Topic: Ridiculousness!! (Read 34480 times)

mtmerrick · « **Reply #100 on:** 13 Jun 2013, 14:07 »

*says them out loud*

IDK.... Seems pretty close to me....

Kugai · « **Reply #101 on:** 13 Jun 2013, 16:22 »

Masterpiece · « **Reply #102 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 18:42 »

I found an Ice Cream Sandwich today.

I ate it.

It was delicious!

But then I wanted to commemorate my change of profile picture:

bhtooefr · « **Reply #103 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 18:47 »

That's a huge pepperoni.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #104 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 19:13 »

Or its a standard pepperoni, a tiny pizza slice, and masterpiece is a tiny person =O

Masterpiece · « **Reply #105 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 19:17 »

I'm 6.2 feet. I have huge hands.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #106 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 19:19 »

*looks closer*

Wait, is that a pepperoni or a tomato slice?

Masterpiece · « **Reply #107 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 19:21 »

It's a huge sausage.

nekowafer · « **Reply #108 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 19:25 »

I knew it.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #109 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 19:40 »

Quote from: mtmerrick on 28 Jun 2013, 19:19

tomato slice?

How the hell do tomatoes look like in California?

mtmerrick · « **Reply #110 on:** 28 Jun 2013, 20:32 »

Patrick · « **Reply #111 on:** 29 Jun 2013, 18:38 »

Sometimes tomatoes are blue in SoCal in order to express gang affiliation.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #112 on:** 29 Jun 2013, 19:05 »

Oh I've eaten blue tomatoes before, I know that. I just don't see a tomato in that picture. Sorry.

Thrillho · « **Reply #113 on:** 30 Jun 2013, 15:32 »

Quote from: Patrick on 29 Jun 2013, 18:38

Sometimes tomatoes are blue in SoCal in order to express gang affiliation.

A black guy once took an instant dislike to me because I asked him if he was a Blood or a Crip. Keeping in mind this was in Lancashire, England.

Kugai · « **Reply #114 on:** 30 Jun 2013, 15:41 »

Akima · « **Reply #115 on:** 02 Jul 2013, 02:53 »

Even in Lancashire I might take a dislike to someone who suggested I was a triad gangster simply because I'm of Chinese descent.

Quote from: pwhodges on 13 Jun 2013, 02:30

The quark suffered a similar fate, being pronounced qu-ah-rk instead of the intended qu-or-rk.

Really? I thought the name was taken from Finnigan's Wake:

"Three quarks for Muster Mark!
Sure he has not got much of a bark
And sure any he has it's all beside the mark."

The rhymes suggest that qu-ar-k was intended, even in an Irish accent!

I say "jif". But English spelling/pronunciation is so inconsistent that it can't make up its mind how to say "gill", depending on whether it is part of a fish, or a unit used to measure the volume of, for example, a fish-tank.

pwhodges · « **Reply #116 on:** 02 Jul 2013, 03:14 »

On quark:

Quote from: Gell-Mann, who invented the term

In 1963, when I assigned the name "quark" to the fundamental constituents of the nucleon, I had the sound first, without the spelling, which could have been "kwork". Then, in one of my occasional perusals of Finnegans Wake, by James Joyce, I came across the word "quark" in the phrase "Three quarks for Muster Mark". Since "quark" (meaning, for one thing, the cry of the gull) was clearly intended to rhyme with "Mark", as well as "bark" and other such words, I had to find an excuse to pronounce it as "kwork". But the book represents the dream of a publican named Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker. Words in the text are typically drawn from several sources at once, like the "portmanteau" words in "Through the Looking-Glass". From time to time, phrases occur in the book that are partially determined by calls for drinks at the bar. I argued, therefore, that perhaps one of the multiple sources of the cry "Three quarks for Muster Mark" might be "Three quarts for Mister Mark", in which case the pronunciation "kwork" would not be totally unjustified. In any case, the number three fitted perfectly the way quarks occur in nature.

On gill: then how about the name which is pronounced one way but can be spelt Gill (short for Gillian, I guess) or Jill...

Thrillho · « **Reply #117 on:** 02 Jul 2013, 15:55 »

I forget what that reason was, but there was a reason for my incredibly racist remark. Also I'm pretty sure he already disliked me. Also, we are now quite good friends, having bonded over my unlikely love of rap music.

nekowafer · « **Reply #118 on:** 11 Jul 2013, 13:56 »

Masterpiece likes sausages.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #119 on:** 11 Jul 2013, 14:03 »

And tacos.

nekowafer · « **Reply #120 on:** 11 Jul 2013, 14:19 »

But are they fish tacos?

Thrillho · « **Reply #121 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 12:42 »

That's right, ladies, I'm single again. Single, greasy, unshaven and wearing a shirt that doesn't fit borrowed from the long haired cunt in this photo. BE STILL YOUR BEATING OVARIES

Masterpiece · « **Reply #122 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 14:46 »

I don't see anyone with long hair in that picture...

ackblom12 · « **Reply #123 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 14:47 »

Second from the left, he clearly has his hair pulled back into a pony tail.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #124 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 14:50 »

...oh. I wore a ponytail twice, if ever. I thought it looked good on me.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #125 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 14:56 »

I consider ponytails incredibly useful and utilitarian. Anyone who hates them has probably never had long hair.

Thrillho · « **Reply #126 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 15:04 »

I don't think anyone's arguing that they come in handy, bro. But they look like shit on a lot of people. I looked awful with one when I had long hair.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #127 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 15:06 »

Lookin' good can blow me when it's hot and humid out.

LeeC · « **Reply #128 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 15:07 »

its like wearing hats. some people can rock certain kind of hats, and others not as well. Take me for example. I like hats but I look terrible in hats.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #129 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 15:21 »

I tried to grow my hair out in high school, got pulled to the ground hard by my hair, shaved my head and never looked back.

nekowafer · « **Reply #130 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 15:40 »

My hair used to be down past my ass. I sort of miss it. But I must admit that I do not miss HAVING to have my hair in a ponytail. I like how they look on many people, men included, but they can get very annoying.

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #131 on:** 23 Jul 2013, 18:02 »

I prefer buns instead.

Loki · « **Reply #132 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 02:31 »

I too like some buns, but unfortunately, the closest bakery is fifteen minutes by foot. I don't think I have ever lived so far from a bakery in my life. On the other hand, I feel pretty privileged to be that close to a bakery in the first place.

Welu · « **Reply #133 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 12:52 »

Quote from: nekowafer on 23 Jul 2013, 15:40

My hair used to be down past my ass. I sort of miss it. But I must admit that I do not miss HAVING to have my hair in a ponytail. I like how they look on many people, men included, but they can get very annoying.

I'd like to see that hair, Neko. If I was capable if growing it and bothered to maintain it, I'd love to have hair that long. My hair just about passes my bra strap at its longest.

Despite their handiness I hate wearing my hair in a ponytail. I must have a sensitive scalp because they're near painful. If I have to wear my hair up I use a butterfly clip to distribute the hair pulling. Also they're pretty.

nekowafer · « **Reply #134 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 13:54 »

I'm actually not sure if I have any pictures of it. I'll look around. It was not fun to maintain and often got stuck, either under me or in my pants.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #135 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 14:37 »

How did you go on the toilet?

Thrillho · « **Reply #136 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 14:53 »

I'm guessing the traditional technique, although I personally prefer to polevault.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #137 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 14:55 »

But if she had hair past her butt, she'd poop on it!

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #138 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 15:10 »

You can move it out of the way you know... just like a kilt or skirt, at least how I use the head when I'm running around in a kilt, no way I'm taking the belt, sporran and occasionally my sword belt off when I can just lift and shift.

nekowafer · « **Reply #139 on:** 24 Jul 2013, 15:30 »

I usually kept it up and out of the way or put it over my shoulder for pooping.

~~Valdís~~ · « **Reply #140 on:** 22 Aug 2013, 11:21 »

"Karin tries to cheer herself up."

Carl-E · « **Reply #141 on:** 22 Aug 2013, 13:23 »

When did you get a holopony?

Masterpiece · « **Reply #142 on:** 22 Aug 2013, 15:18 »

Valdis = cute!

~~Valdís~~ · « **Reply #143 on:** 22 Aug 2013, 21:01 »

Quote from: Carl-E on 22 Aug 2013, 13:23

When did you get a holopony?

At 'Lek och Hobby' years ago! She followed me home!

Quote from: Masterpiece on 22 Aug 2013, 15:18

Valdis = cute!

Is that why she kept clinging to my head? Drawn to it like a very gentle piranha smelling cute in the air?

Emoroffle · « **Reply #144 on:** 07 Sep 2013, 16:43 »

I think the pony is attacking her out of jealousy for teh cuteness.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #145 on:** 09 Sep 2013, 11:21 »

Quote from: Patrick on 15 Apr 2013, 14:24

First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was that stupid Bro.0 show on MTV

Sorry to bring this up from the first page, but every time I see this thread I think of the show. And screw you Patrick and Gareth, that show is hilarious. I always thought it would be terrible, but the people on the show make genuinely funny comments on the videos they show, but soem of the guests are really creepy/dumb.

Thrillho · « **Reply #146 on:** 11 Sep 2013, 14:08 »

Yeah, take that me five months ago! (I have no idea what we're even talking about)

Thrillho · « **Reply #147 on:** 23 Sep 2013, 13:24 »

I changed my avatar. This is the photo I was going to use:

About a year old now. From when I shaved my head after Aasia left me. Some kind of penance or something, I guess? It was therapeutic. Amusingly, she did the exact same thing albeit not for the same reasons, I suspect.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #148 on:** 23 Sep 2013, 13:37 »

You tag with that photo is terrifying.

Thrillho · « **Reply #149 on:** 23 Sep 2013, 13:49 »

I copied the wrong link so now there is a huge version of my avatar next to my avatar and I'm okay with it.

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