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What would Claire play in Deathmole?

Lead singer (turns out she's classically-trained at opera).
- 5 (7.2%)
Keyboards (she's better than Nat ever was).
- 10 (14.5%)
The lead violin.
- 9 (13%)
Harmonica.
- 1 (1.4%)
The... Clarinet.
- 9 (13%)
The Rock Flute!
- 2 (2.9%)
The Butt Grab!
- 5 (7.2%)
The Sousaphone.
- 5 (7.2%)
The Space Horn. (Not related to Spathe Ham.)
- 1 (1.4%)
The iPod.
- 5 (7.2%)
"I'm a librarian, not a musician!"
- 11 (15.9%)
Something else (because the OP is a bit distracted at the moment).
- 6 (8.7%)

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Happy Easter, first of all!

And on that note - uh oh, it's the FIRST on Monday.
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Well, now, how else could I vote?

Rimshot.

Or maybe, Boom, headshot.
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Happy ZJD, everyone! And yeah, I like all the poll choices but when I got down to it, there was only one I could choose (and apparently I wasn't the only one!)
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To an asthmatic ardent admirer of Australo-Asian alliterate argumentation such as yours truly selecting a poll option was a no-brainer. Not that there was any shortage of good ones.
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Joke strip on April 1st. Calling it.
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Though I know I'm taking this too seriously, I voted pintsize, because the others seem too ridiculous even for a gag strip. Pintsize actually seems like a gag (possibly a guest strip gag) that might actually be made.
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The only one that would just be too absurd is the Faye one.
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Coming monday, Marten and [your favorite character] finally kiss...but it was all a dream.

Meanwhile, Steve has a sandwich.
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If Jeph really wanted to mess with us tomorrow, he'd have Marten wake up in bed with Claire, both naked.  :evil:
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Am I the only one who feels like hoping Jeph will do something is setting yourself up for disappointment?

except the plushies of course, I'm already at cuddling level with Winslow.

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The only one that would just be too absurd is the Faye one.
And that's why I voted for it.
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I was going to say Momo being Akima doesn't work because Akima recently showed that she has brown eyes, but if Momo can change her hair, maybe her eyes can be changed as well. Does anyone remember if her eyes changed with her hair when her belly button was pressed?
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Her eyes were closed on the panel where her hair changed color, if I remember correctly.
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Oh man, I hope we get fart jokes.
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Sorry, I had to vote for the Wendy's option. 



...and all the blank stares are just verification that jwhouk and I are of an age slightly further along than the majority of the forum...
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Not really, I recognized it right away.
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Pintsize is really that small dude from that dead dude's heads in the first Men in Black.
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Today's comic will be the culmination of the Claire+Marten ship-inducing comics of the past week, and Jeph has really been taking us for a ride the whole damn time. :psyduck:  :psyduck:  :psyduck:  :psyduck:
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What would be an obvious set up is Yelling Bird teaching at bible school or something.
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Comic!

Well, where exactly is the Aprils fools day comic?
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The joke is that it's Djent.
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8-string guitar?  8-string guitars are for amateurs.

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I have enough trouble playing a 6 string.  Can't imagine playing an 8 string.  I can at least say I've strummed one at the local music store.
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What would be an obvious set up is Yelling Bird teaching at bible school or something.

Isn't it a crime to be teaching kids about Goatse?
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8-string guitar?  8-string guitars are for amateurs.



FYI folks that's an actual guitar not a photoshop creation.  It's the Pikasso, created by Canadian luthier Linda Manzer for Pat Metheny. 
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Sorry, I had to vote for the Wendy's option. 

Wait. There was a Wendy's option? Wendy's as in delicious tripleburgers?
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Q: How many guitars does a guitarist need?

A: One more.
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Sorry, I had to vote for the Wendy's option. 



...and all the blank stares are just verification that jwhouk and I are of an age slightly further along than the majority of the forum...
Hey, some of us have lived in Central Ohio all of our lives, and have lived through bombardment with ads featuring Dave Thomas, despite being in the largest age group on the forum...
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It's a nice touch that DJENT is in some sort of vaguely gothic font, but there should be an umlaut somewhere.
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Jeph has really been taking us for a ride the whole damn time. :psyduck:  :psyduck:  :psyduck:  :psyduck:
Taking us for a ride would be the first 500 strips of the comic.

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Wait, you mean the ride has stopped at some point?
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The ride will stop when Jeph's good and ready.

Right now I'm wondering why he's working at the local music store.
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Pfft, that's not Jeph, that's his evil half-twin-brother, Eduardo, out to insinuate himself slowly into Jephs life and steal it away from him completely, thus carrying out his blood oath to his great grandfather for reasons he can no longer remember.
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Taking us for a ride would be the first 500 strips of the comic.

I'm actually reading through those now. I actually started reading around 1800ish, but always had trouble bringing myself to go through the huge archive until now. It's certainly odd reading it pushing Marten and Faye SO hard, yet full well knowing 'This will never happen. Ever.'

And while I didn't get the april fools strip that I wanted today it turns out a guest already did it:  http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=409
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Q: How many guitars does a guitarist need?

A: One more.

That's almost right:  A:  At least one more. 

Quote from an ad in Guitar Magazine:  Need ain't got nuthin' to do with it. 

(Note:  I only have three guitars, myself, so far.)
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'This will never happen. Ever.'
Probably not. Unless it does.
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Sorry, I had to vote for the Wendy's option. 



...and all the blank stares are just verification that jwhouk and I are of an age slightly further along than the majority of the forum...
Hey, some of us have lived in Central Ohio all of our lives, and have lived through bombardment with ads featuring Dave Thomas, despite being in the largest age group on the forum...
Claire will become the annoying skinny redhead in the current commercials.
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I've never seen or heard of an 8-string guitar. How do you even play that?
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Honestly, now I kind of want to try and learn the guitar again. Then I remember I have an acoustic guitar that's sat unused for about five years now (after giving up after a couple months).
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Go for it.  My guitars have set around unused for years at a time, and then I start up again.  I always enjoy playing after I have started. 
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Does anyone here like Djent metal?
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Marten is actually married with three kids (and the oldest plays Samantha)!
And a good chunk of the main cast* is married to him. Including Steve. Everyone wins!

*Meaning Faye, Dora, Hannelore, and Claire. The ones he's been substantially shipped with.
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And the rest of the main cast is married to him. Including Steve. Everyone wins!

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Hannelore is actually a slob!    0 (0%)
Marigold is actually a neat freak!    0 (0%)
Dale actually hates computers and has 20/20 vision!    0 (0%)
Dora actually hates coffee!    3 (6.4%)
Faye is actually a born-again Christian who hasn't drunk a drop of alcohol since 1998!    4 (8.5%)
Pintsize is actually a midget in a metal suit!    4 (8.5%)
Winslow is actually a stop-motion clay figure!    2 (4.3%)
Claire is actually Dave Thomas's (The Founder of Wendy's, kids) granddaughter!    7 (14.9%)
Marten is actually married with three kids (and the oldest plays Samantha)!    4 (8.5%)
Momo is actually AKIMA!    13 (27.7%)
Okay, but that's my head cannon, and you should respect that.    10 (21.3%)

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I think Claire and Marigold are really married. They where married in W.O.W
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Over here, we have a 12 string guitar that my dad calls Sweet Thing that he likes to go over to guitar center and play. This comic reminds me of that.
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"Need ain't got nuthin' to do with it."

Exactly.  This isn't a need, it's a want.
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I think Claire and Marigold are really married. They where married in W.O.W

Claire is Ginny and Marigold is Hermione!
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