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Spathe Ham, Fish Heads, Unshelled Walnut Muffins, A Kick In The Shins - FREE HOLOPONIES!

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It seems strangely familiar.

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Tannelore is the nervous daughter of the PRESIDENT!

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ANY romantic interest in that DWEEB Marven!

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Slice-of-life comic about a guy and his pet... TARANTULA???

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Those people take this comic WAAAAAY too seriously!

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She didn't send ME a link!

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Hannelore? Where'd she go?

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I dunno. I was just showing her this webcomic's discussion boards.

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Looks like Hannelore just signed on to the forum!

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How does she already have 1,000 posts?

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KLONK! OW!

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...must ...read ALL the posts.

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I worry about you.

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Leaky Pony Discussion Forum!

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$1.98 Drill Press!

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Clumsette!

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How far can I ship them?

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Kugai]

Cute.

[Near Lurker]

Cue the masturbation jokes.

I'm just going to mention the year 1976 for reasons that may or may not be relevant to the quoted post.

[Is it cold in here?]

I'd give it two thumbs up but I can't think of the rest of the joke right now.  Post-election party too-much-port all-day hangover-demon.

We all have that kind of tendoncy.

[CrowFairy]

You. Pun Jar. Pay up. Now.





(I admit it: I LOLed at your pun. But I never get to tell people to pay the Pun Jar. )

[DrBear]

For some reason, I'm reminded of Alex Hawkins, the old Baltimore Colts receiver who didn't last long in TV. Reason: during one game he mentioned a player who was on the field with a broken hand and added: "I once played with two broken hands, and when you have two broken hands and have to go to the bathroom, that's when you find out who your friends are."

[techkid]

For some reason, I'm reminded of Alex Hawkins, the old Baltimore Colts receiver who didn't last long in TV. Reason: during one game he mentioned a player who was on the field with a broken hand and added: "I once played with two broken hands, and when you have two broken hands and have to go to the bathroom, that's when you find out who your friends are."

Bad taste (particularly for TV broadcasting)? Probably. Hilariously true? Definitely.

[Border Reiver]

Still chuckling over "Handelore". 

Thanks, I needed that.

[Drake]

Hannelore, Tannelore, Handelore...
Mandalore?

[sitnspin]

Somehow he made Hannelore even more adorable.  Well played, sir, well played.



Glad the surgery went well, we love you too, Jeph.

[DSL]

Hannelore, Tannelore, Handelore...
Mandalore?

The Tyvek suit got an upgrade, is what you're sayin'?

I like it.

[idontunderstand]

Mangalore.

[DSL]

Bangalore.

[Method of Madness]

Bangarang

[ChaosWolf]

Bangarang

That comic is wrong - "Bangarang, motherfucker." is an awesome one-liner.

[ink slinger]

Warning, side effects of this powerful painkiller may include: drowsiness, dizziness, dry mouth, upset stomach, and puns.

[Method of Madness]

Bangarang

That comic is wrong - "Bangarang, motherfucker." is an awesome one-liner.

It doesn't say otherwise! It's sorted by probability, not quality, of those becoming one-liners, it says nothing of the quality of any of them. They're all pretty awesome, although my favorite is the EULA one.

[Is it cold in here?]

I'm bad. Instead of sticking up for Momo's basic dignity, now I'm wondering what really happens when you push her nose.

[Method of Madness]

She sneezes.

[sitnspin]

"Bangarang, motherfucker"  seems pretty likely. Isn't one of the most famous one-liners "Hippy kai aye, mother fucker"? I've never seen the movie, but I've heard it mentioned enough.

[Method of Madness]

Watch Die Hard.

[Sorflakne]

That is so something Emily would do.

[Vurogj]

Nah, I figure she's more of a Beverly Hills Cop kind of person.

You were probably been referring to the comic, not the previous post...

[Carl-E]

Disco Momo. 

What'a Tai playing, "Dancin' Queen"? 

[jwhouk]

No, probably my fave from that time period:

[techkid]

To make it real psychotropic, have Faye rig up a small machine to press Momo's belly button every 5 seconds...

[DSL]

What, no 'Zap like you mean it' from Momo? She's slipping.

Although Emily in Panel 3 is priceless.

[Border Reiver]

Watch Die Hard.

Wait til December - it is a Christmas movie after all.

Just like The Ref.

[ink slinger]

Watch Die Hard.

Wait til December - it is a Christmas movie after all.

YES.

I'm bad. Instead of sticking up for Momo's basic dignity, now I'm wondering what really happens when you push her nose.

What do you mean "really?" Guest comics are canon. Pressing Momo's nose allows for Disco Parties. And Marten cut off his face so that Pintsize could try to pick up women at a bar.

[DSL]

I'm bad. Instead of sticking up for Momo's basic dignity, now I'm wondering what really happens when you push her nose.

What do you mean "really?" Guest comics are canon. Pressing Momo's nose allows for Disco Parties. And Marten cut off his face so that Pintsize could try to pick up women at a bar.

So that means Pizza Girl is Hanners, dead, and soon to be married to Marten.

[Carl-E]

OK. 

[Mr_Rose]

Nono, the one that died was the first Pizza Girl, Sara. Hannelore is Pizza Girl II, formerly the first PG's Calzone Lass, which is why she was looking to recruit Faye as her replacement; to continue the fight for truth, justice, and cheesy goodness.
The one that marries marten is Pizza Girl I, resurrected by the Pizza Force after Garlic Bread Kitty sacrificed himself to save PG II from Chinese Delivery Man's anti-cheese ray and Hannelore gave up her powers in grief, having never found a replacement Calzone Lass that lasted more than one mission.

… I can probably keep this up for a while so I'm gonna just stop there, before I get in too deep…

[DSL]

Nono, the one that died was the first Pizza Girl, Sara. Hannelore is Pizza Girl II, formerly the first PG's Calzone Lass, which is why she was looking to recruit Faye as her replacement; to continue the fight for truth, justice, and cheesy goodness.
The one that marries marten is Pizza Girl I, resurrected by the Pizza Force after Garlic Bread Kitty sacrificed himself to save PG II from Chinese Delivery Man's anti-cheese ray and Hannelore gave up her powers in grief, having never found a replacement Calzone Lass that lasted more than one mission.

… I can probably keep this up for a while so I'm gonna just stop there, before I get in too deep…

... or get hired by Marvel or DC.

[ink slinger]

I'm bad. Instead of sticking up for Momo's basic dignity, now I'm wondering what really happens when you push her nose.

What do you mean "really?" Guest comics are canon. Pressing Momo's nose allows for Disco Parties. And Marten cut off his face so that Pintsize could try to pick up women at a bar.

So that means Pizza Girl is Hanners, dead, and soon to be married to Marten.

I'm not sure if you missed my sarcasm or if you're adding to it.

[Shteevie]

DJ Tai in a Parappa hat!

That is all.

[Mr_Rose]

Nono, the one that died was the first Pizza Girl, Sara. Hannelore is Pizza Girl II, formerly the first PG's Calzone Lass, which is why she was looking to recruit Faye as her replacement; to continue the fight for truth, justice, and cheesy goodness.
The one that marries marten is Pizza Girl I, resurrected by the Pizza Force after Garlic Bread Kitty sacrificed himself to save PG II from Chinese Delivery Man's anti-cheese ray and Hannelore gave up her powers in grief, having never found a replacement Calzone Lass that lasted more than one mission.

… I can probably keep this up for a while so I'm gonna just stop there, before I get in too deep…

... or get hired by Marvel or DC.

Well, I do have my Squirrel Girl vs. The Multiple Mimic script for Marvel, just in case they ask…

[cesariojpn]

So wait, how is Tai condoning this when she is both Momo's employer and Emily's supervisor?

[Pilchard123]

Because pot.

[cesariojpn]

Because pot.

Thought she was a semi-recreational drug user?

[jwhouk]

Well, that explains everything:

Jeph's most recent tweets state he's had critically-low levels of Vitamin D.

[Asterus]

I'm not sure if you missed my sarcasm or if you're adding to it.

What do you mean, your not sure if we missed your sarcasm? Sarcasm makes our lives go on. Of course we'd want more if it wasn't present XD

[DSL]

So wait, how is Tai condoning this when she is both Momo's employer and Emily's supervisor?

If it's happening outside the workplace and not during work hours or otherwise work related I would say it's none of Tai's official business. I know some employers attempt to exercise control of their employees' nonwork activities but fuck them is what I say.

EDIT: Of course, since it's established AIs are sentient and we don't see anything that suggests Momo consents to this (quite the opposite, in fact) then I believe you can make the case in just about any state that Emily should be charged with abduction and Tai with aiding and abetting. Although judging by what we've seen of QCNorthampton's constabulary, Teh Rule of Funny supersedes the rule of law when convenient.

[Bluesummers]

Well, that explains everything:

Jeph's most recent tweets state he's had critically-low levels of Vitamin D.

Drink more milk, and go out in the sunshine!

[celticgeek]

This is what happens when you shun our mother star!

[Carl-E]

Worse, vitamin D deficiencies have been linked to depression.  However, it may be that they're both symptoms of lack of sunlight... nd I seem to remember Jeph mentioning SAD a few years ago. 

[jwhouk]

We need to get him more of Wisconsin's major export.



...No, not the Koch Brothers.

MILK!

[Carl-E]

Getting him out during daylight hours might help a little, too. 

[jwhouk]

Too bad that the weather isn't cooperating in his neck of the world at the moment.

[pwhodges]

Oh look, there's a Saturday guest strip.

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

Also Jeph said Thank You in the Crowdsource thread.   Go bask in the glory... it'll improve your skin-tone.

[Carl-E]

WHEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEE!!!!