Topic: QC Captions Vol. 101 (Read 23426 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 10 Feb 2013, 10:37 »

I believe that many dalmatians would be a considerable handful. FIRST PANEL:

Enjoy!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 10:39 »

Marten: This is not the shelf you are looking for.

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 10:44 »

Claire: “Hey, check it out! The faster I run the longer my hair gets, see?”
Tai: “That's… wow.”
Magic Marten (thinking): «Infernal catalogue! Cease your pitiful flapping and return!»

Sidhekin · « **Reply #3 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 10:49 »

Claire: Hey, is that's confetti? What's going on?
Tai: Snow.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 11:34 »

Claire: "Froglord! Wait for me!"

PintsizeForPresident · « **Reply #5 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 12:09 »

CLAIRE: *gasp* They are closing in on me! *pant* Gotta run faster!
TAI: "They"?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #6 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 12:22 »

Claire: “Meep! Meep!”

jwhouk · « **Reply #7 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 12:24 »

Claire: "A truckload of DALMATIANS just pulled up outside the LIBRARY!"
Tai: "Hey! Tell that lady with the weird hair to go ply her wares elsewhere!"
Marten (thinking): "Man, that's the third flying book this week..."

Skewbrow · « **Reply #8 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 13:39 »

Claire: "A silver fox. And one that apparently loves the smell of old books."
Tai: "That's just Old Gus."
Marten (thinking): "... and he is wearing his janitor overalls. Some guys just have all the luck."

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #9 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 14:25 »

Claire: That's the wonder twins activation signal! My power is Joint Manipulation. FORM OF: HYPEREXTENDED KNEE!
Clinton(in distance): SHAPE OF: EXTREME FLATULENCE SUFFICIENT FOR FLIGHT!

yeah yeah I know they're not twins

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #10 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 16:00 »

Claire: "Must get away from the hovering book!"
Tai: "It's just a copy of Airborne."

StevenC · « **Reply #11 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 17:55 »

Claire: I'm going on an adventure!
Tai: -speechless-

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 18:28 »

Claire: "My date's here. See you tomorrow!"

Tai: "?!?"

jwhouk · « **Reply #13 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 19:45 »

Quote from: StevenC on 10 Feb 2013, 17:55

Claire: I'm going on an adventure!
Tai: -speechless-

Marten (to himself): "Why is there a large harpy-looking creature carrying a spooky lady running through the stacks?"

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #14 on:** 10 Feb 2013, 21:16 »

Claire: "Look! By putting my legs in a strange position, I can make myself hover."
Tai: "Yourself and books too."

Soulsynger · « **Reply #15 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 04:11 »

Claire: "I'll go tell everyone that Marten has acquired force levitate!"
Tai: "But! Order 66!"

OR:

Claire: "I'ma go get a wheelchair!"
Tai: "Oooh, those are comfy."
Marten: "And here I'm using my hands like a sucker."

DSL · « **Reply #16 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 04:37 »

CLAIRE: "Quickly, Tai! To the PizzaCave!"
TAI: "Holy Pepperoni!"
MARTEN (thinking) "Not her too!"

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #17 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 05:30 »

Claire: "Holy crap this melange stuff is AWESOME!!!!"
Tai: "MY COCAINE!!"

Border Reiver · « **Reply #18 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 07:43 »

Quote from: Soulsynger on 11 Feb 2013, 04:11

Claire: "I'll go tell everyone that Marten has acquired force levitate!"
Tai: "But! Order 66!"

It's the inner geek but, +1

Thrudd · « **Reply #19 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 09:21 »

Claire: "I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure. "
Tai: "When pigs fly."
Marten: [That would explain the Brothers Grim]

Bluesummers · « **Reply #20 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 10:49 »

CLAIRE: Good lord, this is no time for a wedding! I've got so much to accomplish before I die!
TAI: What, I don't even...

DSL · « **Reply #21 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 18:52 »

CLAIRE: "Gotta run! I'm headed into the City!"
TAI: "Don't you mean,'up to town'?"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #22 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 22:41 »

CLAIRE: OH GOD NO ONE REMEMBERED TO WISH BELT-SANDER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
TAI: Shit.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #23 on:** 11 Feb 2013, 23:42 »

Hippo birdie two ewe!

jwhouk · « **Reply #24 on:** 12 Feb 2013, 04:17 »

Same to you, fella.

CLAIRE: "I'm gonna fly away!"
TAI: "Was she listening to Nelly Furtado again?"

Soulsynger · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 Feb 2013, 04:38 »

Claire: "I wonder why Gabby can't do this."
Tai: "It's the gravity."

Or:

Claire: "I'm gonna get something to add more gravitas to the situation."
Tai: "Make sure it's culturally acceptable!"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #26 on:** 12 Feb 2013, 04:54 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 12 Feb 2013, 04:17

Same to you, fella.

CLAIRE: "I'm gonna fly away!"
TAI: "Was she listening to Nelly Furtado again?"

cont:

Marten: That or Lenny Kravitz.

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #27 on:** 12 Feb 2013, 20:09 »

C: A message from the FUTURE! Someone is LONELY! ON MY WAY!!!
T: ...da fuck?

Sorflakne · « **Reply #28 on:** 12 Feb 2013, 20:31 »

Claire: No time to explain, get to the choppa!
Tai: But Marten just mastered his telekinesis!

Soulsynger · « **Reply #29 on:** 13 Feb 2013, 05:26 »

Claire: "Wonder twins away!"
Tai: "First: You're only one person. Second: I thought you weren't twins!?"

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #30 on:** 13 Feb 2013, 10:19 »

lol NEW IMAGE:

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #31 on:** 13 Feb 2013, 12:10 »

Clarice: "Aah! Zombies!"
Maurice: "Nah, that's just the default Reed confused face."
Marten: "Lyriics… Lyriics…"

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #32 on:** 13 Feb 2013, 12:26 »

Maurice: Grab his ass for $30!
Claire: WHAT NO -- will you take a cheque?
Marten: LEAVING. NOW.

K1dmor · « **Reply #33 on:** 13 Feb 2013, 14:40 »

Maurice: And look! I even build this statue of Henry!
Claire: It looks so real! But, what's wrong with his face?
Marten: I told him not to use me as a model.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #34 on:** 13 Feb 2013, 15:06 »

His face? What's happened to his hand?

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #35 on:** 13 Feb 2013, 15:10 »

Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 13 Feb 2013, 12:26

Maurice: Grab his ass for $30!
Claire: WHAT NO -- will you take a cheque?
Marten: LEAVING. NOW.

Maurice: No, Honey, I'd pay to see the look on his face as you grab it. I've got the cash right here... will you go $50?

Bluesummers · « **Reply #36 on:** 13 Feb 2013, 16:58 »

CLAIRE: You want who to be the opening performer at your wedding?!
MAURICE: Hannah Montana, of course!
MARTEN: Where's the bleach?

Soulsynger · « **Reply #37 on:** 14 Feb 2013, 00:18 »

Claire: "Augh! The similarity!"
Maurice: "We also offer pretzels!"
Marten: "This cartoon needs more bird. Word."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #38 on:** 14 Feb 2013, 04:25 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 13 Feb 2013, 10:19

lol NEW IMAGE:

Maurice: "Just remember sweetie, in thirty years THIS is what you'll be waking up to."

Claire: "I think you might have the wrong impression about Marten and I.... Really?"

Marten: "First the Forum, then Mom, now you Dad? I'm going to the bar."

MillionDollar Belt Sander · « **Reply #39 on:** 14 Feb 2013, 09:26 »

CLAIRE: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE wait how does he keep it in his pants?
MAURICE: Are you any good at calculus?
MARTIN: BARTENDER POUR ME A DOUBLE -- of everything.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #40 on:** 14 Feb 2013, 13:15 »

I think I just drank...tar.

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