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Re: I wonder
« Reply #50 on: 05 Nov 2012, 08:17 »
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #51 on: 05 Nov 2012, 08:26 »
Oh yes.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #52 on: 05 Nov 2012, 08:56 »
Speaking of TMI, I'm all worked up now.

I'll be in my bunk.

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Re: I wonder
« Reply #53 on: 05 Nov 2012, 08:59 »
... Well, I have a jujitsui training this evening and I'm just going to say ... you're all invited.

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Re: I wonder
« Reply #54 on: 05 Nov 2012, 09:02 »
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #55 on: 05 Nov 2012, 09:08 »
Lord, I wish. Loads of old guys with black belts. (Myself included.)

Nah. Sex never enters the mind under these conditions. One might be locked between a girls lgs with your head and still be focused on the training instead of oral. And that is as it should be.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #56 on: 05 Nov 2012, 09:23 »
I suspected as much.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #57 on: 05 Nov 2012, 11:03 »
That literally happened to me last saturday. Someone had to point out to me that this might be awkward ... never noticed.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #58 on: 05 Nov 2012, 11:55 »
I guess my question is, did she point it out?
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #59 on: 06 Nov 2012, 04:55 »
I am definitely the dude who would be like "Hurrrr vaginaz"
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #60 on: 06 Nov 2012, 05:30 »
Um yeah I would do the same. I stare at pretty ladies more than my boyfriend does...
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #61 on: 06 Nov 2012, 05:46 »
Do you ever go on dates with him where you're pointing out pretty girls to him?

Those are fun dates.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #62 on: 06 Nov 2012, 06:23 »
Quote from: Redball on 05 Nov 2012, 11:55
I guess my question is, did she point it out?
Nope. Though, when pointed out, there was a moment of 'huh, funny', before we went on with the business at hand, triangle chokes with the legs.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #63 on: 06 Nov 2012, 06:27 »
Zing: all the time. We went to a halloween party this past weekend and it was all skinny little college girls with nice butts. One had a corset.

Want to touch the heiney...
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #64 on: 06 Nov 2012, 14:20 »
I punched a girl in the boob once. It didn't jiggle.  :cry:
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #65 on: 06 Nov 2012, 15:00 »
How... Were they like rock hard or something? Or was she wearing a bra of steel? Does not compute. :psyduck:
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #66 on: 06 Nov 2012, 17:01 »
Quote from: nekowafer on 06 Nov 2012, 06:27
We went to a halloween party this past weekend and it was all skinny little college girls with nice butts. One had a corset.

Do you have any inkling just how much I love playing shows at frat houses? I need to pester the guy who arranged the last one.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #67 on: 06 Nov 2012, 17:28 »
I had plenty of time to ogle pretty ladies because I was bored out of my mind. I was the oldest and fattest and ugliest... and tallest, in my witch hat and platform boots.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #68 on: 06 Nov 2012, 18:17 »
It's okay, let me stand next to you. I'm always the tallest.

(I just remembered that I had a dream last night where there was this seven foot tall dude and I was like, "Can I hug you?" and he hugged me and PICKED ME UP and it was basically the best thing ever.)
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #69 on: 06 Nov 2012, 18:26 »
I'm only marginally tall for a girl (5'7") but I still end up towering over way too many people.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #70 on: 06 Nov 2012, 18:33 »
I'm 6'4" and I like my heels.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #71 on: 06 Nov 2012, 19:00 »
Unizillacorn?

I wear heels sometimes. Mostly for the lols. Though I did get asked at the Ren Fair, "Are you really that tall or are you wearing those giant shoes?" I lifted up my giant skirt to show my 1" heeled boots and the response I got was, "....Oh. Ok." Hooray for being 5'11!
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #72 on: 06 Nov 2012, 21:47 »
Quote from: Zingoleb on 06 Nov 2012, 18:17
(I just remembered that I had a dream last night where there was this seven foot tall dude and I was like, "Can I hug you?" and he hugged me and PICKED ME UP and it was basically the best thing ever.)

I feel awkward whenever there's someone taller than me nearby...I've just gotten used to being half a head above everyone else.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #73 on: 06 Nov 2012, 22:39 »
I feel tiny.

It makes me feel a little less dysphoric, so it's entirely welcomed. <3
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #74 on: 07 Nov 2012, 01:49 »
I am about 5'3, and my boyfriend is at least a foot taller - I think more like a foot and a half. It is ridiculous. I don't usually feel short (this year I am only the fourth smallest in the choir!) but I do next to him.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #75 on: 07 Nov 2012, 02:10 »
Quote from: Linds on 06 Nov 2012, 15:00
How... Were they like rock hard or something? Or was she wearing a bra of steel? Does not compute. :psyduck:

Sports bra, small breasts, I guess! I couldn't resist going "OH SORRY" like some 15-year old dweeb though. Ack ack ack. She'd just give me a hard look and punch me in the gut.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #76 on: 07 Nov 2012, 10:43 »
I think that, by the time they're sparring, a woman would be used to the idea of gettin punched damn near anywhere.   The apology was funny, though. 
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #77 on: 07 Nov 2012, 10:55 »
Quote from: Barmymoo on 07 Nov 2012, 01:49
I am about 5'3, and my boyfriend is at least a foot taller - I think more like a foot and a half. It is ridiculous. I don't usually feel short (this year I am only the fourth smallest in the choir!) but I do next to him.
You're conscious enough of that height difference I wonder if your estimate's accurate. Maybe you should place him in a doorway, stand on a chair and measure his height.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #78 on: 07 Nov 2012, 11:03 »
Or, y'know, ask him. 
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #79 on: 07 Nov 2012, 11:52 »
No no. Come up with a crazy sitcom scheme to measure him while he isn't looking.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #80 on: 07 Nov 2012, 11:54 »
Then film and post it.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #81 on: 07 Nov 2012, 23:50 »
I second that motion.
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #82 on: 08 Nov 2012, 09:02 »
By a clever experiment involving suspending variously-weighted vegetables from the ceiling on pieces of elastic, trip wires, displacement of soup in a large vat and diffraction of light from an oversized crystal, I have determined that he is actually only a foot taller than me.

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Quote from: schimmy on 12 Oct 2011, 04:15
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #83 on: 08 Nov 2012, 09:04 »
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Re: I wonder
« Reply #84 on: 08 Nov 2012, 15:10 »
Quote from: Barmymoo on 08 Nov 2012, 09:02
By a clever experiment involving suspending variously-weighted vegetables from the ceiling on pieces of elastic, trip wires, displacement of soup in a large vat and diffraction of light from an oversized crystal, I have determined that he is actually only a foot taller than me.

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