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What would be the length of Deathmole's first concert?

30 seconds before Hanners runs off in fright.
- 4 (5.3%)
3 and a half minutes before they get booed off for no lyrics.
- 4 (5.3%)
Maybe they get through the first song.
- 2 (2.7%)
15 to 17 minutes, tops.
- 3 (4%)
20 minutes, including an epic guitar solo with Marten.
- 3 (4%)
30 minutes, including dueling guitar vs. bass with Marten and Amir.
- 7 (9.3%)
A full hour - Hannelore goes NUTS on the drums!
- 30 (40%)
They play covers the rest of the night .
- 4 (5.3%)
Zero. They're never going to play live.
- 10 (13.3%)
Never say never!
- 1 (1.3%)
Waffles and Guitars!
- 1 (1.3%)
Spathe Ham and Drums!
- 0 (0%)
Opening Act: Emily and the Whirled Peas!
- 2 (2.7%)
More Claire bonding with Faye and Dora!
- 3 (4%)
MOAR PINTSIZEEEE!!!!
- 1 (1.3%)
Pics of Roswell snacking on Yelling Bird!
- 0 (0%)

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Rushed thread. Will fix poll later.
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Just so it's recorded, my "something else" is emergency bourbon.
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Pass some please.
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Option #4 reminds me of this SMBC.




(Needless to say, this alibi was flawed)
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Speaking of SMBC, could anyone explain this one to me? Why would anyone assume Ayn Rand to be on the syllabus?
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She's from Russia.
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Ah. Yeah, that would explain it.

I usually find SMBC depressing.
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If SMBC is depressing, how would you describe A Softer World?
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I don't read A Softer World, and I probably shouldn't.

The only comics I read are, very roughly in order of frequency:

  • QC
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  • SMBC but usually only if I am drunk
  • Dilbert (sometimes)
  • Ménage ŕ 3 (NSFW)
  • Penny Arcade

Yes, those comics are the only ones I read.
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Try Girl Genius.
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I read a few most of the time, the only ones I'll always check for are QC, xkcd and smbc. I check OotS one a month or so, because checking any more frequently is a recipe for insanity.
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Poll to come shortly.

Waffles?    4 (17.4%)
Spathe Ham?    2 (8.7%)
Whirled Peas?    4 (17.4%)
Something else?    3 (13%)
Take your time, we're here all day.    10 (43.5%)

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Updated poll is just a mental exercise - which cast member would be the most surprising choice to suddenly "move away"?

In case you're clueless about the trope (and have time to allow TV Tropes to ruin your life): Put On A Bus
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Marten can't be put on a bus, if he moved, the comic would move with him.
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Try Girl Genius.
It is brilliant, but best read in monthly gulps, like many story-intensive comics, I think.

Strip-by-strip.
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Marten can't be put on a bus, if he moved, the comic would move with him.
Road show!
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California Content - the sequel to Questionable Content!
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California Content - the sequel to Questionable Content!
Been saying it for years now, but I'm biased.
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perhaps Claire will join the band, playing the harp?
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You're calling her a harpy?
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Well that's the funniest QC I've read in a long time.
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I don't know, I think it would've worked so much better without Dora's last line. Faye's punchline was great, Dora's bit kind of overdid it.
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Well that's the funniest QC I've read in a long time.
I don't know, I think it would've worked so much better without Dora's last line. Faye's punchline was great, Dora's bit kind of overdid it.
Castro Pintsize vs. Gentleman Pintsize, FIGHT!
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But.. I totally want to have fuzzy bunny slippers of authority....


Also, Claire is seeking out Marten for some strange reason... Let the baseless speculation begin!
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She wants to go on a roadtrip with him. On a bus.

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What? Yoy did say baseless.
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But.. I totally want to have fuzzy bunny slippers of authority....


Also, Claire is seeking out Marten for some strange reason... Let the baseless speculation begin!
Challenge accepted!

"So, after thinking it over, and realizing that I'm just not very experienced with these sorts of things, and since you're such a decent guy, co-could you, you know, help me practice? S-snuggling, I mean! In a platonic way!"


I am intrigued by the almost total lack of votes so far for anyone but Marten and Hannelore. This leads me to conclude that they will return to space, and while there Earth will be nuked from orbit (it's the only way to be sure!), and the comic will take a shocking swerve for the postapocalyptic. It's the hot new thing, until World War Z goes Ishtar on us at least.
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I voted bus waffles.  :psyduck:
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I am intrigued by the almost total lack of votes so far for anyone but Marten and Hannelore.

Seconded.
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Claire isn't in the poll. She is easily the most interesting character for the last couple of months.
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I selected 'other' for the Bros.
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Do the Fuzzy Bunny Slippers of Authority come as standard issue with the My Little Pony Riot Squad Uniform?
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Claire's eyes seem to have changed from blue to greenish. Wonder if it's a graphical error or if she wears contacts for a different eye colour?

Blue (2435)


Green (2445)
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Would "Fuzzy Bunny Slippers of Authority" be a good band name? Probably not.
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I've heard of the term "tranny chasers," but Claire going after Marten is a whole new experience for me. Or whatever.
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Also, Claire is seeking out Marten for some strange reason... Let the baseless speculation begin!

She's going to ask him out on a date, of course. There, I said it.
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Please, not the t-slur, even though it was in quotes. "Trans fetishist" would communicate just the same thought. There's probably an even better term.
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Much as we ridicule Marten for his love life, there has actually been a reasonable run of women chasing him: Dora, Cosette, and Padma.

Claire chasing him would be too simple to be funny. Maybe she's going to ask him for advice about adopting an AnthroPC because she's so impressed with Pintsize.
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Much as we ridicule Marten for his love life, there has actually been a reasonable run of women chasing him: Dora, Cosette, and Padma.
Claire chasing him would be too simple to be funny. Maybe she's going to ask him for advice about adopting an AnthroPC because she's so impressed with Pintsize.
I do not recall the name of the trope, but it's a recurring theme in comedy that a character who is allegedly odd and homely and hard up for companionship gets a suspiciously large amount of it. Leonard from Big Bang Theory or Alan from Two and a Half Men for example, to cite the Chuck Lorre abuse of it.

Being impressed by Pintsize is the most unlikely theory yet.
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I voted Other, with my candidate being Yelling Bird.

Maybe Claire is looking for advice about how to take care of her pet Library Spider. Or she needs counseling after looking in the black bin.
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Claire's eyes seem to have changed from blue to greenish. Wonder if it's a graphical error or if she wears contacts for a different eye colour?

Welcome, new person!

I think it was our resident expert on trans* issues, ZoeB, who mentioned that might be because hormonal treatment can change eye color as a side effect.

So it's either that or color lenses or Jeph simply forgot.
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Some other preposterous reasons Claire might be looking for Marten:

She wants hair care advice.

She's looking for career counseling.
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I'm guessing Jeph simply forgot.

As to the comic: http://dundundun.net/

FEAR THE WRATH OF THE FUZZY BUNNY SLIPPERS OF AUTHORITY! FEAR THEM I SAY!

I'm going to try not to speculate, but suffice to say we are watching this with great interesting.

Speculating any way:
(click to show/hide)

Preposterous speculating:
She wants Marten's help socializing Clinton to be better able to interact with normal human beings
She feels bad about completely joke blocking Emily earlier and wants Marten's help to throw a surprise party
Claire is a closet S&M queen and just figured out that Marten's mother is Veronica Vance, she just wants an autograph from her idol
Claire is secretly planning to drain Marten's blood to summon the Elder God of Moping from his long slumber. Ia Ia Angsthulu Fhtagn!
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I'm afraid it may be too late for me...

And today's comic... interesting setup...
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Claire's eyes seem to have changed from blue to greenish. Wonder if it's a graphical error or if she wears contacts for a different eye colour?
Both look green to me, though 2435 more of a blue-green and 2445 more of a grey-green.
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Are we sure that Claire is looking for Marten and not avoiding him?
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This is true, but her phrasing in the first panel led my thoughts that way. Perhaps she isn't sure herself.
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Claire is secretly planning to drain Marten's blood to summon the Elder God of Moping from his long slumber.

Hmm! We've already had someone collect a blood sample from Marten, so there must be a reason for doing it.
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Her eyes have been in the general blue-slightly green territory just about every comic she's been in, FWIW.
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Claire is secretly planning to drain Marten's blood to summon the Elder God of Moping from his long slumber.

Hmm! We've already had someone collect a blood sample from Marten, so there must be a reason for doing it.


Claire, Hannelore and Dora are all High Priestesses of Angstulhu.
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