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I <3 Bacon
« on: 03 Apr 2013, 06:21 »

I adore Bacon, that is all...
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #1 on: 03 Apr 2013, 06:30 »

Well, it certainly is the most versatile of the smoked meats.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #2 on: 03 Apr 2013, 06:45 »

Or salted.
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Re: I &lt;3 Bacon
« Reply #3 on: 03 Apr 2013, 07:29 »

Bacon is always the answer.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #4 on: 03 Apr 2013, 07:49 »

Bacon could probably solve most problems on it's own if we let it.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #5 on: 03 Apr 2013, 07:50 »

By murdering the people causing the problems?
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #6 on: 03 Apr 2013, 08:09 »

Basically, yes.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #7 on: 03 Apr 2013, 08:15 »

If we ensure the problem people eat enough bacon it will eventually kill them.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #8 on: 03 Apr 2013, 08:22 »

I will not lie, I got REALLY excited when I saw this thread.


Also, I totally read the last few posts as "let's turn problem people into bacon".

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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #9 on: 03 Apr 2013, 08:55 »

I like Bacon! Sadly there isn't so much bacon here.

And solving problems by making soylent green bacon? Nah.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #10 on: 03 Apr 2013, 09:04 »

Mmmm, bacon. Perfect food.
Can't say much more than that.
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« Reply #11 on: 03 Apr 2013, 09:42 »

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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #12 on: 03 Apr 2013, 11:15 »

Tesco makes shitty bacon, and it pisses me off.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #13 on: 03 Apr 2013, 11:18 »

Tesco makes shitty bacon, and it pisses me off.

Which is why you buy a brand name; knowing Tesco their bacon is probably made from the last runner in Cheltenham.

That said, Irish bacon, far superior to anything produced anywhere in the world.
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« Reply #14 on: 03 Apr 2013, 11:23 »

I generally do my best to not buy brand name anything.
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« Reply #15 on: 03 Apr 2013, 11:36 »

Bacon wrapped foods. Yes.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #16 on: 03 Apr 2013, 11:48 »

SCALLOPS!!
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« Reply #17 on: 03 Apr 2013, 12:08 »

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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #18 on: 03 Apr 2013, 13:31 »

:-( I'm allergic to scallops. Boooo.

To make up for that, I just put bacon on everything else.  :-P

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« Reply #19 on: 03 Apr 2013, 13:43 »

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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #20 on: 03 Apr 2013, 13:43 »

I genuinely not-ironically want this shirt:



I fuckin' LOVE Epic Meal Time.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #21 on: 03 Apr 2013, 15:02 »

Looks more brown than red to me.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #22 on: 03 Apr 2013, 15:56 »

My mother buys no bacon except for turkey bacon. *sob*
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« Reply #23 on: 03 Apr 2013, 16:36 »

My mother buys no bacon.
You could've stopped here and been no less accurate.
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« Reply #24 on: 03 Apr 2013, 16:39 »

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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #25 on: 03 Apr 2013, 16:54 »

Hey. I like turkey bacon.
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« Reply #26 on: 03 Apr 2013, 18:41 »

I like turkey bacon, but not a fan of pork bacon.  Just doesn't settle right.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #27 on: 03 Apr 2013, 18:43 »

BACON IS CULTURALLY OVERRATED.

There, I fuckin' said what everyone was thinking already.

It is pretty tasty sometimes though, I'll give you that.

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« Reply #28 on: 03 Apr 2013, 18:45 »

BACON IS CULTURALLY OVERRATED.

There, I fuckin' said what everyone was thinking already.

It is pretty tasty sometimes though, I'll give you that.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #29 on: 03 Apr 2013, 18:47 »

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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #30 on: 03 Apr 2013, 18:56 »

+eleventy bazillion
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #31 on: 03 Apr 2013, 18:57 »

I'll be honest, while i enjoy bacon the food, i far more enjoy bacon the meme.
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« Reply #32 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:01 »

Good ol' pig-meat. It's great with Blood Pudding(+Lingonberry jam) and finely shredded carrots. Definitely a lesser part of the overall plate, though.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #33 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:12 »

You people all need to let the artery clogging light of bacon into your hearts.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #34 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:46 »

That said, Irish bacon, far superior to anything produced anywhere in the world.

I'm not sure if I hope you're kidding or not because I spent two weeks in Ireland a few years ago, and one of my biggest regrets is that I didn't eat the bacon (well, rashers) we bought.  I'm so fucking serious.  I was with a bunch of people in a rented cottage, and I tend to sleep late, and I missed out on all of it, though I remember it looking pretty fucking glorious in the package.  And I still think about it.  There's probably something wrong with me.
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« Reply #35 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:47 »

I don't understand what sleeping late has to do with it, it's not like there's only one meal where bacon can be made. You saw the package, what was stopping you from making some when you woke up?
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« Reply #36 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:48 »

He seemed to imply there was none left by the time he woke up.
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« Reply #37 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:50 »

Everyone else ate it all for breakfast, and I can hardly drive a car in the US.  Somehow I don't think the cops in Ireland would accept "I crashed the rental because I needed bacon!" as a good excuse :/
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« Reply #38 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:51 »

You were there for two weeks. Did they only have it once?
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« Reply #39 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:55 »

I was just trying to make a light-hearted post.  Yes, I was there for two weeks.  I did not have much control over where we went, or what we bought.  I was pretty much, as folks say, along for the ride.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #40 on: 03 Apr 2013, 19:57 »

Well yeah, I just meant that I can't imagine not saying "hey, could you save a couple strips tomorrow?" Anyway, I'm only doing this because now I really want some bacon and I have none.
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« Reply #41 on: 03 Apr 2013, 20:07 »

I'm just not a very assertive person.   Except, apparently, when I get reminded that I'm not a very assertive person, and then I am PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE ANGERBEAST!  Sorry for that.  Lets get back to what's important:

BACON.

I know it's all hipstery at this point, but bacon and jalepeno pizza is still my favorite, and while I haven't confirmed this hypothesis yet, I think bacon and peaches would make a badass sandwich.
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« Reply #42 on: 03 Apr 2013, 20:14 »

I'm honestly not a huge fan of jalapenos. I don't mind the spice, they just don't really have any flavor to me. Bacon pizza on its own, sure, and I'll add red pepper flakes or even hot sauce, but jalapenos? Eh.
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« Reply #43 on: 03 Apr 2013, 20:35 »

That's fair - honestly, the jalepenos are just a barely acceptable substitute for green chile.
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« Reply #44 on: 03 Apr 2013, 20:36 »

Now that's something I can support.
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« Reply #45 on: 03 Apr 2013, 20:40 »

.... I prefer jalapeños to green chilies....
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« Reply #46 on: 03 Apr 2013, 20:43 »

Bacon simmered in a brandy reduction is AWESOME.
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« Reply #47 on: 03 Apr 2013, 20:59 »

.... I prefer jalapeños to green chilies....
Fair enough. I prefer habaneros to both.
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Re: I <3 Bacon
« Reply #48 on: 03 Apr 2013, 21:14 »

My ex LOVES habaneros. I couldn't even kiss her when she ate them, they're so spicy.

She once got a chocolate dipped ghost chili from someone as a gift. She said it was like she'd died and gone to heaven.


On topic: the best bacon is Applewood.
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« Reply #49 on: 03 Apr 2013, 21:18 »

Holy shit, I gotta try that sometime (the pepper).
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