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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #50 on: 02 May 2013, 13:16 »

Wait, what? Why is DLN in gaol?
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #51 on: 02 May 2013, 13:36 »

Wait, what? Why is DLN in gaol?

What scribes taught you? De_la_Nae is in a bare room, much like a monk's.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #52 on: 02 May 2013, 14:05 »

She called it a cell.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #53 on: 02 May 2013, 14:06 »

Which is what such chambers are often called.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #54 on: 02 May 2013, 14:08 »

(OOC: Really? Then all those people in ASoIaF aren't assholes who make their lesser guests sleep in dungeons? Well...dang.)
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #55 on: 02 May 2013, 14:11 »

(OOC: Yes, really. Looks like you are one of today's lucky 10000!

I think a cell basically means "a patch of room", with the implication there isn't much in it. Which is true for both prison cells and monk cells.)
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #56 on: 02 May 2013, 14:24 »

I should get a new scribe.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #57 on: 02 May 2013, 14:41 »

((D'oh! Don't feel bad, I totally made the same mistake when I was younger.))

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #58 on: 02 May 2013, 14:55 »

(Makes sure you're not younger than me...phew.)
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #59 on: 03 May 2013, 04:03 »

(OOC: When is it going to be day out?)

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #60 on: 03 May 2013, 05:56 »

*turns over in bed, then farts in his sleep*
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #61 on: 03 May 2013, 11:49 »

*sprays air freshener in J's general direction*
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #62 on: 03 May 2013, 15:03 »

Apologies for the delay -  I went to the Random House open house today. Update will be up soon.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #63 on: 03 May 2013, 21:38 »

Day 1

After a night's rest, the  Sunrunners gathered in the dining hall to eat. Everyone knew that a certain someone would have snuck in ahead of them, but he was not quickly visible. When he was found head deep in the large cauldron of porridge, alarm spread amongst the Sunrunners. A quick investigation revealed the porridge to be poisoned! It seems cesium133 had gone for food a little before breakfast and been the first to discover the evil truth.

His body quickly bundled out and soothing words about bad heart uttered. Those in the know withdraw to discuss the matter.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #64 on: 03 May 2013, 22:06 »

I'm highly suspicious of Kyocera and TED. What does everyone think?
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #65 on: 03 May 2013, 22:18 »

I, too, find ChaoSera's words yesterday to be quite concerning.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #66 on: 04 May 2013, 02:18 »

Who would do such a cruel thing? *writes obituary*

My dear lost friend,
though I only knew you so briefly,
I watched you grow and with light be filled;
but then, bereft of chance, thy doom thy met,
unable to fulfill your fate.
Rest well, sweet porridge.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #67 on: 04 May 2013, 02:59 »

What the hell? You get drunk and pass out ONE night and then somebody comes and messes with your plans. Cesium was not supposed to die first. Now the order is all wrong! I can't do it like this... Guess I'll have to find a new Hobby.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #68 on: 04 May 2013, 03:00 »

There there, Loki. It's going to be alright.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #69 on: 04 May 2013, 03:26 »

.....

Lynch ChaosCera
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #70 on: 04 May 2013, 03:27 »

Uh...

Okay.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #71 on: 04 May 2013, 03:32 »

.....

Lynch ChaosCera
That's not even my name. If you want to kill me at least get my name right. Show some respect! :psyduck:
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #72 on: 04 May 2013, 03:51 »

He's the most suspicious one here by far.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #73 on: 04 May 2013, 03:53 »

Well, I think it's pretty suspicious as well, to blurt out accusations without even talking to the person about it.

And for the record, I didn't kill him.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #74 on: 04 May 2013, 03:58 »

This I cannot condole. Stop accusing innocents of murder! Disrupting the peace in our community!

I vote kill MtMerrick.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #75 on: 04 May 2013, 03:59 »

*comes out of his house after a long and restful night's sleep*

so, what. we're killing ChaoCera then? cool, i hate that guy. come on ChaoSera, lets go kill ChaoCera.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #76 on: 04 May 2013, 08:01 »

*finishes sweeping up in the dining hall, then stands by a window, staring out at the morning sky*

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #77 on: 04 May 2013, 08:02 »

Well yeah, I was planning to kill each and every one of you and then declare myself the king of an empty town. You got a problem with that? :psyduck:

Sorry, but because of this comment, I vote to lynch ChaoSera.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #78 on: 04 May 2013, 10:51 »

oh i'm still here

oh well

i don't think chaosera did it.

so.

Lynch Linds.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #79 on: 04 May 2013, 11:14 »

Going to have to say that, there isn't much in it, but I choose to lynch ChaoSera
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #80 on: 04 May 2013, 11:22 »

Guys, I didn't do it. :psyduck:

mtmerrick is the one throwing accusations around like they are candy.

Therefore, I vote to lynch mtmerrick
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #81 on: 04 May 2013, 12:15 »

Explain what you meant with your comments then.
why'd you want to kill everybody?

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #82 on: 04 May 2013, 12:48 »

Why... why wouldn't I want to? :psyduck:
I mean, don't you ever get the compulsion to just kill everybody around you?

I didn't act on it though.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #83 on: 04 May 2013, 12:58 »

So you claim.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #84 on: 04 May 2013, 13:39 »

I retract my vote, lynch Mt. Merrick.

before that volcano blows again.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #85 on: 04 May 2013, 13:48 »

So you claim.
So I do. I obviously have no way to prove it, but I'm telling the truth. I also would never use poison, it's a coward's weapon.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #86 on: 04 May 2013, 13:49 »

ChaoSera wanted to kill every one of us - that sounds like the kind of thing a killer would say, and then be all "lol, why would I say that if I were serious?"  Whether those comments are innocent callousness or or a smokescreen, I'm not sure, but if I've got to vote:

ChaoSera
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #87 on: 04 May 2013, 14:02 »

I never said I wasn't serious about it, I just said I didn't do it. Which is true. First I'll need a new list, this one's useless now...

*pulls a scroll from one of his pockets, crumples it and tosses it into a nearby hearth-fire*
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #88 on: 04 May 2013, 14:44 »

Great. Prejudice against the new guy again. Thaaaaaaanks. >_>

I'm not throwing accusations around, I'm analyzing the situation and picking out who is clearly the most guilty-looking.

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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #89 on: 04 May 2013, 14:51 »

How am I guilty looking? Just because I had a plan to kill you people doesn't mean I did this. I wasn't planning to start until a few days from now and now all's screwed up anyway...
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #90 on: 04 May 2013, 14:51 »

wait so if i just say i'm the killer people will lynch me

neat

i killed cesium, everyone.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #91 on: 04 May 2013, 14:52 »

(also, ooc, chaosera: this is the danger in meta-gaming. cheers.)
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #92 on: 04 May 2013, 14:53 »

FYI, I have NOT killed anyone in this game. So please don't lynch me.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #93 on: 04 May 2013, 14:55 »

what game?

is this some kind of game to you?

you are fucking crazy.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #94 on: 04 May 2013, 15:07 »

(also, ooc, chaosera: this is the danger in meta-gaming. cheers.)
(I know. This is also the fun of meta-gaming! :3)

I haven't killed anyone either, mtmerrick, though I don't know what game you're talking about. The last game I played was chess with my sister, a few years ago. She died shortly after that.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #95 on: 04 May 2013, 15:10 »

Whoever did it clearly wasn't targeting one person. The communal porridge bowl was poisoned. It seems we were all meant to die...and the killer would have had his or her wish of ruling an empty town very soon.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #96 on: 04 May 2013, 15:45 »

I can see where you're coming from, but as I said, I would never use poison. It's a boring way to kill.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #97 on: 04 May 2013, 15:55 »

You're still suspicious but I am willing to retract my lynchvote for you if you do so for me.

(I think we've concluded I did not kill this man?)
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #98 on: 04 May 2013, 22:39 »

Guys. Guys. What if...

Murder before coffee is simply undignified.
What? I do all my killin' before breakfast.

What if cesium133 was planning to kill us all, but couldn't help but start eating before us because the porridge smelled so tasty?

Let's also not forget he committed porridgicide.

Lynch cesium133.
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Re: Mafia 9 - The Star Scroll
« Reply #99 on: 04 May 2013, 23:59 »

... You're kidding, right?  :psyduck:
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