Topic: QC Captions Vol. 108 (Read 7639 times)

iduguphergrave · « **on:** 31 Mar 2013, 11:16 »

Hey people. I think spring might actually be starting now. Anyway, first image:

Enjoy!

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 11:21 »

Marigold: "Have a cup of thin little mints?"
Hannelore: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 11:27 »

Marigold: "Wow, intense! Then what happened?"
Hannelore: "T-then i-it was the chilli b-bean burrito…"

ankhtahr · « **Reply #3 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 11:27 »

Hannelore: It was gigantic! With eight hairy, long legs! Crawling over the kitchen floor! I have to burn this apartment down!
Marigold: If you were so afraid of it, then how did you get it into this small can?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #4 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 11:30 »

Marigold: "This cup of holy water will cure your thousand-yard stare."
Hannelore: "There's a tarantula on your wall."

Zebediah · « **Reply #5 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 11:34 »

Marigold: "Butts?"

Hannelore: "Oh... my... God... the... BUTTS!"

cesium133 · « **Reply #6 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 11:36 »

Marigold: How did they fit the butts into this can?
Hannelore: It's not the butts, it's what comes from the butts.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #7 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 12:27 »

Two girls, ...

Oh my, that's it.

Marigold: "I just saw this video on the Internet -"
Hannelore: "My fuses just blew."

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #8 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 14:59 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 31 Mar 2013, 11:27

Hannelore: "T-then i-it was the chilli b-bean burrito…"

Reminds me of the Toy Story 2 bloopers (I never have worked out if they are entirely scripted or if they're sometimes animation put over things that actually happened) where Buzz is in the box and belches.

K1dmor · « **Reply #9 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 16:37 »

Marigold: "I Told you to enable the safe mode search".
Hannelore: "I'll never google Yaoi again".

Bluesummers · « **Reply #10 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 21:10 »

MARIGOLD: And that whole dream sequence with Claire and Marten was induced by this can of spaghettios?
HANNELORE: You have to believe me...I've seen things, man...I've SEEN things...

Carl-E · « **Reply #11 on:** 31 Mar 2013, 23:57 »

Marigold: "Uh-oh..."

Hanners: "Spaghettio's....."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 Apr 2013, 07:06 »

Marigold: "What happened?"

Hanners: "I clicked on one of Pintsize's links...."

jwhouk · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 Apr 2013, 07:34 »

Quote from: Border Reiver on 01 Apr 2013, 07:06

Marigold: "What happened?"

Hanners: "I clicked on one of Pintsize's links...."

Marigold: "And what has been seen...."

Hanners (near breakdown): "...cannot be unseen."

DSL · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 Apr 2013, 08:00 »

MARIGOLD: "... spiders and broken glass? I don't even have a scrotum."
HANNELORE: "Then I guess I'll just have to summon a horde of shoggoths to rend your flesh."
MARIGOLD: "Ohhhhkay. I'll just get Dale over here with a pizza. Can you find my hedge clippers?"

HappyHavoc · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 Apr 2013, 14:05 »

Marigold: Oh my bad there was some dirt in that

Hannelore:................

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 Apr 2013, 22:03 »

Marigold: So I guess my breasts didn't have quite the same soporific effect that Faye's had ...what did you experience?
Hanners: Butts..... and tentacles.

Zebediah · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 Apr 2013, 05:30 »

Marigold: "So you ate a gas station burrito. So what?"
Hannelore: "Then I found out where they come from."

Carl-E · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 Apr 2013, 11:29 »

Quote from: Zebediah on 02 Apr 2013, 05:30

Marigold: "So you ate a gas station burrito. So what?"
Hannelore: "Then I found out where they come from."

Off stage: Maniacal Shame-orb laughter.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #19 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 08:36 »

Mari: So your new neighbors across the street leave their blinds open while-?
Hanners: I don't want to talk about it.

DrBear · « **Reply #20 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 10:41 »

Mar-Bear: Looks like Fallon's taking over Tonight in spring 2014.
Hanners: No...I see Leno back by that fall...(shivers)

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #21 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 14:22 »

Really? Ugh. NEXT IMAGE:

celticgeek · « **Reply #22 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 14:32 »

Marigold: Why are you wearing those glasses?
Dale: To protect my eyes from the anchovy and onion pizza fumes.

Kixie · « **Reply #23 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 14:38 »

Marigold: I can't look at your face, your glasses are brighter than the sun..
Dale: Yea. I use them during midnight search parties. Got a pizza for saving some lost camper. Want some?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #24 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 14:49 »

Marigold: "I should never have agreed to be in this movie."
Dale: "You still have to tip me somehow."

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #25 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 16:51 »

Dammit, Is it cold in here?!
Oh well, I shall persevere!

Marigold: "Uh, I, uh, don't have any money?"
Dale: "Thats all right miss. I don't have any pizza…"

mtmerrick · « **Reply #26 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 17:03 »

M- "I.... made an alliance character..."

D- "........"

jwhouk · « **Reply #27 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 19:52 »

Quote from: mtmerrick on 03 Apr 2013, 17:03

M- "I.... made an alliance character..."

D- "........"

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.

Soulsynger · « **Reply #28 on:** 03 Apr 2013, 23:41 »

Marigold: "I think I know why you're here."
Dale: "Explain Steampunk to me."

Border Reiver · « **Reply #29 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 04:30 »

Marigold: "I closed out my account after your attack and I now am involved in a more social game."

Dale: "You started playing Warhammer?"

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #30 on:** 04 Apr 2013, 10:22 »

Dale: I've got a Fred and a Daphne ... if you'll be Velma, all we need is a Scooby!
Marigold: I'm more of a Speed Buggy fan, myself... lemme ask momo if she'd be willing to be in a car chassis.

Vurogj · « **Reply #31 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 00:26 »

Marigold : You've... you've been allowed to sit the exam. But you haven't passed yet.
Dale : I promise I won't become so fixated on you I eventually murder you and make a suit out of your skin!
Angus (off camera) : Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(yougettheidea)

Skewbrow · « **Reply #32 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 00:51 »

M: "You! I walked into this one, didn't I?"
D: "Yeah, only a few people order their pizza with pepperoni, anchovy and fresh self-esteem."
M: "This is so embarrassing."
D: "Not any more embarrassing than getting single-shot-killed after weeks of preparation."
M&D: "........."
M&D: "Can. We. Forge.... An..... Alliance?"

Carl-E · « **Reply #33 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 07:40 »

Oooh, well played!

Spiff · « **Reply #34 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 07:56 »

This:

must be the reason why they ended up with this:

Marigold: "Sorry about the 'Up yours, nigger'. I hope this pizza will in some small way say 'Thank You' for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible dragon."
Dale: "Thank you, much obliged."

Alternate caption:

Dale: "Pizzagram for Marigold. Pizzagram for Marigold."
Marigold: "Marigold like pizza."

iduguphergrave · « **Reply #35 on:** 05 Apr 2013, 23:02 »

Sorry but the Blazing Saddles references have to win

DSL · « **Reply #36 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 01:34 »

Somebody has to go back and get a shitload of dimes for the pun jar.

Loki · « **Reply #37 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 01:35 »

What does "Up yours" mean?

Oh wait, lemme guess. Does it have something to do with the arse of the recipient of the message?

Carl-E · « **Reply #38 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 01:59 »

Very good!

And you despaired about your knowledge of English...

Loki · « **Reply #39 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 02:03 »

Yes, I can now speak English very good.

WAYF · « **Reply #40 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 06:30 »

Quote from: iduguphergrave on 05 Apr 2013, 23:02

Sorry but the Blazing Saddles references have to win

It's been too long since I last saw that movie.
I should own it on DVD, because any time longer than a week is too long a time since last seeing Blazing Saddles.

jwhouk · « **Reply #41 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 08:47 »

"Mongo just a pawn in game of life."

Carl-E · « **Reply #42 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 11:52 »

Campfire.

Redball · « **Reply #43 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 11:58 »

Beans...more beans!

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #44 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 13:00 »

Quote from: DSL on 06 Apr 2013, 01:34

Somebody has to go back and get a shitload of dimes for the pun jar.

Surely a fistful of dollars would be better?

Spiff · « **Reply #45 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 13:37 »

Quote from: Redball on 06 Apr 2013, 11:58

Beans...more beans!

Marigold: "So your father actually invented a TV that transmits smells?"

Hanners: "Yes. Never use it to watch 'Blazing Saddles'."

Loki · « **Reply #46 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 14:31 »

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 06 Apr 2013, 13:00

Surely a fistful of dollars would be better?

...

You are betraying the serious culture of this forum for thirty silver pieces.

Skewbrow · « **Reply #47 on:** 06 Apr 2013, 14:40 »

Well, somebody has to put he ugly into "Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo."

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