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What's your stance?

I like to eat poutine
- 26 (24.1%)
I have tried poutine but do not like it
- 2 (1.9%)
I have not tried poutine but would like to try it
- 32 (29.6%)
I have not tried poutine and think it sounds super gross
- 15 (13.9%)
I have never heard of poutine before
- 33 (30.6%)

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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #150 on: 26 Apr 2010, 07:19 »

Last time I had reindeer, it was served quickly fried after we cut it from the the beast hanging in my shed and served with simple gravy from the pan. Good times, those were, good times. That was such a long time ago now, though, maybe eight years?
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #151 on: 26 Apr 2010, 07:42 »

Actually the last time I ate reindeer was later on that same trip to Finland and it was pretty tasty. I was on a train and there was this guy with a whole cured reindeer leg, just carryin' it around in his hand, cuttin' chunks off with a knife, givin' the chunks to people on the train to eat.

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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #152 on: 26 Apr 2010, 10:26 »

Is there reindeer poutine? Like, is that a thing that exists?
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #153 on: 26 Apr 2010, 10:36 »

No I think we just got distracted by Norwegian cuisine.
Reindeer poutine probably has happened before though. It is a Quebecois dish and there are plenty of caribou in Quebec.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #154 on: 26 Apr 2010, 12:48 »

If it makes brown gravy, it's poutinable.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #155 on: 26 Apr 2010, 13:59 »

Now, That should be popularised.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #156 on: 26 Apr 2010, 20:14 »

poutinable.

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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #158 on: 27 Apr 2010, 10:46 »

I have been eating this for YEARS & didn't know it was Candian or that it had a name. I'm happy to find out both of these things.


I am also super disturbed by the whole white gravy thing, if it was called sauce I feel it wouldn't upset me so much.

As for arguing about regional names for things, I was once being bullied & picked on at work (Not all the time, it was just that sort of atmosphere & it was my turn I gues) I dodged it by using the word "COB" which to me means a small bread roll, hopefully filled with bacon.
This started a massive argument about what it was called & could slip out unnoticed & smoke fags.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #159 on: 27 Apr 2010, 13:36 »

Speaking of fags, my friend said to a guy, after being away in the military, "Can I hit you up for a fag?" and the guy thought he was threatening to beat him up and stayed away from him forever after that. Which was OK because that guy wasn't really a guy you ever really wanted to talk to anyways.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #160 on: 27 Apr 2010, 14:04 »

Kris speaks the truth. And we're not just talking about tenderizing by leaving it out in the shade for a day or so, we're talking actual decay. Take "rakfisk", for instance! Rakfisk is made by putting fish in a sealed barrel at some point in October and leaving it there until Christmas. That is the whole process! You put a fish in a barrel and leave it there for three months! When you take it out it smells so bad that the cutting board you slice it on has to be burned because the stench never, ever goes away.

Or what about lutefisk? Again with the fish, only this time you put it in lye until it takes on the texture and feel of fish jell-o. Then you hose it down with water so you don't die from the lye, and serve it up!

I have a pretty strong stomach but I actually feel kind of ill from this.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #161 on: 30 Apr 2010, 05:02 »

Speaking of fags, my friend said to a guy, after being away in the military, "Can I hit you up for a fag?" and the guy thought he was threatening to beat him up and stayed away from him forever after that.

wow, I used a confusing multi meaning tearm in a post about confusing multi meaning tearms, nice.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #162 on: 04 May 2010, 19:51 »

There is a new poutine place in Toronto called Poutini's. Will let you know how great it is (apparently it is really great).
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #163 on: 05 May 2010, 13:16 »

Wasn't there a video game character that used to yell "poutini!" in a high-pitched voice? I can hear it, but I can't see the character.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #164 on: 05 May 2010, 13:48 »

Jawas in general, dude.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #165 on: 05 May 2010, 22:47 »

Jawas: Closet Canadians
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #166 on: 06 May 2010, 06:22 »

it all makes sense now
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #167 on: 06 May 2010, 11:49 »

*sells u as spare parts*  :evil:
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #168 on: 06 May 2010, 14:40 »

/facepalm

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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #169 on: 08 May 2010, 18:26 »

Late to the party on this, but yeah, Jens and Kris weren't exaggerating at all. Minnesota has a ton of people of Norwegian descent, including one side of my family, yet the only uniquely Norwegian foods that I have ever really even heard of are lefse and lutefisk, with the latter only really persisting as a strange hybrid of practical joke/cultural icon as opposed to something that people actually eat. It's like all the Norwegians moved to Minnesota and just decided to eat whatever the Poles and Irish were having instead.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #170 on: 08 May 2010, 23:57 »

Potatoes are a much more appealing meal than rotten fish.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #171 on: 09 May 2010, 08:00 »

I had pierogies for the first time last weekend and let me just take this opportunity to say FUCK YEAH PIEROGIES
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #172 on: 09 May 2010, 08:14 »

in that case maybe you oughta hit regina after all
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #173 on: 09 May 2010, 10:03 »

Oh man Dovey I'm gonna show you the fuck around this summer.

Straight culinary tour of New York. With some overpriced raw denim boutiques in between meals.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #174 on: 09 May 2010, 12:00 »

Raw denim? Is that some new drug craze.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #175 on: 09 May 2010, 18:06 »

I had pierogies for the first time last weekend and let me just take this opportunity to say FUCK YEAH PIEROGIES

maybe its just because i come from ukranian heritage but i was raised on perogies and based on the amount of room taken up by them in the grocery stores here, this shocks me both on moral and social levels. Did you have them with farmer sausage/sour cream/saur kraut/bacon/any of the above?

edit- i cannot continue my day without extrapolating on this subject, for those new to perogies or who wish to enhance their perogie experience, you can make even store-bought frozen perogies awesome with the following procedures:

1) begin by sauteing onions and garlic in butter, keep the heat low as you will be needing these for a while
2) you should have your perogie water boiling, timed so that when they are floating/done the boiling stage they can be transferred to your pan of onions and garlic to which you
3) add diced bacon/bacon bits to the pan as well, the desired effect is to give the perogies a solid crisp and browned shell
4) if you have saur kraut or keilbasa/farmer/garlic sausage, have some of this cut into bite-sized pieces and cooked up as well to serve with the above.
5) top with sour cream and chives

et voila (it is hard to google perogies with the desired accompaniments)

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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #176 on: 09 May 2010, 21:09 »

I had never even heard of pierogies before I met The Canadian Lady, they (like poutine!) are just not even on the radar here. Which is odd because it's not like we don't have a shitload of Slavs. Although apparently there is a specialty Polish store that sells frozen pierogies here.

I had em with sauerkraut and bacon and potato but I had run out of sour cream! I was bummed. The Lady brought them to me and they were leftover so they had been boiled already, so I quickly fried them until they were slightly crispy and golden brown amd ohhhh maaannnn I want some right now.
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« Reply #177 on: 25 May 2010, 12:28 »

buuuuuuuuump

I had poutine over the weekend.
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« Reply #178 on: 27 May 2010, 22:16 »

A deep fryer
real cheese curds
homemade gravy

guess who has two thumbs and all of these.

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« Reply #179 on: 28 May 2010, 03:43 »

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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #180 on: 09 Nov 2012, 07:52 »

See? See?

Poutine haters are in the minority, and therefore incorrect.
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #181 on: 09 Nov 2012, 07:56 »

Food elitist.
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« Reply #182 on: 09 Nov 2012, 08:07 »

I will not be swayed by the cynical and craven actions of an elitist poutine voting block in the furtherance of their terrible agenda.
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« Reply #183 on: 09 Nov 2012, 08:10 »

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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #184 on: 09 Nov 2012, 08:18 »

how the fuck is that guy still walking
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #185 on: 09 Nov 2012, 08:27 »

I'm seriously debating requesting cheese curds for Christmas from my in-laws back in Wisconsin so I can make poutine when I get home. I'd have to say poutine is definitely in the top three things I miss about Canada.
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« Reply #186 on: 09 Nov 2012, 08:29 »

how the fuck is that guy still walking

I think it was an advert for something. Possibly along the lines of "don't get drunk/do drugs/fall down stairs".
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #187 on: 09 Nov 2012, 10:26 »

I used to be able to do stuff like that.  Not to that extent, but there's an art to doing  good pratfall down a flight of stairs. 

I am nowhere near flexible enough to do it anymore.  Not to mention the bruising...
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« Reply #188 on: 09 Nov 2012, 14:38 »

Just had "poor man's poutine" - crinkle cut fries and Wisconsin cheese curds from Culver's, mixed together sans gravy.
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« Reply #189 on: 09 Nov 2012, 18:50 »

Easier to eat while driving anyway...
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Re: Poutine!
« Reply #190 on: 09 Nov 2012, 19:36 »

A pokemonesque starch evolution, courtesy of Loldwell:




My wife has insisted I try poutine, but she wants me to get the "most authentic kind", meaning we'd have to drive up to where the rest of her family lives, in New Brunswick.
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« Reply #191 on: 09 Nov 2012, 21:37 »

how the fuck is that guy still walking

He's a stuntman, you can see based on the way he falls that he is rolling using his shoulders a lot.
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« Reply #192 on: 09 Nov 2012, 23:18 »

When I used to do somersaults, I did them on grass...
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