: "For the last time, I'm not playing Gwen."

Gary: "But Norman's waiting for us at the bridge."

Zebediah · « **Reply #17 on:** 29 Apr 2013, 07:28 »

Quote from: Sidhekin on 28 Apr 2013, 22:05

Hanners: I thought you were supposed to be a nine-foot pterodactyl.
Gary: I am. What are you seeing?

Victory.

Boiled Dove · « **Reply #18 on:** 29 Apr 2013, 07:55 »

Quote from: techkid on 29 Apr 2013, 04:13

Gordon: "Hi, can I get a-"
Hannelore: Sssh! I'm watching the shop!

Nice

mtmerrick · « **Reply #19 on:** 29 Apr 2013, 09:47 »

G: wait, where are we?

Hanners : I dunno... Everything went all melty for a second.... And.... Here we are.

DSL · « **Reply #20 on:** 29 Apr 2013, 12:08 »

H: "I'm not supposed to talk to my hallucinations."
G: "That's rude. As you can see, I talk to mine."

Loki · « **Reply #21 on:** 29 Apr 2013, 12:45 »

Ah, mawwiage. That dream within a dream...

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #22 on:** 30 Apr 2013, 00:54 »

Gordon: I heard that since Faye's sculpture got bought there's an opening for a single-shot espresso maker here at the shop?
Hanners: ok, we'll have to get you fitted for all the quantum entanglement parts Raven came up with, can you make an appointment last Tuesday?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #23 on:** 30 Apr 2013, 08:18 »

Well done.

DSL · « **Reply #24 on:** 30 Apr 2013, 10:28 »

Quote from: ChaoSera on 29 Apr 2013, 02:11

Gordon: "... Hello!"
Hanners: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"

HANNELORE: "FRIENNNNNNNNNDS?"
GORDON: (backs up slowly)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 30 Apr 2013, 11:27 »

Another great one.

techkid · « **Reply #26 on:** 01 May 2013, 03:14 »

Quote from: DSL on 30 Apr 2013, 10:28

HANNELORE: "FRIENNNNNNNNNDS?"
GORDON: (backs up slowly)

That comic still makes me cringe in fear...

Nice one, DSL

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #27 on:** 01 May 2013, 04:00 »

Hanners: *WOOKIE SOUNDS*
Gordon: "But I let you win!!!"

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