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[techkid]

Surely they're called iEyes though?

iSee...

Dale: "It's pretty cool, actually. I mean, I'm levelling up my WoW character as we're talking."
Hannelore: "How do you control your character? No, wait... How do you actually see where you're walking while you're playing?

[Spiff]

How do you actually see where you're walking while you're playing?

He can't. That's why he occasionally runs into trashcans

[Border Reiver]

Dale:  "By the way Pizza Girl, I know that you're not the hero we want, but you are the hero that North Hampton deserves..."

Hanners:  "?!?"

[retrosteve]

DALE:  Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise, I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes...
HAN'LOR:   Well I'm glad you're doing alright and getting good grades.

Point if you know the song and artist without looking.

I got a point!  Mule on cover.

[jwhouk]

The future's so bright...

[Akima]

iEyes Cap'n!  If you see Cherenkov radiation in the air, make a will. Keep it short. Write quickly.

D: "Surely you didn't think a pair of glasses could absorb continuous, super-powered eye-beams without some sort of energy release?
H: "Arrgh! Don't take them off!"

[Soulsynger]

Dale: "Everytime I blink, my glasses switch around the hue of the colors I see. It's super cool. I think they were crafted from some asteroid from Jupiter."
Hanners: "My god. Your vision must be full of stars."

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

Dale: "Everytime I blink, my glasses switch around the hue of the colors I see. It's super cool. I think they were crafted from some asteroid from Jupiter."
Hanners: "My god. Your vision must be full of stars."

DALE:  Nah,  just some monolithic vision-care corporation with franchises in every mall.
HANNERS:  Gah!  Pun!   LEAVE NOW.

[Is it cold in here?]

There's a piece of Star Trek parody in which the Enterprise comes across a monolith. The crew observe that it is white, unlike all the black monoliths found near Earth.

Picard muses philosophically "It is difficult to understand why so advanced a race would resist monolithic integration."

[Bluesummers]

Wait...it that a pun on racial integration? Lol, space racists.

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

DALE:   ...and when I looked down there was glue everywhere.   It was a rather *glasses go dark*  sticky situation.
HAN'LOR: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[WAYF]

Dale: "Everytime I blink, my glasses switch around the hue of the colors I see. It's super cool. I think they were crafted from some asteroid from Jupiter."
Hanners: "My god. Your vision must be full of stars."

Were you trying to reference 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Because A for effort, though it doesn't quite roll off the tongue if I'm honest.

[Soulsynger]

Dale: "Everytime I blink, my glasses switch around the hue of the colors I see. It's super cool. I think they were crafted from some asteroid from Jupiter."
Hanners: "My god. Your vision must be full of stars."

Were you trying to reference 2001: A Space Odyssey?
Because A for effort, though it doesn't quite roll off the tongue if I'm honest.

You have no idea how hard it was to make Dale get it across and still have it be grammatically acceptable at least. I am open to suggestions... oO
(I tried to find a better term for what goes on with the colors in the flight-through-space-time scene. But to no avail.)

[WAYF]

Dale: Open the Pizza Box, Hannelore.

Hannelore: I'm sorry Dale, I'm afraid I can't do that. I'll get grease all over my fingers.

... Nah. Too much of a stretch.

[Soulsynger]

Dale: Open the Pizza Box, Hannelore.

Hannelore: I'm sorry Dale, I'm afraid I can't do that. I'll get grease all over my fingers.

[ ... ]

Marigold: "What's in the box?! WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!"

... and on from there we go. 

[DSL]

DALE: "What do you think you are doing, Hannelore?"
HANNELORE: "Eating pizza! Duh!"

[Spiff]

Dale: "That slice of pizza has gone cold. I think I use my heat vision to heat it up."

Hannelore: "Be careful! It wouldn't be the first apartment to burn down in this building."

[Thrudd]

Dale: "So, I said, I'll take care of the kid. I've already got permission from the brass. Hey, it's not like I'm going to put the moves on him ."

Hanners: "How could you even think of such a thing?"

Marigold: *trying not to spit-take*