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QC Captions Vol. 89
« on: 18 Nov 2012, 12:29 »
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL



WOOT
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #1 on: 18 Nov 2012, 13:08 »
FAYE: "Who'sh on m'left? You, asspants? OK ... Em'ly alwaysh thinksh of great gamesh ..."
EMILY: "Like 'Pin the tail on the ...'"
CLAIRE: "GO AWAY!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #2 on: 18 Nov 2012, 13:38 »
Faye:  "What the ...!?!"

Emily:  "Claire, it's time for you to show your loyalty to The Lord Muskrat and kiss his most scaly black tail."

Claire:  "You're not catching me with that one again."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #3 on: 18 Nov 2012, 20:22 »
FAYE: "Whoa. I should have you do my hair ... "
EMILY: "C'mon. It's for Locks of Love!"
CLAIRE: "I promised mine to my stylist for her installation art piece!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #4 on: 18 Nov 2012, 20:47 »
O_O

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1983

I think you've just spotted an amazing twist: The hair-stylist is Claire and Clinton's mother.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #5 on: 18 Nov 2012, 20:50 »
...or perhaps father?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #6 on: 18 Nov 2012, 21:36 »
Quote from: WAYF on 18 Nov 2012, 20:47
O_O

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1983

I think you've just spotted an amazing twist: The hair-stylist is Claire and Clinton's mother.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #7 on: 18 Nov 2012, 23:18 »
Quote from: WAYF on 18 Nov 2012, 20:47
[ ... ]
I think you've just spotted an amazing twist: The hair-stylist is Claire and Clinton's father.
FTFY (hey, anything's possible in QC, it seems)


Faye: "I can't believe it's not head hair!"
Emily: "This used to be in my p-"
Claire: "DON'T YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #8 on: 19 Nov 2012, 00:51 »
"...ear canal. 


What?" 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #9 on: 19 Nov 2012, 07:57 »
EMILY:   Crazy-hair lady up in town pays good money for this.  How do you think I paid for all the beer?
FAYE:   GAAH
Claire:  I know all too well.  *shudder*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #10 on: 19 Nov 2012, 20:00 »
Quote from: Soulsynger on 18 Nov 2012, 23:18
Faye: "I can't believe it's not head hair!"
Emily: "This used to be in my p-"
Claire: "DON'T YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"

Emily: ...ericardium!
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« Reply #11 on: 19 Nov 2012, 20:45 »
Faye: "Emily, this pie is great! What did you put into it?"
Emily: "Well, there's some apples, and some cinnamon......and my hair."
Claire: "She made it right in fuckin' front of you!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #12 on: 19 Nov 2012, 21:23 »
I think Hannelore is closer to Meg-level insanity. Or is it the other way around?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #13 on: 20 Nov 2012, 04:18 »
Quote from: WAYF on 18 Nov 2012, 20:47
O_O

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1983

I think you've just spotted an amazing twist: The hair-stylist is Claire and Clinton's mother.

I can't tell if it's because I generally love creepy art installations or if it's just that the heat in my apartment is wonky right now and my feet are very cold, but I would totally snuggle up in that.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #14 on: 20 Nov 2012, 10:01 »
FAYE:  What the---
EMILY:  As promised the harvest begins.   Your mother still pay in gold coin?
CLAIRE:   Lemme text her...
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« Reply #15 on: 20 Nov 2012, 13:27 »
Quote from: jwhouk on 18 Nov 2012, 20:50
...or perhaps father?

And they will rule the galaxy at his side.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #16 on: 21 Nov 2012, 05:15 »
These things happen
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #17 on: 21 Nov 2012, 06:22 »
Quote from: Border Reiver on 21 Nov 2012, 05:15
These things happen

Not if the father has conflict. And the son is missing a hand... OH SNAP, guys! Both is actually the case!
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« Reply #18 on: 21 Nov 2012, 06:25 »
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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« Reply #19 on: 21 Nov 2012, 06:36 »
Emily's hair: "Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete"
Faye: "It's a trap!"
Emily: "I love you."
Claire: "I know." (alternatively "I know!")

... we need another picture to restore sense to this thread.


edit: I'm glad that THIS particular post perfectly popped papa's pubble.  :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #20 on: 21 Nov 2012, 07:17 »
I agree (but also lolling). NEW IMAGE:



Some boylove will bring balance to the Force.




oh god help me
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« Reply #21 on: 21 Nov 2012, 07:26 »
STEVE: "No. I am your father."
MARTEN: "Like hell."
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« Reply #22 on: 21 Nov 2012, 07:35 »
STEVE: "The eyes, man! They follow you around the room! No matter where you go!"
MARTEN: "Dude it is just a picture."
EMILY (from other side of hole in wall): "No it isn't!"
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« Reply #23 on: 21 Nov 2012, 07:44 »
Steve:  "But, we've gotta watch it!  It's like the best movie ever!"

Marten:  "Dude!  No one's up for The Crying Game now!  We're doing Star Wars."
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« Reply #24 on: 21 Nov 2012, 07:47 »
Steve: "I hate you man, I hate you!"
Marten: "I love you man, I love you."


Quote from: iduguphergrave on 21 Nov 2012, 07:17
[ ... ]
Some boylove will bring balance to the Force.
[ ... ]
I lol'd.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #25 on: 21 Nov 2012, 08:46 »
STEVE:  "I can't believe Mr. Food is dead!  He was my favorite TV chef!"
MARTIN:  "Why do you even care?  You eat nothing but box-tacos and stove-top stuffing."
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« Reply #26 on: 21 Nov 2012, 08:59 »
Vintage RPG "spoiler" ahoy! (okay everyone and their grandma knows this but I'm feeling super cautious)

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« Reply #27 on: 21 Nov 2012, 10:21 »
Steve: "Can't get enough of that daffodil smell!"
Marten: "For the last time, you can't borrow my deodorant."
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« Reply #28 on: 21 Nov 2012, 11:42 »
STEVE: "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse ... "
MARTEN: "... ME!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #29 on: 21 Nov 2012, 11:52 »
Quote from: Rockman on 21 Nov 2012, 08:59
Vintage RPG "spoiler" ahoy! (okay everyone and their grandma knows this but I'm feeling super cautious)

(click to show/hide)

Apology for the momentary tangent, but there's actually rather compelling theory suggesting the spiky-haired blonde emo, not the silver-haired pretty-boy, was the culprit...
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« Reply #30 on: 21 Nov 2012, 12:14 »
Quote from: ChaosWolf on 21 Nov 2012, 11:52
Apology for the momentary tangent, but there's actually rather compelling theory suggesting the spiky-haired blonde emo, not the silver-haired pretty-boy, was the culprit...

That was pretty entertaining - thanks for the link!  Most of those details seem to fall under this rule (warning: do not click this link unless you have tons of free time), but still fun to watch.
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« Reply #31 on: 21 Nov 2012, 12:20 »
You frequent *a certain forum*. You can't use Bellisario's Maxim.
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« Reply #32 on: 21 Nov 2012, 15:42 »
He is right. Here, you MUST use Hodgson's Law instead.
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« Reply #33 on: 22 Nov 2012, 10:23 »
Steve:  "It's over!  Why did it have to end?  Why do all the good things have to end?"

Marten:  "Dude get over it, Marigold's just better at video games than you'll ever be!"

                                                      -ALT-

Steve:  "It's over!  Why did it have to end?  Why do all the good things have to end?"

Marten:  "Dude, it's a Twinkie!"
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« Reply #34 on: 22 Nov 2012, 14:31 »
This is probably gibberish for those who don't know the Werewolf game the gang has been playing in #2318, but here goes:

STEVE: Marten, help! They are going to lynch me!
MARTEN: Quiet! They don't need to know that I am the other werewolf.

I hope this one does not violate the forum guidelines:

STEVE: Marten, you're my beshtest friend in the whole world!
MARTEN: Dude, is that a roll of peppermint in your pocket?

Just waiting around for updates to install on my PC, so here's another one:

STEVE: Help! Someone grabbed my butt!
MARTEN: Yeah right. Next thing you'll tell me Claire paid Cossette $20 for it.
(STEVE: But she paid only $10. I've been ripped off!)
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« Reply #35 on: 22 Nov 2012, 20:43 »
Steve: WHY CAN'T WE BE TOGETHER?!?
Marten: Dude, I know we look a lot alike, but Dora's not interested in you and Cosette'd kill either one of us if we were to hook up with you.
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« Reply #36 on: 23 Nov 2012, 00:51 »
STEVE: Gaahh! It's moving!
MARTEN: Relax bro, that's just Clinton's hand playing with Emily's hair
EMILY (off-panel): Muskrat muskrat muskrat
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« Reply #37 on: 23 Nov 2012, 11:58 »
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STEVE: Gaahh! It's moving!
MARTEN: Relax bro, that's just Clinton's hand playing with Emily's hair
EMILY (off-panel): Muskrat muskrat muskrat

...okay, someone's gotta draw this.
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« Reply #39 on: 23 Nov 2012, 13:02 »
 Steve: Why Can't We Be Together?
 Marten: I don't wanna cross swords.
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« Reply #40 on: 23 Nov 2012, 14:12 »
STEVE: Why can't we be together?
MARTEN: Dude, you're a pain in the ass.
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« Reply #41 on: 23 Nov 2012, 14:23 »
Steve: "Marten, I love you man. Let's have a reasonable number of babies..."
Marten: "Look, we've been thru this before. I know Ford Prefect is your hero. But did you play that drinking game to lose again?"
Hanners (off-screen): "We are ... working on the technology."
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« Reply #42 on: 23 Nov 2012, 14:45 »
STEVE: "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
MARTEN: "Here we go again. Will someone get me a pillow and a tarp for my lap?"
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« Reply #43 on: 23 Nov 2012, 15:15 »
STEVE: Marten, I lub you!
MARTEN: Sorry dude, I don't want a boyfling
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« Reply #44 on: 23 Nov 2012, 15:16 »
Everybody from K1dmor down to DSL wins. ;D
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« Reply #45 on: 24 Nov 2012, 00:42 »
Marten: "We've been thru this before. It was just a movie. But things like that really happen in the wild.."
Steve: "But... Bambi's mother... <sob, sob, sob, sob>"
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« Reply #46 on: 24 Nov 2012, 07:36 »
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Marten: "We've been thru this before. It was just a movie. But things like that really happen in the wild.."
Steve: "But... Bambi's mother... <sob, sob, sob, sob>"

Poor Steve, he should go and watch this.
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« Reply #47 on: 24 Nov 2012, 12:16 »
I thought that was going to be this!
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« Reply #48 on: 24 Nov 2012, 12:18 »
Steve: "Even after all this time I can't believe they canceled Voyager!"
Marten: "Dude, that was years ago, and it wasn't even a good show."
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« Reply #49 on: 24 Nov 2012, 14:01 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 24 Nov 2012, 12:16
I thought that was going to be this!

Oh noes! Now I am sad, and I don't have a Marten to comfort me. :(
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