Gareth aged 19 or 20 before an open mic gig at university. The hat's not mine, thank fuck.
Midway through a pub quiz at university that we actually won. I was clearly paying a lot of attention.
At some kind of uni party in 2009, sat next to a guy who later racially abused my wife.
Rockin' out on the beach in Cumbria.
This horse could support my weight. It didn't buckle or groan in the slightest. Nearly bought it.
In the park in Preston before university started in September 2009. I had twin hickies on my forehead for days. This is completely true.
See?
In my favourite club in Preston, Warehouse, taking my first shot ever.
I WILL CUT YOU MOTHERFUCKER I DON'T CARE
I'm still almost young enough in this photo to justify getting into a kids' fire engine
Absolutely no explanation necessary.
Midway through peeling off an exfoliating facemask.