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Angelus_Primus

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Umm... hi?
« on: 30 Oct 2012, 03:42 »

I have no idea how I ended up here.
 One minute I was browsing through costumes for my pet monkey (I don't have one, but I hope to have one, that's kinda same) and second I was here, registrated and confirmed...
...so... that happens a lot here?
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Re: Umm... hi?
« Reply #1 on: 30 Oct 2012, 03:48 »

If it does, people don't generally say; but you might as well stay anyway, now you're here.

Welcome!
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Re: Umm... hi?
« Reply #2 on: 30 Oct 2012, 04:34 »

Well don't worry, we adopt strays here. (As long as you're house broken)

Welcome to the forums!
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« Reply #3 on: 30 Oct 2012, 17:41 »

Doc, you know good and well that most of the strays here aren't housebroken. 


They will be soon enough, though. 


Angelus, you and your imaginary pet monkey are more than welcome! 


Just be sure to clean up after the monkey, OK? 
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Re: Umm... hi?
« Reply #4 on: 30 Oct 2012, 22:04 »

*Waves hello*
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« Reply #5 on: 31 Oct 2012, 23:08 »

I was ordering my Gnome Army in rank and file formations before I was randomly teleported across time and space to this place called "Minnesnowda," where I had just registered on to this site.

Also, monkeys are awesome in tiny hats.
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« Reply #6 on: 31 Oct 2012, 23:33 »

Yessssssss.... the hatsssssssssssssssss....
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Re: Umm... hi?
« Reply #7 on: 01 Nov 2012, 08:08 »

Well don't worry, we adopt strays here. (As long as you're house broken)

I think it all depends on your definition of "housebroken."

Anyway, welcome to the forums!  And give those bushes a wide berth.
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Re: Umm... hi?
« Reply #8 on: 01 Nov 2012, 08:36 »

The freshman handbook at the University of Michigan in 1955 contained a definition of the University's Arboretum near the main campus: "The place where, if you kick a bush, the bush kicks back."
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« Reply #9 on: 01 Nov 2012, 11:37 »

At least they only kick, not bite.
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« Reply #10 on: 01 Nov 2012, 11:47 »

The same can't be said for the members here. Rabies shots every other week are mandatory on this forum...
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« Reply #11 on: 01 Nov 2012, 14:37 »

What? I thought it was only a tetanus shot.
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« Reply #12 on: 01 Nov 2012, 14:39 »

There's a new variant of tetanus. It locks your fingers instead of your jaw.
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« Reply #13 on: 01 Nov 2012, 16:15 »

What? I thought it was only a tetanus shot.

We have to get one of these too? Well fuck. At least I already got everything else, like those Malaria and Smallpox vaccinations they were handing out last week...
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« Reply #14 on: 01 Nov 2012, 21:24 »

Not to mention influenza and shingles...
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« Reply #15 on: 01 Nov 2012, 21:40 »

Oh, and that Diabetus booster. Can't forget that one...
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« Reply #16 on: 03 Nov 2012, 09:15 »

I got a lycanthropy shot for some reason

I don't even like dogs
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« Reply #17 on: 04 Nov 2012, 10:39 »

I got a lycanthropy shot for some reason

I don't even like dogs

It's for when the full moon coincides with high tide, coinciding with a hurric...OHHH...too late.
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« Reply #18 on: 04 Nov 2012, 18:05 »

No, too soon.  :roll:
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« Reply #19 on: 04 Nov 2012, 20:20 »

Just be cautious of the Lot 6 injections
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« Reply #20 on: 11 Nov 2012, 14:51 »

The same can't be said for the members here. Rabies shots every other week are mandatory on this forum...

Welcome to the new person! People don't actually bite, and if they do then they softly and suddenly vanish away and never are heard from again.

Does your imaginary monkey get along OK with imaginary cats, or should I tell mine to stay out of the forum?
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