I would like to point out that this is the forum for Questionable Content, not Pearls Before Swine.
At least QC doesn't have a deranged character hell bent on killing his creator.
QC doesn't have its characters sit at the bar through long setups for wordplay involving a dog named Ike that can aim and saw, and a Kurdish man. Yelling Bird would probably give it a shot, though.
Okay, locking polling since no one else has posted after jwhouk so kindly posted results. Currently trying to think of one on topic, but considering the last comic, I'm having trouble thinking of one I don't find too risque (masturbation positions, favorite site, what do you do if a pet walks in, no, no, and noooo).
EDIT: New poll up, just went back to Emily. Also, thought on last week; perhaps Dora's clock has a timer feature, and was actually counting down her time available for self indulging.