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To her house.

To her parents house.

To the internet!

To a game store.

To a Game Stop.

To a new character, because there aren't enough already.

To Capcom headquarters.

To Marten

To the batmobile.

To the barricades.

To the moon.

[mtmerrick]

The ANT-erprise? 

No,  no,  that was terrible. 

The USS ANTietam ?

[Bluesummers]

I think I need an antacid, because all this shenanigans is giving me heartburn.

[Storel]

Ants contain formic acid, so that should be the definitive ant-acid.

[Is it cold in here?]

Will we see Pintsize's antenna?

[Loki]

but what about the ANT-imatter? 

Hey, I already made that pun!

I will not participate in this discussion.

One better does not touch ant matter.

[westrim]

For next week, I anticipate a parody of a Greek tragedy. Perhaps Antigone? It would be interesting if a new animal was added to the Yelling Bird verse, perhaps an anthropomorphic anteater with antenna whose anterior lobe has been removed, which makes it rather antsy and antisocial.

[Is it cold in here?]

Dora opens a branch in Antwerp.

[Loki]

CoD and Secret Bakery switch staff, without anyone commenting on it. Forum collapses.

[Is it cold in here?]

The mines under CoD are found to have a rich vein of antozonite. (Found that one while reading about fluorine).

[westrim]

Have a list
http://www.morewords.com/starts-with/ant/

[RedWolf4]

Please don't do that, you're just going to antagonize the situation.

[Redball]

For next week, I anticipate a parody of a Greek tragedy. Perhaps Antigony? It would be interesting if a new animal was added to the Yelling Bird verse, perhaps an anthropomorphic anteater with antenna whose anterior lobe has been removed, which makes it rather antsy and antisocial.

Nonono! A true tragedy would be a pesticide: Antigone.

[DSL]

Possibly the ant ithesis of everything we've discussed here, but:

The good part's at 1:50.

[Kugai]

Now you're just kicking over an Anthill.

[jwhouk]

So - who wants to do the WCDT for this week?

 

[Is it cold in here?]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant-Man

[FunkyTuba]

If this run of puns were a tumor it'd surely be malign-ant

[Method of Madness]

I wonder what an anthropologist would think of this thread.

[Bluesummers]

So - who wants to do the WCDT for this week?

 

We have to burn this abomination first.

[Loki]

Possibly the ant ithesis of everything we've discussed here, but:

The good part's at 1:50.

Aw damn, I had forgotten that show existed  I liked it; it was broadcast together with The Inspector.

[K1dmor]

We have to burn this abomination first.

 

[Method of Madness]

Why do people hate puns again?

[Is it cold in here?]

They're not sufficiently ohpun-minded.

[Mr_Rose]

Because people do that.

[cesariojpn]

Why do people hate puns again?

It's never punny.

[Tova]

Why do people hate puns again?

I don't think that people hate cleverly constructed puns. In moderation, you know, as a part of a sensible diet.
I can understand why overlaboured and done-to-death pun threads can grate with some, though. 

[DSL]

Those who are propun minded enjoy the lengths to which they can take the word play. Those who are ant i simply see it as pun ishment.

[Tova]

That's just wanton cruelty.

[pwhodges]

Thank goodness there'll soon be a comic to talk about.

[Mr_Rose]

Yes, then we can cease this pointless banter.

[Throg]

Considerably less than 10% of puns are ever funny.

It's been studied. A group of professional comedians sat down listened to each other for hours, restricted to puns. They could generate hundreds of puns, but in terms of producing a smile, no pun in ten did.

[Storel]

Considerably less than 10% of puns are ever funny.

It's been studied. A group of professional comedians sat down listened to each other for hours, restricted to puns. They could generate hundreds of puns, but in terms of producing a smile, no pun in ten did.

*Groooan*

[RedWolf4]

Considerably less than 10% of puns are ever funny.

It's been studied. A group of professional comedians sat down listened to each other for hours, restricted to puns. They could generate hundreds of puns, but in terms of producing a smile, no pun in ten did.

Give that man a trophy.

[jwhouk]

I would like to point out that this is the forum for Questionable Content, not Pearls Before Swine.

[bhtooefr]

Hmm, posts about the actual comic are quite scant in this thread. This can't go on much longer, can it?

[Kugai]

I'm a bit reticant about this punishing schedule.

[jwhouk]

Your favorite menu items from Coffee of Doom

None. #### off.    8 (9.4%)
Hang on hang on dangit    4 (4.7%)
A single coffee bean, lovingly pounded into your forehead    9 (10.6%)
"#### you, bladder" - 60 oz coffee    17 (20%)
Daft punk @200dB    13 (15.3%)
Laura Bush Muffins    0 (0%)
Cat hair Latte    1 (1.2%)
spam, spam, spam, mocha, spam    5 (5.9%)
Dog fighting a crow muffins    1 (1.2%)
We stab you so you can call in sick    17 (20%)
Pretty good for a Ska band.    6 (7.1%)
Litterbox brownies    1 (1.2%)
Are you sure spathe ham was never on the menu?    1 (1.2%)
Those pale in comparison to my choice, which I'll tell you in a comment.    2 (2.4%)

Total Members Voted: 47

[cesariojpn]

I would like to point out that this is the forum for Questionable Content, not Pearls Before Swine.

At least QC doesn't have a deranged character hell bent on killing his creator.

[Method of Madness]

Sure about that?

[jwhouk]

I don't think Pintsize knows who Jeph is.

[Method of Madness]

Oh, I meant Yelling Bird.

[westrim]

I would like to point out that this is the forum for Questionable Content, not Pearls Before Swine.

At least QC doesn't have a deranged character hell bent on killing his creator.

QC doesn't have its characters sit at the bar through long setups for wordplay involving a dog named Ike that can aim and saw, and a Kurdish man. Yelling Bird would probably give it a shot, though.

Okay, locking polling since no one else has posted after jwhouk so kindly posted results. Currently trying to think of one on topic, but considering the last comic, I'm having trouble thinking of one I don't find too risque (masturbation positions, favorite site, what do you do if a pet walks in, no, no, and noooo).

EDIT: New poll up, just went back to Emily. Also, thought on last week; perhaps Dora's clock has a timer feature, and was actually counting down her time available for self indulging.

[cesariojpn]

Oh, I meant Yelling Bird.

DERANGED, not Perverted.

[jwhouk]

COMIC!

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GORDON!

"I'm not supposed to talk to hallucinations. People might think I'm crazy."

Win.

[K1dmor]

 I want a Plushie of him so bad! 

 Reading Jeph's comment below the comic....could it be that:

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He's not Gordon?

[Lubricus]

So, has Gordon been renamed Gary, then, or am I misremembering things again? 

[jwhouk]

Gary was the AI they joked about with Clinton after the "Socks on Top of the Courthouse" incident with Momo.

[Is it cold in here?]

Perhaps Gary has worked under a pseudonym since gaining notoriety in The Gary Incident?

[jwhouk]

Occam's Razor - the boss forgot.

[mtmerrick]

wait...

we aren't going to get into an arc where G-Spider (name up for debate, apparently) re-meets marten, somehow it comes up that he's terrified of him, and that screwed up the readings, and pintsize gets "reassigned" to someone else, only for marten to realize how much he liked the little guy, and embark on an epic journey to rescue his friend, are we?

>_<