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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 89  (Read 11402 times)

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #50 on: 24 Nov 2012, 14:41 »

Apologies in advance, but the muse has struck (with a sledgehammer):

STEVE: Why can't we be together?
MARTEN: Dude, you're a pain in the ass.
STEVE: I told you I was sorry about that!
MARTEN: If you were really sorry you'd have used more lube in the first place!

(If it helps, picture the rest of the cast staring in silent awe/terror {delete as applicable} trying to figure out if this is an act or not. Except Mari and Hanners who are squeeing, but quietly.)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #51 on: 24 Nov 2012, 14:59 »

Nooooo Hanners would never squee at something as disgusting as sexy-times near faeces.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #52 on: 24 Nov 2012, 15:03 »

I don't think Marten would particularly approve either.

"No poo-poo on the pee-pee", I believe was his exact sentiment.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #53 on: 24 Nov 2012, 16:24 »

Attention all officers! A rogue muse is wreaking havoc in the neighborhood. Extreme caution is advised: she is armed with a sledgehammer and is not afraid to use it.

Apologies in advance, but the muse has struck (with a sledgehammer):

STEVE: Why can't we be together?
MARTEN: Dude, you're a pain in the ass.
STEVE: I told you I was sorry about that!
MARTEN: If you were really sorry you'd have used more lube in the first place!

(If it helps, picture the rest of the cast staring in silent awe/terror {delete as applicable} trying to figure out if this is an act or not. Except Mari and Hanners who are squeeing, but quietly.)

STEVE: More lube?!? Someone had replaced it with super glue!
PINTSIZE: I am the prankster king!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #54 on: 24 Nov 2012, 16:32 »

My pa told me once about the young couple who confused a tube of lube with a tube of glazing putty ...

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 89
« Reply #55 on: 25 Nov 2012, 02:23 »

STEVE: More lube?!? Someone had replaced it with super glue!
PINTSIZE: I am the prankster king!
RAVEN: Damn!
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