Topic: QC Captions Vol. 107 (Read 5272 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 24 Mar 2013, 13:55 »

Yay new week! Firsty:

Enjoy!

TinPenguin · « **Reply #1 on:** 24 Mar 2013, 13:59 »

Henry: Butts...
Claire: Butts?
Maurice: Butts.

Zebediah · « **Reply #2 on:** 24 Mar 2013, 14:07 »

Claire: That's not my butt.
Maurice: That's not MY butt.
Henry: You had to go there, didn't you?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #3 on:** 24 Mar 2013, 14:15 »

Claire: “Er… lil' help here guys?”
Maurice: “I shall hug her and squeeze her and call her George.”
Henry: “Sorry, he gets like this if you feed him marshmallow fluff. It should wear off soon.”

Border Reiver · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 Mar 2013, 04:50 »

Claire: "Ummmm"

Maurice: "This is nice, thanks for sharing Marten."

Henry: "Maurice, your time's up. I get to hug Claire now."

DSL · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Mar 2013, 05:39 »

Steinbeck FTW. But I gotta try:

MAURICE: "Kirk, I want this. As much as you wanted the Enterprise, I want this."
CLAIRE: " ... "
HENRY: "I'm not the one named Tiberius."

No? All right:

CLAIRE: "But he's really warm ..."
MAURICE: "Smokin' hot, darling."
HENRY: "Well if you like her so much, why don't you marry her? Oh right ... "

Bluesummers · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Mar 2013, 06:43 »

MAURICE: Sorry for the false wedding, Henry dear, but the truth is I'm not really gay. I just wanted to be at a party with Ellen Allien. And now I'm taking home this plushy toy as a prize. Fluffy fluffy fluffy...
HENRY: For the last time, Maurice, this is not The Birdcage, and you can't keep stealing Marten's girlfriends as props.
CLAIRE: Uh, about that...

Kixie · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 Mar 2013, 10:41 »

Maurice: We've know each other for so long..Your heart's been aching but..
Claire: Erm.. stop squeezing me..
Henry: You're too shy to say it, inside we both know what's been going on.

Martin: blrrgghghhg

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #8 on:** 25 Mar 2013, 19:21 »

hard to top these

I'll try once I've had some sleep

jwhouk · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 Mar 2013, 15:47 »

CLAIRE: "Uh, I think I'm stuck."
MAURICE: "ZZZZZzzzzzz...."
HENRY: "Oh great, he does that every time..."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #10 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 08:29 »

aaaaand we're back! NEW IMAGE:

hehe

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #11 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 08:52 »

*BUUUUURRRRPP!!!*

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #12 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 09:57 »

I don't think anyone will be able to top that.

Zebediah · « **Reply #13 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 10:19 »

Nope. Not a chance. I tried and gave up.

cesium133 · « **Reply #14 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 10:19 »

Marten: ohgodohgodohgodEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee...zzzzzzzz

ChaoSera · « **Reply #15 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 11:38 »

Veronica: "These are your mom's breasts. FEEL THEM!"

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #16 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 12:29 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 27 Mar 2013, 09:57

I don't think anyone will be able to top that.

It's all in the teal.

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 13:09 »

VERONICA: zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

EDIT: ... nope. Round goes to Mr_Rose.

Border Reiver · « **Reply #18 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 14:06 »

The winner is Mr. Rose by acclamation.

Sidhekin · « **Reply #19 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 14:26 »

What do you feel about recycling?

Veronica: WORRY HAT ENGAGE!

or

Veronica: I WILL NOT GROW A PENIS FOR YOU!

or

Veronica: THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT!

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #20 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 16:18 »

"BOOOOOOYYYLLE!!"

Masterpiece · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 16:50 »

"I'll help you through the 500-esque comic strips it takes Jephzibah to find you a new girl!"

DrBear · « **Reply #22 on:** 27 Mar 2013, 21:27 »

Veronica: I LOVE MY SON, BUT I CAN STILL OUT-WRESTLE HIM!

Boiled Dove · « **Reply #23 on:** 28 Mar 2013, 14:47 »

And I was thinking it was just some Yoko Ono style screeching noise.

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #24 on:** 28 Mar 2013, 16:34 »

Veronica: I'm SO SORRY! We had that photo of you with the dildo made in a photography lab. You were actually holding a dead ferret.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #25 on:** 28 Mar 2013, 19:47 »

Quote from: FunkyTuba on 28 Mar 2013, 16:34

Veronica: I'm SO SORRY! We had that photo of you with the dildo made in a photography lab. You were actually holding a dead ferret.

GAHH.

Vurogj · « **Reply #26 on:** 28 Mar 2013, 20:53 »

Just something about the facial expressions led me to this (buried very deep in my memory bank):

Veronica : Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?!

jwhouk · « **Reply #27 on:** 29 Mar 2013, 03:18 »

I should know that one...

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #28 on:** 29 Mar 2013, 18:54 »

Quote from: Vurogj on 28 Mar 2013, 20:53

Just something about the facial expressions led me to this (buried very deep in my memory bank):

Be sure not to overdraw.

Storel · « **Reply #29 on:** 30 Mar 2013, 18:56 »

Quote from: Vurogj on 28 Mar 2013, 20:53

Just something about the facial expressions led me to this (buried very deep in my memory bank):

Veronica : Why couldn't McCovey have hit the ball just three feet higher?!

Quote from: jwhouk on 29 Mar 2013, 03:18

I should know that one...

Direct quote from an old, old Peanuts strip back in the early '60s. Nice recall, Vurogj, and you're right, the expressions are perfect for that.

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