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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #100 on: 05 May 2013, 01:40 »

*looks indignant* When have I ever been not serious? Unless someone makes a compelling argument, my vote stays where it is.

If you want it to change, you better start arguing.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #101 on: 05 May 2013, 02:10 »

.... He's dead. Are you saying he killed himself?

OOC: is suicide even possible in this game?
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #102 on: 05 May 2013, 03:00 »

I am saying he fell victim of his own evil plan. He was planning to poison all of us, but then couldn't resist the temptation of this tasty-smelling porridge.

Think about it: The person found first at the murder scene is most likely to be the killer.

Whom did we find at the crime scene?

cesium133. The persecution rests.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #103 on: 05 May 2013, 05:15 »

....i can't argue with that kind of logic. i'm certainly not convinced, but there is simply nothing i can say in relation to it other than "..."
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #104 on: 05 May 2013, 05:52 »

That is insane troll logic, I say.  But the porridge does smell tasty... no!  no!  must resist! 

Someone get rid of this porridge!  Who had access to the kitchen?
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #105 on: 05 May 2013, 07:47 »

*opens the broom closet, stands and stares inside for a while, looking reflective*

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #106 on: 05 May 2013, 09:37 »

Anything in there besides brooms?
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #107 on: 05 May 2013, 12:44 »

Mops, brushes, a bucket with dirty water and the body of Cesium133. (We needed to put him somewhere)
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #108 on: 05 May 2013, 12:58 »

So nothing unusual.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #109 on: 05 May 2013, 13:02 »

Unicorn casually wanders past the closet, pushes de_la_nae inside, and then jams a chair up under the doorknob to prevent egress.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #110 on: 05 May 2013, 13:06 »

Method gives an annoyed sigh, and bangs on the door from the inside of the closet, having been locked in. "Honestly, it's like I'm invisible or something. I do hope somebody lets me out soon. It's cold and it smells like what is probably dirty mop water and corpse. Just glad it's too dark to see."
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #111 on: 05 May 2013, 13:10 »

"Invisible? Invisible?!" Unicorn hops up on the chair, crouching in a careful balance so as not to fall off, face barely an inch from the door as they speak through it.

"I thought you knew! Out of sight, out of mind! Out of sight, out of mind! OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND!!!!!!!!"

Of course, the excitement only causes them to slip and fall noisily, the chair falling away from the door, which they rapidly prop back up before stalking off, muttering darkly to themselves.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #112 on: 05 May 2013, 13:11 »

.....

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #113 on: 05 May 2013, 13:11 »

Phew, barely made it out before the door was reblocked. If I were a less reasonable man, I'd vote for Unicorn...but being rude doesn't merit the death penalty.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #114 on: 05 May 2013, 14:05 »

Okay, so I have been talking to the salad I was about to serve tonight.

It said cesium133 didn't do it. Now I am confused.

Some other plant also told me to "chill out and go with the flow". So I suppose that means...

Lynch ChaoSera.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #115 on: 05 May 2013, 19:09 »

*slaps Unicorn

Snap out of it! Weirdo...

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #116 on: 05 May 2013, 19:18 »

Oops, I forgot to wake DLN when I got out. Well at least she's out now.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #117 on: 05 May 2013, 20:43 »

The Unicorn stands there transfixed, a faint, dazed look on their features after Linds had slapped them. A half-lucid smiles creeps across their features, settling heavily across equally-heavy eyelids before they slowly sway back and forth, snapping their fingers in time.

"Snap...out of it...snap...snap. Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap..." Unicorn wanders away, swaying and snapping.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #118 on: 05 May 2013, 22:17 »

*shrugs, then begins wiping down chair with a towel*

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #119 on: 05 May 2013, 23:43 »

I can not help but wonder what would happen if I told Unicorn to get lost.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #120 on: 06 May 2013, 00:02 »

Unicorn can't be seen, but somewhere in the distance a gruntle-deprived shriek is heard. It almost sounds like "LOST!!"
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #121 on: 06 May 2013, 01:11 »

OOC: Of course, now I have the Lost intro theme stuck in my head.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #122 on: 06 May 2013, 14:48 »

I take a nap and the whole village goes to hell.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #123 on: 06 May 2013, 15:07 »

Nah, it was already there. You just missed the opening act and Beleezbot's snappy number.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #124 on: 06 May 2013, 22:03 »

*looks over the now clean wooden chair, lovingly polished to a gentle shine*

*enters broom closet, comes back out moments later with a large axe, and gets to work hacking the chair apart*

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #125 on: 06 May 2013, 22:10 »

Good thing I wasn't sitting there.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #126 on: 07 May 2013, 01:07 »

You know, this is a weirdly long day.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #127 on: 07 May 2013, 01:08 »

I've been noticing this phenomenon as well, ChaoSera. The gods must love to make us suffer.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #128 on: 07 May 2013, 01:10 »

On the other hand, I'll probably get lynched on the end of the day, because you damn people are so close-minded so this at least gives me a couple hours more to live.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #129 on: 07 May 2013, 07:34 »

After fierce debate and argument, it seemed that the Sunrunners had determined ChaoSera to be the most likely to be their betrayer. However, before anyone could move, de_la_Nae stabbed Method of Madness in the back with a long iron knife! This senseless, thoughtless murder in bright daylight of the Steward of Goddess Keep lacked reason or even rationality. In a full display of righteous fury, the Lord of Goddess Keep burned de_la_Nae to ash on the spot, suspending the proceedings.

As the moons rise, it is clear that the secret enemies of Goddess Keep are free to act against them once again.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #130 on: 07 May 2013, 07:40 »

((Does that mean that de_la_Nae did not have a special role?))
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #131 on: 07 May 2013, 07:42 »

(Correct. de_la_Nae was a regular villager who successfully murdered the Cop role in this game just because and was executed for it)

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #132 on: 07 May 2013, 08:31 »

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #133 on: 07 May 2013, 08:42 »

I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T ME!
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #134 on: 07 May 2013, 08:47 »

 :? You could still be the killer.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #135 on: 07 May 2013, 08:49 »

But I'm not...
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #136 on: 07 May 2013, 09:08 »

But you could be...
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #137 on: 07 May 2013, 09:47 »

I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T ME!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME, I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU!

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #138 on: 07 May 2013, 10:30 »

Well, we're all gonna die.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #139 on: 07 May 2013, 11:06 »

But you could be...
Well, yeah. But I'm not.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #140 on: 07 May 2013, 11:20 »

But you could be...
Well, yeah. But I'm not.
But you could be.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #141 on: 07 May 2013, 11:24 »

I kind of see where this is going.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #142 on: 07 May 2013, 11:49 »

What is going on, I don't even...
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #143 on: 07 May 2013, 11:50 »

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #144 on: 07 May 2013, 11:58 »

But you could be...
Well, yeah. But I'm not.
But you could be.
So could you.
Nope, I'm not the one who threatened to kill anyone. That was you.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #145 on: 07 May 2013, 12:04 »

The quiet ones always turn out to be the killer in the end.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #146 on: 07 May 2013, 12:10 »

Hooray, that means I am not the killer!
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #147 on: 07 May 2013, 13:21 »

So you think.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #148 on: 07 May 2013, 13:34 »

"Listen."

Unicorn is standing in the middle of the crowd, everyone's bickering and blathering overriding the single word spoken. They stare ahead, waiting for people to calm down and listen, but it doesn't happen, and they suddenly throw their head back, screaming at the top of their lungs.

"LIIIIIIIISTEEEEEEEEN!"
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #149 on: 07 May 2013, 13:43 »

...yeah?
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