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Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« on: 16 Mar 2013, 19:16 »

Ten years ago, the Vampire Invasion of 2014 decimated the world population, leaving only vampires and a slim population of human survivors. In a small hamlet in the middle of nowhere -- legend has it the location was called "Stillwater" before the vampires took over -- a village of vampires have settled into their new life. The lack of humans as a source of blood has severely diminished the vampire population. The vast armies of vampires that roamed nightly in the large cities are gone. This village survives after the discovery that bovine blood, though not as tasty as human blood, works well enough, leading to a cattle ranching industry developing. Prime ranchland in the region easily supports the local population. But something is wrong. It all started when young Vlad, a five-year-old vampire, disappeared from the village one day. These days the spectre of human vampire hunters is a distant memory, but... could it be happening again?

Rules (blatantly copied from Mafia 5 with some modifications)
1. "Nights" will last for 48 hours or a player receives more votes than half the number of players still alive to get lynched (since vampires are nocturnal, "Nights" and "Days" are reversed)
2. "Days" will last for 24 hours. Roles which require PMing the GM have to do so by this time frame else they don't use their action. Should you have a role with an action you wish not to use, simply have "ABSTAIN" as the title for the PM.
3. Roles of people who die will be revealed.
4. Posting is allowed in the night as well as the day.
5. Once a player posts in this thread, that post cannot be edited or deleted.
6. Votes should be in bold and in color at the bottom of the post.
7. The player with the majority (one more than half the living players) get lynched and the day ends. Should the the day end before a majority is reached, the player with the most votes will get lynched. A minimum of two votes is necessary for a person to get lynched. In the case that there is a tie in the most votes, the lynch will be decided by a random number generator.
8. Dead men tell no tales (no dead players can post in the game thread or talk about the knowledge they gained from playing the game)

The players
1. TheEvilDog: Captain (Leader of the humans, can identify to cop as vampire, and can use cure to attempt to turn a vampire into a human)
2. Unicorn: Villager
3. henri bemis: Human
4. de_la_Nae: Blood Bank Operator (can protect a player from being killed)
5. Loki: Villager
6. Linds: Sheriff (Can inspect a player to find their role)
7. Black Sword: Hungry Vampire (Can kill a player at night to drink their blood)
8. Gareth: Human
9. J: Villager
10. dr. nervioso: Villager

DAY 0:
Players with roles, send in your first commands.
« Last Edit: 27 Mar 2013, 09:35 by cesium133 »
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #1 on: 17 Mar 2013, 01:19 »

*rolls over, mumbling in sleep*

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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #2 on: 17 Mar 2013, 05:20 »

*restlessly sits in his hut, mumbling to himself* Poor Johnny.

*tilts head as if listening to an invisible voice* What was that? "Poor Vlad"? Oh yes, of course. You are so knowledgeable, Eliza. And so pretty too. Why did you have to leave me? But you are in my soul always. The hunters won't take you away a second time. No.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #3 on: 17 Mar 2013, 05:34 »

I'm so goddamn hungry.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #4 on: 17 Mar 2013, 05:35 »

I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie before - if we all just act tortured and mysterious, the humans will fall in love with us.  Right?
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #5 on: 17 Mar 2013, 06:05 »

I don't sparkle though?
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #6 on: 17 Mar 2013, 06:10 »

Eliza suggested that may be because you don't go out into the sun a lot. My dear darling always had a weird sense of humor.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #7 on: 17 Mar 2013, 07:23 »

I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie before - if we all just act tortured and mysterious, the humans will fall in love with us.  Right?

Tortured, mysterious, and constipated. You forgot constipated.

Gareth, they make sparkly body powder. Sometimes it's flavored. You could be sparkly if you really wanted to.

Personally I prefer a more traditional look of billowy capes over Victorian era clothing. Because corsets and capes are cool.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #8 on: 17 Mar 2013, 07:55 »

Will you fuckers please shut the fuck up? Some of us are trying to get some fucking sleep!
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #9 on: 17 Mar 2013, 09:20 »

I didn't forget constipation, I was just trying to be polite.  Thanks, Linds   :oops:
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #10 on: 17 Mar 2013, 10:22 »

I don't think anyone needs to be polite when referencing Twilight.  :wink:
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #11 on: 17 Mar 2013, 11:00 »

Look how sparkly I am now?

ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET MOM?
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #12 on: 17 Mar 2013, 11:44 »

Stop rolling around in the glitter! And some of us are still trying to get some sleep!
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #13 on: 17 Mar 2013, 12:09 »

Gareth, I told my Eliza I was so proud of you. She has since stopped talking to me.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #14 on: 17 Mar 2013, 12:26 »

Fine, fine I'll go to bed. I just like sparkling, is all...
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #15 on: 17 Mar 2013, 12:40 »

While you're up, bring me a glass of fresh blood, please and thank you.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #16 on: 17 Mar 2013, 12:44 »

Yeah, for me too. It makes her voice come back.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #17 on: 17 Mar 2013, 13:08 »

Let me check the fridge, hang on...

*rummage rummage*

...DOES IT MATTER IF IT'S ONLY LIKE 2/3 A GLASS EACH?
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #18 on: 17 Mar 2013, 13:47 »

IF THIS MEANS I ONLY GET 2/3 OF MY WIFE BACK I AM GONNA BE VERY ANGRY
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #19 on: 17 Mar 2013, 13:57 »

Vampirism didn't help your sanity much, did it?  :roll:
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #20 on: 17 Mar 2013, 14:52 »

It's not often that I'm NOT the weirdest one in the room.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #21 on: 17 Mar 2013, 17:20 »

Personally I prefer a more traditional look of billowy capes over Victorian era clothing. Because corsets and capes are cool.

i agree. with top hats. i loves me a big 'ol stovepipe hat.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #22 on: 18 Mar 2013, 00:22 »

Sun-damnit...c'mon people, when did you all decide to be day hawks? Us normal night owls were getting our beauty sleep. ;_;

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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #23 on: 18 Mar 2013, 04:45 »

Personally, I think of myself as a lark.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #24 on: 18 Mar 2013, 06:07 »

I haven't received one of the action PMs, but in the interest of keeping the game going I'm going to assume it's an abstain.

As the sun sets over the Vampire Village, its residents begin to wake up. Worried about the human attackers, they gather in the town square to find out whether any more of their kind had gone missing. To everyone's relief, nobody was missing. That relief soon turned to fear, however, as the residents noticed an enormous red spray-painted message on one of the buildings in the town square: "WE'RE COMING FOR YOU."

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NIGHT 1:
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #25 on: 18 Mar 2013, 08:13 »

Well fuck.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #26 on: 18 Mar 2013, 09:34 »

Hm...that isn't a good sign.

So at least one of you is human-sympathizing scum, or a human in disguise. Hrm.

Also I wonder why they didn't strike yesterday. Either they weren't ready, or they were thwarted I guess.

Hrm.

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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #27 on: 18 Mar 2013, 11:16 »

Hmm...

Alright. Who smells the most delicious? Humans surely smell like delicious food, right?
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #28 on: 18 Mar 2013, 11:46 »

I don't even remember what living blood smells like, I'm so used to chilled or defrosted or that synthetic shit. Also the spray paint is red? That some kind of fucking joke?
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #29 on: 18 Mar 2013, 12:07 »

can we just maybe start biting everyone else until we're sure everyone's been turned?

i'll, uh, i'll offer myself up to be bitten first. you know, lead by example. all that. um.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #30 on: 18 Mar 2013, 12:17 »

We all know vampire blood tastes like dirt, so that won't work.
Probably some little shits playing a prank. Just chop their hands off, they'll grow back soon enough and teach 'em a lesson.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #31 on: 18 Mar 2013, 12:40 »

...how wouldn't that work, then? kill anyone whose blood doesn't taste like dirt!
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #32 on: 18 Mar 2013, 13:09 »

Because biting a fellow vampire is barbaric, Unicorn. We're cultured goddamn sparkly vampires.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #33 on: 18 Mar 2013, 13:16 »

I wish I was back on the Demeter.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #34 on: 18 Mar 2013, 13:35 »

Because biting a fellow vampire is barbaric, Unicorn.

that's not what you said to me last night

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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #35 on: 18 Mar 2013, 14:44 »

Okay, uhm. I know this sounds counterintuitive, but maybe we shouldn't do anything till we know what is up.

* Eliza : Oh, stop being such a coward. Kill everybody else!

On second thought...
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #36 on: 18 Mar 2013, 14:45 »

Because biting a fellow vampire is barbaric, Unicorn.

that's not what you said to me last night

:3c

Actually it's pretty close to what I said to you last night.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #37 on: 18 Mar 2013, 14:48 »

i well okay yes
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #38 on: 18 Mar 2013, 15:09 »

Eliza needs to shut up, she isn't helping right now.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #39 on: 18 Mar 2013, 15:10 »

Okay to get the ball rolling, it's pretty obvious that there's no need to jump to any conclusions and lynch anybody.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #40 on: 18 Mar 2013, 15:23 »

Eliza needs to shut up, she isn't helping right now.

:cry: How could a member of my own clan say something so horrible?
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #41 on: 18 Mar 2013, 15:26 »

Because Eliza wanted to kill everyone, that's why!

Man, I really wish I was back on the Demeter with Big Vlad. That was fun.

I miss Chubee. Mexico was so much fun.

I also miss getting drunk.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #42 on: 18 Mar 2013, 15:31 »

i'm kind of with Eliza on this one. kill everyone!  :lol:
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #43 on: 18 Mar 2013, 16:43 »

My hideous headache has ended at last! What's going on he- Oh. That's not good at all.  :-\

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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #44 on: 18 Mar 2013, 17:32 »

Okay to get the ball rolling, it's pretty obvious that there's no need to jump to any conclusions and lynch anybody.

Roger. Shall we
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Or would that be exsanguinate? Hrm. Maybe those aren't words.

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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #45 on: 18 Mar 2013, 17:33 »

((Wrong taggg!))

I meant slay Gareth.

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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #46 on: 18 Mar 2013, 17:45 »

ok look, the 'not lynching anybody until we're sure' thing hasn't worked in the past, so i say we need to be a bit more bloodthirsty this time. even if we kill the wrong person, we are at least increasing the odds of getting the right one next time.

as such, I vote for Linds! because i believe that she is in league with our true enemy; not humans but werewolves. in fact, i have it on good authority that she is actually their king!
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #47 on: 18 Mar 2013, 17:59 »

I vote ABSTAIN
Nothing has happened yet. So why start any trouble now? All we're seeing here is fearmongering from de_la_Nae and J. And that reflects far worse on you two than anyone else.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #48 on: 18 Mar 2013, 18:58 »

look, due process and rule of law are all well and good in peacetime, but we have a state of imminent emergency on our hands here. there are covert werewolf terrorists infiltrating our society, bent on destroying our way of un-life! we need to get them before they get us.
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Re: Mafia 6: Vampire Village
« Reply #49 on: 18 Mar 2013, 19:10 »

Really, J? Really?

Also I think its silly to lynch the humans. What a waste of perfectly good food! That said, I vote to nom Gareth. (Out of character: this is for desecrating my corpse you sick fuck.)
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